Mr. P

Im just here to reblog things that that interest me. Mostly porn but also animals, nature, architecture and many more. I will post some x-rated pics of myself just look up "me" in the search. If you wanna talk I'm up for that to and I take submissions.

[itscolossal]

A Tree-Like Figure Composed of Natural and Technological Elements by Garret Kane

[guillotineman-deactivated202411]

😂 😂 😂

[lhommetimide]

When you start dating somebody and they make a post sayin “Physical attractiveness is not important to me. Its whats inside that counts “

[westafricanbaby]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[queenmelodic]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[amoisthobo]

This is hands down one of the funniest videos I have ever seen in my entire life.

[barcoque]

[blackqueerblog]

This is “raisins in macaroni salad” courage.

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Lmaooo

[gahdamnpunk]

He followed her around and called her a d*ke for pecking another woman

[ebbaliciousz]

We’re censored aiiight…. there’s a white bitch playing with her pussy right in the middle of my dash…

[le-en9-deactivated20190722]

Lmaooo

[lloydlaflare]

She probably ain’t presenting a nipple so she got a pass lmao

[lighthouxe-deactivated20181201]

#MLKDay

[artwoonz]

By: Vincent Bal Instagram: @artwoonz

[gettingfitwithcrossfit-deactiva]

I love different.

This is different, and simple, and for some reason it just made my day.

[peachy-ed]

basically

[ruinedchildhood]

Logging in to tumblr after the 17th

[yazzdonut]

still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing

[bonanza-7]

[das-lulu]

@yazzdonut

[das-lulu]

here’s the one for the last day <3 @yazzdonut

@carthages-finest

[d3av3lop3r-deactivated20220730]

[miiriya]

[byanymeanznecessary-deactivated]

😂😂😂

[chubbyychocolate-deactivated201]

Happy Birthday

Disclaimer: All my erotic stories are true personal events that are told from my point of view.

I wore crotchless panties underneath this tight dress cause I wanted to be a perfect slut for you. I had an extra glass of wine because I wanted all my inhibitions to disappear. I took one extra long drag of the blunt to relax myself. It’s the night before your birthday and I wanted the clock to strike midnight with your eyes rolled back into your head. I sucked your dick like it was coated in my favorite candy. My throat opened up to you better than before. I gazed up at you while wrapped my lips tight around your pretty ass dick. My spit glistened on your flesh like how the heat does on concrete in the summer. Even though I wanted to make this about you, you gifted me with glorious smacks to my ass and then a tongue bath on my pussy. Stroking my g spot with your fingers while your mouth does the unimaginable on my swollen clit. You bring your fingers to my mouth and I take them eagerly, tasting myself.

“You ready for this dick huh?” “Yessss.”

Slow and methodical at first, pulsing against my g spot, you tease my senses with every short stroke until you were buried within me. I could hear myself say “Please!” What was I begging for when you were giving me all I needed in that moment?! My hands roamed your body, pulling, gripping, scratching, squeezing. I used my hands to let you know how good your dick was to me because I couldn’t find my words and my voice’s sole purpose was to just cry out in pure bliss. My pussy kept gripping you and hugging that dick like she missed it. Through clenched teeth you say, “Your pussy is so fuckin tight!” You lean into my body and hold each of my hands down on the bed and drill me deep.

You then released your grip to rub my clit while you stroked me deep. I’m in ecstasy, my head is spinning, my pussy is pulsing, my hips are matching your strokes and you know that I’m ready to cum. Just as my back arches as the first wave of bliss flies thru me your hand covers my mouth to muffle my screams. I can feel your dick throbbing with me and I know you’re cumming too. Your eyes are on me as we cum together and bring in your birthday in the most delicious way.

[hennymademe]

When staff finds out I’m still watching porn

[themaiajae]