Just Some Guy

I don't care about my pronouns But I do respect yours

[nature-travel-photography]

Geothermal magic in the heart of New Zealand - Author: _LucienneWish

[escuerzoresucitado]

[blackwoolncrown]

[jabberding0]

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

[nepharim-tree]

[sexhaver]

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

[dailycatsblog]

[mctreeleth]

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

[mctreeleth]

thanks for the advice tumblr but this post doesn't actually need to be seen i'm just trying to unburden my soul of it like it's some sort of dark passenger i need to exorcise out

[blessedbrick]

Sewing and wasn't paying attention to which container I was putting the pins in

[anarchistmemedistro]

[tall]

[squid-ink-on-toast]

Me: Man I have something I need to be at but i only need to be there in like 6 hours

My brain for 6 hours straight:

[pocket-deer-belly]

i knit a stupid little hat

[pocket-deer-belly]

NEEVR kill yourself. you can make a stupid little hat

[the-haiku-bot]

NEEVR

kill yourself. you can make a

stupid little hat

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[podcastwizard]

one of my small joys working in customer service is reading out someone’s joke spam email in a very loud and professional voice over the phone. “i’m going to send you an email, it looks like the address we have on file is HOT PANTS DADDY SIXTY NINE at yahoo.com. is that correct?”

and always get a “sigh…yeah.”

[agnosticblowjob]

one time when i worked at a hotel i noticed that there was a reservation that day under the name Sweet Booty and me and my coworkers giggled about it. and then hours later some guy is trying to check in and we can’t find his reservation and he’s like “well my gf made the reservation, lemme call her” and he put her on speakerphone so she could read out the confirmation number and i was absolutely thrilled to ask “is it the reservation for Sweet Booty?”

[plaguedocboi]

I think the most incredible thing about the guy who accidentally put his head in a particle accelerator is not the fact that it happened, or the fact that he survived, its the fact that after getting blasted with a wave of protons traveling at 99% the speed of light and seeing “the light of a thousand suns” he just quietly left the room, went about his day, and went home without telling anyone. Really just speedran the five stages of grief and arrived at the attitude of “welp, whatever happens next happens.”

[teaboot]

I googled this thinking I’d missed something in the news but nope this happened in 1978

[kintsunegi]

[lobelee]

[breezingby]

The end of this is the Best part.

[halcyonsynthesis]

🥹

[cargopantsman]

look upon the mighty machines we have built

and the deftness of a caring person behind that machine

[deinvatiwrites]

@elephantaday

[elephantaday]

Day 723 of reblogging videos of adorable elephants.

[sophiamcdougall]

It ... it thanked it!

[exclipsensfw]

purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)

[exclipsensfw]

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

[elierlick]

Never forget that the physicians and "detransitioners" they bring to speak against trans healthcare are paid enormous sums to give false testimonies. They're not legitimate sources and shouldn't stop you from living your best life (source).