Sleepy Girl

Smorgasbord

[phantomsteed]

no artist can ever make anything as relatable as edward gorey drawing a shrewd little man looking out upon a barren ass landscape & the only caption he chose to describe this intensely bizarre scene is “hoo.”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

That time of night as an adult where you’re desperately tired and want to sleep but you also don’t want to give up the day yet bc there’s stuff you wanna do. I’m calling it the toddler hour

[valtsv]

me, a “beauty guru” in the 18th century: UH OH SISTERS!!! *dies of lead poisoning from the lethal doses of white lead pigment i use to paint my face*

[minotar-deactivated20190328]

he has a a secret to share with you…..

[glowpop]

oh…what is it

[minotar-deactivated20190328]

he’s learning to climbs trees and he’s very proud of himself!

[bears-official]

I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM TOO!!!!!!!!

[demigodgooglesearches]

“too young to be a 90s kid but close” aesthetic:

-singing we will rock you on the bus

-nyan cat

-owls. everybody loves owls–

-minecraft before the jungle biome

-slap bracelets

-long sleves under tank tops

-jean skirts with… leggings….

-sillybands

-nintendogs on your grey ds

-remembering vaguely having to use a cd player as a kid, then an mp3, than an ipod-

-zebra. print. everything.

-japanese erasers

-duct tape purses

-the justin bieber sounds like a girl debate

-yo danny phantom hE wAS JUST 14

-shark boy and lava girl

-staying up late enough to see george lopez start to play

- “mom how do you spell cartoonnetwork whats the website”

- that weird fosters home for imaginary friends mmo

- fucking TOONTOWN

- “disney!! three six five!!!!!”

- microsoft paint created MASTERPIECES

- was… was kidpix a thing

-bill nye the science guy and liberty kids

-alvin and the chipmunks covers.

- school store

-crimp your hair bitch

-bakugan

-wheezers ‘beverly hills’ on the playground

-camp rock

-highschool musical

-if you didnt have a blog on blogspot.com you weren’t shit (with the extension where you could feed the fish)

-lisa frank folders

-having to learn the fucking recorder. hot crossed buns… hOt croSssED BUNS,,,,

-did anyone play that weird wizard typing quest

-SMENCILS

-clUb PENGUIN

-everything is not what it seems when u can get all you wanted in ur wildest dreams

-popular snacks at snack time,,,: gritz, gogurt, fruit roll ups tongue tattoos, zebra cakes, cheese dip crackers, those cookie crackers where u took the red stick and spread it

-dc shoes/shell shoes

-tamagotchis

-in the wee hours of the night you could hear… hear the chia pets taunting you

-orbeez. monster gummies. hotwheels beat that. fur real friends. pillow pets. littlest pet shop. yugioh. bop it. floam.

-iDog

-HAVING THE KICKASS SCOOTER THENN KNOCKING UR FUCKING KNEES OFF WITH IT FUCK THAT SHIT

- “HERE I AM IN UR LIFE… HERE U ARE IN MINE… YEAH WE GOT THE SWEET LIFE… MOSTT OF THE TIME”

-underdog. undeRDOG. UNDERDOG!

-when you were playing on the ps2 and u fucking lost the fucking MEMORY CARD

-SPYRO

-playing gta the one where the guy wears the blue shirt (liberty city? )

-OH GOD THE fucking WII

-making miis for literally everyone in ur class and sending the ones you didnt like to the parade

-webkinz,

-slap slap slap… clap clap clap… SLAP SLAP SLAP…. CLAP CLAP CLAP (i.e 3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF from here to the stars,)

-when the teacher rolled out the elmo projector

-megan, MEGAN! (i.e i ran over oprah…..)

-the dell computers took over

-bruh message me on msn

-making a facebook page. liking all the fucking dumb facebook pages you could

-pokemon

-Z̵͖͂Ô̶̘Ö̴͔́. ̵͉͊Z̷̭̊O̷̻͒Ô̸̟ ̴̛̞Z̸̭̕Ȏ̸̗O̴͎̊ ̴̡͑. P̵̧̈Ȃ̷͖L̴̞̚S̶̰̐

-okay those weird ass beads u always got for Christmas that you had to iron to make shapes

-the fortune tellers… pick a color… blue? okay b-l-u-e. OK now pick a number… ok ur gonna marry lindsay lohan and have 80 kids

-WHAT YHR FUCK ARE THOSE GHOST THEMED CEREALS CALLED??? BOOBERRY??? AH SHIT

-team edward vs team jacob determined your survival

-thE yEar tHree THOusAnD

-black eyed peas

-fucking angry birds and flappy bird murdered everyone

-HEELYS OH DEAR GOD HEELYS I ALMOST FELL AND SLIPPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION

-that rabits game… let them go to the moon

-THE PS2 SOUND UP NOISE. THE DOOOOOOOSH

-every dvd had that coming soon bullshit

-stealing ur cousins gameboy

-Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.

-that fucking monkey at some of some fucking tv shows what the fuck was that fucking- hi im paul,,

-asdf videos! (desmond the moon bear.. i like trians)

-if you didnt flip ur shit everytime u saw a yellow car and yell BUMBLEBEE

-when the phone rings in school “THE PHONE… THE PHONE IS RI N G ING”

-“WAZZZZUUPPP!!” “WHAZZAAAAHHP!!”

-kidz bop. wholet the dogs out… who who? who?

-We all want to forget …. annoying orange and fred but god wont let us..

-MY SHINY Teeth and ME.

-that weird ass spongebob half time episode where theyre in the dome… or the spongebob episode with wormy… or the spongebob episode with the hooks (dont touch the hooks) or david hasslehof in the spongebob episode…

-invader zim

-FLAPJACK THAT FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHOW. And chowder.

- I LIke to move it move it…

-stewart little

-POPTROPICA

-BRUH message me on msn

-leapfrog

-cooking mama

[obscurebutnotreally]

STOP YOU’RE SCARING ME

IT’S TOO ACCURATE

[unidentifiableuwu-deactivated20]

fuck this just triggered multiple memories

[orderly-opaline-deactivated2020]

I think y’all are forgetting something very important

I KNOW, YOU SEE

[sleepingismyonlyskill]

This is a threat to late millennials and old gen z kids who have no generational alignment

[chefpyro]

1969 Alka Seltzer “Spicy Meatball” Commercial

[conspicuouslad]

Honestly I’ve heard this parodied so much but I’ve never seen the source

[vaporwavevocap]

I didn’t even know it was a commercial I just thought it was a joke at Italians.

[pollo-v]

Why aren’t todays commercials like this

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[h0odrich]

[briannathestrange]

Pascal KNOWS. Rapunzel never breaks her promises. She would have stayed with Gothel forever.

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby

[oreimo]

How old is she

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

one and a half

[robdowneyjr]

The new shaggy meme is literally an example of:

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[myheartisbro-ken]

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

[dragon-hoard]

because its not a guy

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Alligators can sense when water is going to freeze so they’ll stick their noses up above the waterline and just freeze like that, going into a state similar to hibernation. Then the water thaws and they go about their business with no apparent injury. The same group of gators have made the news for doing this for the second year in a row. Gators are just like that.

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I know most people are cowards don’t like the idea of giant carnivores that are close to human lives, but this is so cute.

Lil nose popping up.

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[inactiveblog123]

Like Michael Buble and Santa

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[diamondblocc]

look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k