uwu

not super active anymore oops

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

When you turn the lights off and get in the shower

[grimeygruel]

Oh God someone please explain this to me

[trans-angel]

[marcuslaurelius]

Ok he do be lookin kinda safe doe

[diamondblocc]

me: police snakes. ain’t no one gonna expect a snake to arrest you. they can be used as handcuffs

my therapist: faith what the fuck

[firefox-official]

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

[firefox-official]

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

[firefox-official]

me: “i’d like a toothpick please.”

god, probably: “great! that’ll be 18 dollars.”

me: “sounds about right. here’s my entire wallet”

[toesucker]

If I were a children’s show animator I would simply not be a pervert

[rose---child]

Thanks toesucker

[toesucker]

Oh I forgot

[toesucker]

[pinklovehearts]

what if you left a spam comment 😦😦 on my post 😳😳😳 and you were a bot called Olivia 🤭🤭🤭 and we are both girls 🤪🤪

[olivia1863fde]

hills,

[pinklovehearts]

[pukicho]

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

[mycomortis]

how are the trees

[pukicho]

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

[blakhawk15-deactivated20221118]

[pukicho]

Hope everyone is well today !

[pukicho]

And tomorrow !!!!

[pukicho]

After that you’re on your own

[drdaanvondutch]

TIL: There was an “unsinkable” giant boat called the Titanic that sank and killed lots of people. It hit a big ice berg.

[ilex-occulta]

fucked up if true

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[lemonsharks]

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[pervocracy]

This is 1000% more motivating than every preachy “real writers write every day” post on all of Tumblr.

[saltoftheao3]

Always gotta reblog the Two Cake Theory

[thewriterandthestoryteller]

The Two Cake Theory

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[crowshira]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[vantwinblade]

[valtsv]

today i learned that vikings exchanged swords as part of their wedding vows and i for one think we should bring that back

[valtsv]

i mean, is this not the most romantic thing you've ever heard

[lunacyiero]

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

[astudyingreer]

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

do not do this

[lmaonade]

c’mon dude go pee. you’re not yourself when your bladders full 

[iamoutofideas]

you gotta come with me bro im nervous

[dirt1]