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call me penguin, 23 y.o.

[27danone]

NO1 x Tunnel

[recoveredcombatsister]

its a real shame we cant talk about gendered socialization as the violence that it is without some fuckass rocking up like "and thats why trans women arent women!"

[recoveredcombatsister]

like children gendered as girls are fed less and given less opportunities to play and make messes, and children gendered as boys are offered less help and given less emotional support, and this is hurting them! but no actually we need to stop trannies from using the womens washroom

[27danone]

It’s a terrible day yet again to hear “Yakisoba” or “Yucky soba” or “Nothing’s sober” instead of “Nothing’s Over” by Infinite

[unionizedcrabbucket]

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

[emo-hobbit]

When I say I want to live in a queerplatonic polycule this is what I mean btw

[stantler]

[xiii-art]

[27danone]

Я всё ещё люблю тебя и твои работы. И храню те, которые, возможно, больше не у кого не сохранились..💙

[haganez]

call him chicken the way i want his breasts and thighs

[27danone]

Inspector Koo so delivered with Santa who is muteness rep and pretty, charming, caring, the type of partner-in-crime who seduces men and women so Koo could investigate and snoop around, and then he feeds her and cleans her house and makes her change the way of 13-in-1 shampoo into a proper 3-step routine (but she still doesn’t) and then he also plays games with her and drives her around, and, yeah, I think a guy should serve Koo, especially when she is played by the woman, the Lee Young Ae.

And I’m still crying-laughing he put elderly tracker on her.

And, yeah, as much as I want for K to have her murder girlfriend, the narrative rivalry of devil K and angel Santa (but they have complexities) is so good, and such good finish to Koo’s character…

[27danone]

There are some things from Inspector Koo I always come back to but don’t see archived/posted so here they are.

Spoilers for Inspector Koo, obviously, with warnings for murder and blood

One is K killing a woman, indirectly in the way that she doesn’t have any sanity left, really, after the death of her loved aunt. We see her attempting to kill the woman and shoving a slipper into her mouth but we don’t see her shoving that woman off the building, she sneezes instead and gets confused what happened herself. And, by the point, we have already established that she doesn’t see the reality the same way we do, is traumatized and was in therapy! Which didn’t work, obviously. But that was a tipping point in her life where she’s succumbed into darkness more than she was already.

Anyway, it simply always worked for me visually and narratively, and I support this theatre kid (canon!) lesbian who searches for light all her life.

Another piece of knowledge is the song that Santa sings in the episode 7, which is “Just Once” by Song Chang Sik, who is a singer-songwriter and one of the Korea’s most influential musicians from the 60-70s. Apparently, Taemin made a cover of this song!

Santa sings it in a completely different way, the rhythm is not the same. Anyway, the lyrics must be pretty important.

From the subs I watched it was something like:

“Maybe, you’ll talk to me

When will it happen? When will it happen?

You’ll turn around and look at me with a sad face

Time is passing, you should be home by now

Why won’t you come back?

Why do I worry about you?

I want to talk to you

I want to hold your hand

Just a bit more, just a bit more

I want you to slow down your steps”

[braceletofteeth]

We're on the same side now, right?

[27danone]

Hate to see me coming how I’m switching interests all the time. Only thing eternal is music.

[juicedguava]

Kamen Rider Taisen + Kamen Rider Faiz (Ep 23,37) | A concise summary of Inui Takumi 

[27danone]

Toku relationships collective post because I like to think about them and am deeply depressed.

Part 3

Super Sentai is the best and you can’t do anything about it.

I thought Liveman would be throuple but it wasn’t (kinda? Never continued)

Kyosuke/Minoru REALNESS, while Kyosuke/Zonnette is pretty good just because Zonnette is that incredible, an eye candy and joy to watch, yes. Also Natsumi/Yoko episode where they decided they don’t need those failure dates with men and it was all bokeh, sparkles of the vast sea and pink? Yes, lesbian rights.

OOOOOOOOOOH, don’t let me start on Tatsuya/Naoto, it makes me want to kill myself. I had to give myself so much time to accept the fact that they’d never make it in any way or form. Tatsuya forever alone is crazy and hurts like a bitch and Kobayashi did it again, and, maybe, never ask me about it. Tatsuya/Ayase is good too. Yuri has a great character song which capsulated the tragedy of it all though I do not dig them. The tragedy is deep and haunting.

TIMEFIIIIIREEEEEEEE

Gekitriangle, you know what’s up, I’ve realised today I don’t even remember other guys in the team. Well, like, not I don’t know they exist but I forgot, they don’t feel properly like a team, triangle all the way. Gou can go brood about his rival-crush on Leo which is never requited, I guess. Leo/Jan and Leo/Mele ARE BOTH GOOD, WHAT THE HELL, HOW DID YOU DO IT, I CAN HAVE BOTH CAKES? It’s nothing for me to create from but the show certainly doesn’t think the way!!! GekiTriangle and Jan/Leo will surely live on.

Takeru has a harem and that’s a problem. Ryunosuke’s loyalty is just too much not to chew on, come on!!! But I’ve found the team has enough development in between each other which is enjoyable. Not poly level but certainly well-balanced and organic! Shinkenger is for the books, I should finish it one day, lmfao.

AGRI IS GAY, everything he touches is GAY, his affections for Alata, Hyde and random running guy are all very nice.

GOKAIGER FOREVER POLY, Luka/Don development we got is too good to look past, it all makes sense in my head, I don’t think too deeply about who’s what in bed or anything concrete, yeah, Luka/Ahim is EXTRA canon, but have you considered I enjoy everything about Gokaigers dynamics, that shit is REAL, they live together, they travel together, they eat and sleep and help each other and balance each other out and figured it all out perfectly and no, I haven’t watched any future shit… Don’t break my dreams, they are six and love each other. It works all way around, ALL THE WAY, BABY.

There is lesbian karuta episode with Kiramai Green and that’s the only thing that matters.

ZENKAIGER, BAAAAABY, YOU ASKED FOR THROUPLE, Stacy/Kaito/Zox deliver, augh, it doesn’t get better than this

Taro forever aromantic and approving of the awoof guy for the reason that he is nice to look at but also cooks well, and with the monkey it’s very nice, but not to write home about. Honestly, work.

Gira should have killed his brother as a treat. I love Gira at his most violent and theatrical because other than that, it’s not that important or interesting, probably. That’s saying nothing about him with anyone. I still do love him driving into sunset with Taiya. Spend your money on the king, rich dirt boy. Rita/Hymeno for life, I’m drooling, Rita screaming from fumbling marrying Hymeno, yeah, that’s right, elegant and hysterical… Yanma/Shiokara is stupidly canon and beautiful, that’s his babygirl… Kaguragi deserves better but he won’t drop Racles... oh my days, he’s prison wife… I do love Jeramie/Geroujim, I’m so serious… Bugs?

I’ve realised Sentai delivers almost without fail but there aren’t much Sentai I got into, oops?

Anyway, here is the clip of Gira beating up a son of some Red from other season, simply because he can, all with the theatrical laugh and unforgettable choreography:

[27danone]

Toku relationships collective post because I like to think about them and am deeply depressed. (Obvious spoilers)

Part 2

I’ve only started Kabuto and it immediately baffled me the god on earth, the Marty Sue of all, luscious hair, incredible skills, proper training, perfect fashion, Tendou has that plain of a boyfriend. But I’ve heard great things so sorry for saying shit about Kagami. Something great awaits in the divine, but I’m not there yet.

MOMOTAROS IS GAY, GAY, GAY, flamboyant, sexy, incredible, and I don’t like to think about Ryotaro, hope he lives happy het life forever, I don’t like thinking about the first episode of his small omega loser life. So nothing here…

Otoya/Jiro, wrow, sexy to look at but I believe something awaits for me in the divine for resisting watching Kiva.

No one can compete with the gayest gay triple homo pass Daiki… Incredibly funny yet poignant with his relationship to Tsukasa. Constantly goes teary-eyed at the thought of losing him, smiles when people remember them in tandem, but also shoots Tsukasa as a greeting, blows up the world over the though that Tsukasa lied to him and got with another man (bro will never accept the fact that his boyfriend is poly), just overall over the place morals but what do you expect? They’re never the people who stay in one place for long and like there is definitely his treasure house where he keeps stuff from all around the Worlds which is like extremely overpowered like he canonically has an iPad that overwrites history and just throws it in a pile. Because ultimately, Tsukasa is his real treasure. But he also sucks about it. You know? Thinking about it, their relationship is miserable sometimes. Thank god Tsukasa has other people, that makes Daiki not forget.

I don’t think about Decade Four because it’s bittersweet. It kind of hurts. It would fix Tsukasa but no, he’s stuck with Daiki. But also you remember how in the opening of Decade Daiki holds out his camera for him? Yeah… Could be worse.

Kirihiko/Shotaro is nice to look at too and Kirihiko served perfect husband for his beautiful, sexy, evil wife Saeko, many could learn from him.

On conceptual level Shotaro&Philip served partnership. I definitely cried multiple times to different plot bits. Yeah…

On that note some W writing decisions are (?) questionable. You know.

I don’t actively think about Ankh/Eiji but whenever I do, they’re just perfect. YEAH, KOBAYASHI DID IT AGAIN. It’s so well-written, I don’t even have words for it because they won’t do justice. I don’t think about what ifs or what nexts but that’s it, that’s peak yaoi, peak writing and, you know, peak life too.

How could anyone go through more than one episode of Gaim

UNREQUITED EMU/HIIRO FOREVEEEEEER. Hurt that bitch!!! But it’s kind of funny, ALWAYS, how Emu is okay with Dan, reconciled mentally with him, and okay with Parad, and especially goes “I can’t see red flags” about Kiriya. Given, I’ve never watched with Emu lens on, maybe Kiriya IS only Idealized and Perfect by action alone and *cough* you know why, but Hiiro is all sopping wet cat and so pretty crying and cute eating cake and you don’t ever forgive him? Because he was mean and cold-hearted. Seriously? But Emu&Dan stays compelling, imo, it tells a lot about Emu’s skewed and biased principles in relationships. It’s brutal when you put into words that he killed Parad, to others. I sound crazy when I tell my friends who haven’t watched the show? And he’s ready to exist comfortably with Dan because Dan made cool games for him and will keep making them! Honestly, hey, I should re-read the novel. It gets more into Emu mind. But, man, anyway, the view of Emu I saw briefly in posts is interesting? I don’t think I’m reading the same but also, at the same time I refuse to rewatch Ex-Aid for now and I haven’t watched lots of extra material. All is good in Emu/Parado world. Which is, honestly? Good for them, Parado is a funky little freak. At the same time I see Emu as such ultra straight actually. Hey, and, of course, Taiga/Hiiro is great.

I also think about Dan&Poppy relationship because it’s both dad&daughter and mom&son?!?!?! Tokusatsu, you’re one of the few things in my life to come up with crazy sentences like that. My friends wouldn’t believe me. I purely love it by how batshit insane that is. And it’s pretty emotional! But yeah. All men long for is a mother... 🙂

Daiki/Tsukasa were in Zi-O too! HAHA. And Takumi/Kusaka… which is, hm, bad! But I dig the Justiφ's cover. Conceptual.

Also Woz&Sougo is simply too funny. REJOICE! He is his evil’s overlord silly rabbit. And his overlord also doesn’t care about him and goes for a guy named Geiz. But of course he would. Nevertheless, it’s funny. But also what did they mean by that?

Yeah, Yua fucks Fuwa crazy but what about Aruto’s funny jokes? No one thinks about that in the writing booth. In vain.

I haven’t watched KR after Zero-One

[27danone]

Toku relationships collective post because I like to think about them and am deeply depressed.

Part 1.

Agito/Hikawa — yeah, he’s the representative of kamen rider fuckers, one of the best to ever do it, it was love from the first sight, I’m sure he reminisces it with a pink filter and hearts and white light bubbles like it happens in Tomodachi Life game lately, would jump any man if he thinks he’s under the suit of Agito (real canon, seriously). Yep, it’s unrequited because Agito is actually pretty collected and doesn’t talk much but it fuels Hikawa’s sleepless nights and sweet dreams

Shoichi/Hikawa — look at the Bugs Bunny shit he did to officer yaoi chin, essentially manzai duo which is the main appeal because it’s a bit awkward after that connection of cool-shining-bright-sexy Agito to a great cook, domestic Shoichi. Hikawa is cute in his anxiety, acting like a schoolboy with his first crush but eventually it sizzles out, kind of. Incredibly love it, still, but it’s evident they decided to drop it and it went nowhere, like, essentially, and it seems it’s not what’s Hikawa is searching for, while all is good in life for Shoichi. I do still think how Hikawa’s doing, how his life went on, whether he dreams of tennis, great food and golden horns

Don’t ship but Hikawa should have fucked Houjou at least once, that would fix him, and Ozawa definitely has an armada of girlfriends… Gosh, Ozawa, your sole existence in Kamen Rider franchise feels like a fever dream, you’re too good, I miss you…

Funny thing is I don’t think about Shinji/Ren often… Forgive me. I do think about Kitaoka/Goro, husbands forever… So cute… And I do think about how Kitaoka casually brought Shinji around on dates and how cute Shinji and Goro are making food. Most of all I think about Asakura who says “I want someone to hit me… or let me hit them, maybe”. Essentially it’s Asakura/violence I most think about. But it’s more of a character and a concept than a ship. For some.

Takumi/Kusaka… Sorry, I wanted to dig the Kiba/Takumi tragedy but I guess I simply enjoy Kusaka more as a scum than Kiba as a complex character. Faiz&Kaixa helmet bonking (kissing) is important to me, okay, I’m that easy. Also it’s funny when placed into domestic situation, especially if Takumi can be an asshole too, and he can, steal Kusaka’s stuff, and make him trip, and call him horseshit, and telling him to die. It works. And Kusaka splashes him with hot water (like canon) and flushes his pet fish and pretends he kicks him in the face (he does, but Kusaka will pretend when he doesn’t)

(Edit):

Also it’s always a bit untapped or forgotten (by me) how Takumi saw Kusaka at his lowest (for many people, really) with his trauma and relationship with his dad AND his confession about his mommy issues (famous scene) and how that probably changed Takumi’s view of him forever and kind of brought him to understanding Kusaka’s trauma the most but also that only brings him more guilt, though we have moments of him even being worried about him / warning him

Kenzaki&Tachibana&their son motorcycle&the gang… Definitely the happiest moment Kenzaki has felt to that point of the show? Make him miserable, the show. I like them in such natural male habitats, also extra homosexual because motorcycles are gay? And Blade properly spends so much of the show with motorcycles? So it’s gay that way. Great environment for Kenzaki to flourish, no thoughts, just engines, smell of oil, the tasteful noise, the sweaty male bodies all around. Couldn’t fix Tachibana though. Definitely. But also makes you and Kenzaki forget “TACHIBANA-SAN, DID YOU BETRAY US?”

Also Kenzaki yelling Tachibana’s name so many times has become a meme so their relationship is a staple for concepts. It’s so funny. Made my friends watch that shit show with me so you can have this parallel now to Kenzaki yelling Tachibana-san like “IRISU. IRISU. IRISUUUUU” like here:

We all have that coworker who’s not gonna make it.

Also they officially stamped the show as “not gay” so that sums up my experience with Kenzaki/Hajime. I just don’t dig it and they (people, not friends) said they’re married or whatever and I still don’t care. I long to put Kenzaki into a comfortable cottage house with a farm and have motorcycle dates with rough but charismatic men, not this.