Gay Cousin
so i was watching vines cause why tf not and it was the one like
everyone has a gay cousin bitch i dont have a gay cousin oh wait
and i laughed bc my generation of family has only one straight cousin
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Gay Cousin
so i was watching vines cause why tf not and it was the one like
everyone has a gay cousin bitch i dont have a gay cousin oh wait
and i laughed bc my generation of family has only one straight cousin
he cannot deny it no longer.
he is small.
anyway here’s a doodle of seeker harry bc i was bored.
[reblogs are greatly appreciated!!!!]
Go follow this person, they post a lot of really good fan-art
reasons why Snape's "redemption",
'your mum didn't let me fuck her bc im racist and called her a slur so now I'm a salty bitch',
doesn't mean shit:
a) he bullied lil children who were his students
b) he let the slytherins be assholes to any one who isn't pure-blood.
d) he caused more than one student to be insecure
e) a students boggart was snape even after the student's parents were crucio'd to insanity.
f) he caused a good hearted werewolf to loose his job bc one of his bullies didn't face the fate of getting his soul sucked out.
g) he made sure the said werewolf would remain unemployed from there on for the rest of his life.
h) he physically abused a fifteen year old, orphaned, abused, child by gripping his arm so tight that the child began to see stars and then threw him across the dungeon floor.
i) he made a hex that could literally KILL by the age of fifteen
j) he bullied the abused child feeling no sympathy towards him even tho the slimeball had been thru the same shit as a child
k) he invaded the said abused child's memory and CALLED IT GROSS EVEN THO IT WAS ONE OF THE ONLY MEMORIES THIS ABUSED CHILD HAD OF HIS PARENTS.
l) he made fun of tonks bc her patronus changed even tho the same shit happened to him.
m) he was racist in the wizarding way. he was racist to everyone except the woman he was, like I said before, he was unhealthily obsessed with.
n) he said that this woman was "different" while others, according to him, were worthy of hatred.
o) he joined the "Good" side bc the "bad" one targeted said woman.
p) he thought it was alright to have her family killed, to have everything she loved, ripped away from her.
q) he didn't care for lily's happiness, he just wanted to be a pathetic rebound.
r) he is the reason she died. voldemort found out about the prophesy bc of snape.
s) oh also, this one's for the people who say shit like "but he protected harry bc of his lOvE for lily". he "protected" Harry sometimes, like in mortal danger, bc he promised dumbledore.
t) he threatened to almost kill Trevor, Neville's toad. no wonder snape's his boggart
there's definitely a lot more and you know it.
I feel like the people who actually like Dumbledore and try to justify sending Harry to live with his ABUSIVE family, are they same people who defend Snape. Dumbledore raised Harry to die and Snape bullied 11 YEAR OLDS who he didn’t know. Neither one of these characters are good people.
Cool, they still saved the world. Saving the world instantly makes you a good person, unless you do an equivalent act of evil (possible, but extremely difficult). Dumbledore and Snape are along with the golden trio the most good and moral characters in the series. Dumbledore being the most moral of them all, having saved the world three times.
I can deal with the dumbledore one because he is an extremely complex character but snape?
1. called his best friend a racial slur
2. got mad when she fell for someone else
3. joined the people who wanted to kill all of her kind and didnt care until she was threatened
4. didnt grow out of being a bully
5. treated her son like total shit
6. abused his position as head of house
7. was going to kill a boys pet to “prove a point”
8. A boy who watched his parents get cruciod to insanity his worst fear was snape
9. was mad about stuff that happened years ago so decided that he was going to make sure that moony never got a job again
10. made fun of a students appearance even though he knew what that was like
11. immediately hated Harry for something Harry had no part in
12. created the sectemspra spell(curse)
13. is totally fine with the “love of his life”’s husband and son dying
14. only wanted to make things better while he was dying
15. repeatedly talked shit about a boys father to the boy, even though he had no other memories beside the night they died, of his parents
Plus countless others, just because he helped sometimes doesn’t make up for all the other times where he made everyone’s life a living hell
I feel like the people who actually like Dumbledore and try to justify sending Harry to live with his ABUSIVE family, are they same people who defend Snape. Dumbledore raised Harry to die and Snape bullied 11 YEAR OLDS who he didn’t know. Neither one of these characters are good people.
Can someone pls write about Teddy being at Hogwarts then Draco gets a job as potions professor and they meet and Draco is able to tell that Harry raised him bc Teddy talks the same way/makes the same facial expressions
Harry: it’s a good thing that you don’t disintegrate at my touch anymore. remember Quirrel?
Harry: Imagine if I was sucking you off and it just… vanished
Tom:
Tom: …no
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Drarry Pt. 2
“You did what!?!?!” Harry sighed once again, “I made a truce with Draco.” Draco heard his name and turned to see Harry mouth the word sorry to him, “What’s the problem, Harry?” The look on Ron’s face was priceless.
“What did you just call him,” Ron yelled to Draco. Draco made a face of pure innocence, “Why, what ever do you mean. I called my friend by his name?” Harry struggled to contain his laughter as Ron grew red in the face and Hermione chuckled.
“Why, Ron, I believe that Draco and Harry are friends now,” Hermione sighed in fake exasperation. With this, Draco and Harry got up and left the great hall together, leaving Ron flabbergasted.
“I believe that we broke your friend.” Harry laughed, “He’ll get over it eventually, it is pretty shocking.” When Draco didn’t respond, Harry looked over at him. Draco seemed troubled.
“What’s wrong, Draco?” Draco started and, realizing that Harry was looking at him, wiped his face of negative emotions and put a strained smile on his face, “Nothing, you are right.”
“About what?” “ About it being surprising that you forgave me,” Draco replied calmly. Harry realized what was bothering his new friend, he thought that Harry didn’t forgive him
“Oh, Draco, I forgive you for everything, you know that right?” Draco’s eyes got misty and his voice steely, “But how can you, I did nothing but torture you and your friends for 7 years straight.” “Because I know you now, and I know that you didn’t want to and that you were probably forced to.” This statement broke Draco down, tears started slipping out of his eyes.
“Let’s go to the Room of Requirement.” Draco didn’t know what that was but nodded regardless and let Harry gently guide him with a hand on his back. The room was comfortable with a green and a red chair and a couch between them. Harry led them to the couch, at this point Draco was barely containing his sobs. Harry sat them down and wrapped his arms around the smaller boy and whispered comforting words into Draco’s ear in an attempt to soothe the other boy. It didn’t take long for Draco to completely break down and sob into Harry’s chest.
About ten minutes latter, Draco sat up and wiped his face, looking anywhere but at Harry. “Sorry about that.” Harry smiled softly, “It’s okay do you want to talk about it?” Draco’s head whipped over to face Harry, still red, and responded, “There is nothing to talk about.” Harry looked dejected but nodded his head, “If you don’t want to talk about it we don’t have to, but you always can talk to me.”
Draco nodded absentmindedly, the seemed to realized that he had never seen this room before, “Where are we?” Harry brightened, Merlin this boy showed his heart on his sleeve, “This is the Room of Requirement, or the ROR.”
“And what is that?”
“Well, the founder of Hufflepuff house, created this room to change into whatever you need it to be.” Seemed like a Hufflepuff thing to do, Draco nodded absently again. “So, do you like it?” “What,” Draco snapped back into reality. “Do you like it?” “The.. room..?” Harry nodded. “Um, sure? I should probably go, Pansy will be wondering where I am.” Harry seemed upset that their moment together was ruined but Draco didn’t notice.
“Okay, well do you want me to walk you back?” “No, thanks. I’m sure I remember where the Slytherian common room is.” Harry chuckled but still walked with Draco the whole way there, they didn’t talk throughout the walk but Harry kept looking over at Draco, concerned. When they reached the wall, they turned to each other and Harry hugged Draco. Draco was shocked but still lightly hugged him back, his shock turned into confusion when Harry kissed him on the cheek. Harry looked every bit shocked and confused as Draco felt, he also was burning an angry shade of red and turned sharply, walking away, and called over his shoulder a stiff goodnight.
Slytherian
So I took the pottermore sorting hat quiz and got slytherian and i belive it but i was depressed and mad so i just clung to my friends for dear life this morning so i no longer know if i am a slytherian
Ravenclaws will fight you for calling Ravenclaws smart (like that’s an insult lmao) but then go around and say anything that’s associated with intelligence is solely for Ravenclaws ??
Idk guys being called smart is not an insult. It’s not something to be upset about!
Why take it so?
Stereotypes?? Idk I rather be called smart than evil
I get it. It's not nice to be called evil all the time just because you associate with Slytherin. But that doesn't mean you get to tell us how we should feel when others enforce stereotypes on our house. If you think being called "smart" isn't an insult, that's fine. I agree being called "evil" is much worse, but that doesn't mean that Ravenclaws getting mad isn't valid just because it doesn't agree with your own experience.
I'm sorry if this sounds aggressive, but that's just how I feel. This isn't a competition which house has it worse. The problem lies within the fact that each house is associated with one single trait at a time, and I blame J.K.R for this. She was the one to enforce these stereotypes to begin with.
I mean, it's more the fact that it tries to distill an entire complex person into one simple personality trait.
Ravenclaw: intelligence is the only important thing
Gryffindor: bravery, bravery, even if it looks like bullying
Hufflepuff: hard work and loyalty (is what it's supposed to be) but somehow just "all the rest who don't fit anywhere else"
And Slytherin: ambition and cunning (which is not inherently evil, to me it reads more like most politicials)
I definitely wasn’t telling anyone how to feel about anything. You can feel bad about it. But I truthfully think you should be proud to be called smart. It’s an excellent thing to be called.
I 100% was not creating an issue just pointing out that I hate being told my posts that are “clever” or whatever are more Ravenclaw? Like the rest of us have no opportunity to be witty or to possess wit.
That’s all
Also never said it was a competition or was implying that. I just rather be told I’m smart.
"Too smart to be Slytherin?" Oh, please. That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I cannot believe people go around and say stuff like that. My God.
I never thought you had any bad intentions. I apologize if I sounded too aggressive. I just had very strong feelings about it and I wanted to express them.
And I just want to say myself that intelligence and intellect aren't attributes that belong to Ravenclaw only. The fandom needs to finally understand that.
Why can’t I be smart and evil?
Gryffindor: You’re not a woman until you’ve gotten blood on all your favorite pants
Hufflepuff: What about trans women?
Gryffindor: I never said it had to be your own blood
Slytherin: Yay! Murder!
My First Drarry Fanfic
(Draco’s POV) Draco had always known that Harry was attractive(in a basic way), good at Quidditch(not better than him of course), and, well, charming. This had infuriated him for years, until 8th year. Harry had come back like a different person, less angry and more, well, gay it seemed. Harry seemed more confident and happy, he flirted with quite a few of the boys in their year. He still had those round glasses and messy hair, but it seemed that he tried to style it more now. He was commonly seen sporting an old leather jacket that was just a touch too large, it was adorable.
(Harry’s POV) Finally, he was able to breathe without being scared of death. Most of the 8th years decided that since they all lived together they might as well not wear their uniforms and just wear whatever they wanted. He was in a much better mental state that made him more confident, at least in his sexuality. He had always suspected that he was bisexual but tried to tuck it away. However, with this new found confidence he decided that there was no real reason to hide his sexuality. The boy who had most of his attention was none other than Draco Malfoy. Draco’s style had changed quite a bit, he no longer kept his sleeves firmly at his wrists, instead they were usually rolled up showing the little flowers that covered the dark mark. His tops were mostly pastel shirts and sometimes sweaters over a button down, but his pants were always black leather. The combination suited him quite well, and was hot. Harry didn’t miss the ridicule but he did miss his voice and his laugh. One day he got out the marauders map, determined to talk to Draco. Draco was alone in the library. Perfect. Harry hurried to the library, and sighed in relief to see that Malfoy was still there. As he approached the other boy, he grew nervous. What if Draco got annoyed for being interrupted, what if he stormed off to be alone, then what would Harry do? His thoughts were interrupted as he noticed how the sunlight reflected off of Draco’s hair. Merlin, he thought, he’s so bloody cute. It was at this moment Draco looked up from his book and noticed Harry walking towards him.
He got nervous, why was Potter here?
“Hey, Dr-Malfoy,” Harry said nervously.
“Hello...”
“I-umm I haven’t seen you around much lately,” Harry was starting to blush now. Draco noticed the blush but decided to not say anything about it.
“Well I spend most of my free time in the library these days,” he replied almost snarkily. This made Harry smile and thoroughly confused Draco.
“Yes, I’m afraid I don’t come to the library very often. Can I sit here, by the way?” This just added to Draco’s confusion. Why would Harry, I mean Potter want to sit with him? And why was he in the library now, he nodded at the other boy gesturing to the seat beside him.
“So, why are you in the library now, then. You don’t seem to be studying.” Harry blushed and took a second to gather his thoughts.
“I came to make a truce with you.” He stated this so confidently that it caused Draco to pause before responding.
“And why would you want to do this.” He had looked back down at his book to avoid eye contact. Harry frowned.
“Well, you threw me your wand during the last battle. So I kinda figured that we could be friends, you did save my life after all.” This made Draco stiffen, he did throw Harry his wand, and he did want to try to be friends with the boy but the war had really messed him up and he was scared. When Draco didn’t respond, Harry decided it might be time to leave the other boy to his thoughts, “well, I’ll go and you can tell me later if you want to have a truce I guess.” He started to stand up to leave when he felt a soft touch on his arm. Draco hadn’t meant to touch Harry but couldn’t stop himself from doing it.
“Please, stay” he said quietly, getting quiet red in the face. Harry was shocked but he sat back down and waited for the other boy to say something else.
“I-i would like a truce,” he said a couple minutes later, still being quiet. Harry couldn’t contain the smile on his face as he replied quietly, “Okay then, Draco.” Draco didn’t respond but did smile at the use of his first name, this made Harry realize that he had never seen a true smile on the other boy, and he was determined to see him smile again.
All Grown up
After dropping off their kids
Draco: You got him a fucking ferret?????
Harry: *trying to contain his laughs* M-maybe
Draco: Are you fucking kidding me, Pottah!!
Harry: *no longer bothering to contain his laughter* I am not, Malfoy.
I’ve had this meme on my Tumblr page for years. Literally, years. Recently, I noticed that they removed it for “Violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines.” Really?! Where? How? I know that ceiling is terrifying, but, seriously…
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