Flyer than a bird and Flamier than Fire

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[headspace-hotel]

i have a weird appreciation for Baroque artists, in particular Francois Boucher and Peter Paul Rubens, for depicting the human body in lush detail at a time that predates the standards for bodies to be thin and airbrushed with no wrinkles or cellulite

it’s just really interesting to me

so many the things women are taught to hate about their bodies—pudgy bellies, fat rolls, double chins, and cellulite—used to be ideals of beauty shown in depictions of goddesses

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[especially]

[guerrillatech]

.

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Do you have a nice dick?

How am I supposed to answer that 

[wikihowto-survive]

Has your dick been raised in a nice home?

Does your dick have manners?

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

He gets beat at home

[toastbutteregg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ohgoddamnit]

As a mass comm major, IF THERE IS SOMETHING UNJUST OR IMMORAL BEING DONE CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION THEY WILL HELP MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE

Cities and government agencies HATE bad press. This story that was told to me by the journalist that covered this, and he showed us the piece:

There was a traffic light that was set up on the far side of an overpass, but it was improperly hung so you couldn’t see the light until it was too late. There were accidents there EVERY SINGLE DAY and calls to the city did NOTHING.

Someone had the idea to call the local news station and this dude went out to see. As he was interviewing someone, there was a wreck.

Guess what happened after that piece aired?

Suddenly the city had the time to lower the traffic light and the accidents stopped.

Journalists get a bad rep, and while big stations like Fox deserve it, I think more thought should be given to who you’re actually shitting on when you say “I hate journalists.” Because we’re overworked, underpaid, constantly shit on, but we still do the job because we want to help people. All professional, prestigious journalists that I’ve met hate the government and will do whatever they can to get the information and change that’s needed. Being a journalist is a dangerous profession: at every professional convention I’ve been at there’s a fund for the families of journalists that have been killed (there’s a lot!) and a long memoriam roll.

SUPPORT LOCAL NEWS STATIONS

[deansuxx]

[dunmertitty]

hey i’ve seen a few people in the comments calling her an amazing ally, and i wanted to remind y’all that kesha is an out bisexual woman

[gay-irl]

gay🥗irl

[therandomninjakitty]

Stand Master: Lil Nas X

Stand: Old Town Road (localized name: Ancient Village Path)

[twelfthedoctor]

[faelapis]

steven universe really said that social problems are systemic, widespread throughout society in a chain of social learning and unlearning, not the fault of one individual Bad Person, and y'all still called it neoliberal because it didnt undermine that point by making it about killing a Bad Guy

[faelapis]

steven universe: unlearning oppressive behaviors and realizing your own flawed thinking and actions in an unfair system that made you this way (while forgiving yourself!) allows for true societal transformation on both a systemic & individual level <3

y'all: this is neoliberal statu quo crap because i didnt get my Bad Guy Punishment symbol politics. it focused on the actual transformation of society & how you can unlearn social conditioning, even though its obviously more important to punish than help. i'm a leftist btw.

[toastbutteregg]

YES

[unclefather]

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[omghotmemes]

Utah Macy’s really knows how to cater to their market.

[takemetotheastral]

Perfect for someone with three, perhaps weed smoking, girlfriends