Penguin @20skullkid03-blog - Tumblr Blog

I go to public school, okay, I know how to inject herion and snort literally anything (including salt and borax). It's safe, just kidding

I had way too much fun trying to do this. I mm pretty sure I woke my dad up while doing it though

#gif #vine #vine is dead

For around two years now, I've wanted a thigh gap. Then I almost dropped my phone in the toilet. My thighs saved my phone. I don't want a thigh gap, I'd rather have my phone

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When I’m reading smut on my phone and someone comes up behind me:

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imagine

Dan and Phil shopping for groceries and they’re in near by aisles so Phil raises his voice slightly and asks “Dan do you want some snacks?”

and Dan, being the rat that he is, shouts back, “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS”

I want to open a shoppe next to Forever 21 and call it Done Being 21

#i think i'm funny #there's something wrong with me #knee slap #Forever 22 #forever 21 #I'm not actually funny

My mind and body are killing me, but it's okay because my grades and appearance are more important

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Okay, I totally want this but, how the hell does this work?

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"Ugh, the sun's coming up. I must take refuse in the darkness"

-the star nosed mole from "Nut Job"

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I'm constantly on the thought of "No one likes me." It's obvious though. I'm annoying and get in the way. Why am I like this? Can I curl up and leave everyone right now?

#depression #why #why am i like this #i annoy everyone