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enjoloras-deactivated20220821

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

prokopetz

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

kingarniestar-deactivated202509

me when im a flea

charlataninred

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

goticamarey

I love how each ace attorney protagonist has their own special game mechanic!

Phoenix Wright: has a magic rock that literally allows him to see locks in people's hearts whenever they're hiding a secret

Apollo Justice: through his bracelet and a special ability he inherited from his mom, he can detect when someone is lying when their finger moves a nanometer

Athena Cykes: is extremely sensitive to the emotions of others and has a special program that allows her to pinpoint which emotions the person in feeling

Miles Edgeworth: use your fucking brain

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drchucktingle

the leading edge

amazing that our own small creations connect us directly to the moment of our universe erupting out of nothing and the unfathomable power of existence itself and yet we look at our drawings or stories and are like 'this is bad.' bud it is not bad it is the leading edge of a billion years of beauty

the-supernatural-atheist

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

moveslikekeithrichards

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

flying-lemons

oh do I have the game for you

dancing-crow

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.

foone

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

improbabledreams900

I was disappointed there weren't more levels, so I made them! The creator's code was under CC Share Alike, so I moved a copy to my website, rustled up 40 new categories, and added buttons so you can generate smaller puzzles!

Check it out! More levels!

ritzcreation

More Tomodachi Life reguri! This time in the full game :)

#my red and blue also honeymooned to hawaii!!!#its fate lol

I put Iris on my island in Tomodachi Life and she immediately got a crush on Phoenix as soon as she saw him

GOTY 10/10 no notes

#BUT I STILL CANT GET NARUMITSU TO HAPPEN #ace attorney #tomodachi life #tomodachi living the dream #feenris #in other news franziska and maya have been happily married for the last 4 days and consider each other soulmates

foopsie-daisy

Game of the year

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nteabodies

somewhat of a follow-up to this poll but not really lol. If I were to consider playing the mobile port version of AA, which option would be best? Unfortunately TGAA has no mobile localisation yet so it's a between these

Original trilogy - most affordable at 14 usd with all 3 games included

Apollo justice - 18 usd for just the one game but! has my pookies Apollo and shiny Pokémon Beanix

Dual Destinies - 21 usd for the one game but tbf we get lots of content w Emopollo & Athena & Simon

Spirit of Justice - 21 usd, probably gets the most bang for your buck in terms of play time and will have almost all the pookies

Investigations - 17 USD and features my beloved clowns miles Edgeworth Kay Raymond Shields and ofc Simon Keyes

Which mobile port?

Og trilogy 14 USD

Apollo justice 18 USD

Dual Destinies 21 USD

Spirit of Justice 21 USD

Investigations 17 USD

Voting ended onApr 16

24-7fandombrain

Hey op, just so you know, the mobile port of Investigations is only the first game (at least on Android). The official English translation of Investigations 2 is (as far as I'm aware) only available as part of the Investigations Collection, which is only on PC and consoles, so Raymond Shields/Eddie Fender and Simon Keyes/Simeon Saint aren't in the mobile port. Thought you should know in case that affects which one you want to buy