29drats

mostly hockey + writing | maureen, 30s, she/her | same username on ao3 | likes: PWHL, Pens, Sharks

[29drats]

next in the Portland Schooners series: Carts!

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[29drats]

just remembered that the expansion process kicks off tomorrow 😭🙈😬🙃

[29drats]

can't believe I'm hoping that the Carolina Hurricanes win the scf 😭

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[caitthegreatest]

sound the cannon lads we’ve had a retirement announcement drop

thank you for your years, Savannah Harmon, and may you have a wonderful post-playing career life

[royaletigertowelpapertowelpp]

Literally forgot this was a thing that can and does happen

[waysheswings]

27 Apr 2016

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[travisdermotts]

highest paid player in the pwhl made 16% of the nhl league minimum last season btw

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[habitant]

hold onto your rookie wunder-defender | FINALS GAME 4 MTL@OTT 20/05/2026

[lavenderprose]

My most closely guarded and precious to me headcanon about Heated Rivalry in-universe Hollanov RPF is that the VAST majority of the fics are top!Shane. They characterize him as a strong and silent type who eventually melts into a sweet, nervous service top when Ilya's brating and chirping and spreading legs finally convince Shane to let his guard down. Real Shane and Ilya are, of course, not remotely aware of this because I cannot TELL you how niche RPF as a community is and how completely off the radar the cloisters of stan Twitter would be to a couple of professional hockey players from the mid-2010s. However the fandom war caused by the conflicting characterizations of Shane in Hollanov fic versus Shayden fic does result in a middle school teacher in Saskatoon getting doxxed.

[29drats]

I've watched the Jocks in Jills post-win live reaction a normal number of times lol. it's so chaotic that they never get around to doing an actual game analysis. highlights for me include:

Cath Dubois swearing several times and telling the chat that her hair looks great because beer is so sticky that it's acting as a gel

after Tessa asks Cath if she and Abby are friends now, Cath says, "I think so. but maybe if you ask her, she'd say 'fuck no'" 😂 (paraphrased)

Maggie Flaherty shows up wearing both beer goggles and bright pink shades. the toothless wonder.

Erin Ambrose shows up wearing, like, actual sunglasses. takes them off briefly. puts them back on and says, "no, too bright"

Tessa playing doctor re: Laura Stacey's injury, to which Erin Ambrose says, "no, you don't want this doctor" (also paraphrased) even though it sounds like Tessa was basically right

everyone using the mini Walter Cups J&J had to do beer shots

Erin Ambrose giving a thoughtful answer about how many players could be considered an mvp. Laura Stacey interrupts her to say, "wait, these beer cans are of us??" (I didn't get a good look, but I'm guessing Victoire branded?)

Laura Stacey shows Tessa and Julia her extremely decrepit jill off camera while their faces go on a JOURNEY

Ann Renee Desbiens hastily clarifies that her pool party is invitation only. do not show up at her house with no invitation. she does have a splash machine, though

Kori comes in with Caro. Kori is wearing a Victoire tracksuit. Caro is in her game day suit. Victoire players are in trouble as soon as Kori looks at the video to find out who's responsible for the beer shower

Kori's phone going off in the middle of Tessa ratting out Pou for the late beer shower. Tessa answers. it's Danièle Sauvageau asking where Kori and Caro are because the bus is waiting on them. they hastily depart, taking the actual literal Walter Cup with them.

[milfygerard]

very important detail this post missed which is that Erin walks in pantsless and remains that way for the entire interview

[29drats]

you are so right

[29drats]

I've watched the Jocks in Jills post-win live reaction a normal number of times lol. it's so chaotic that they never get around to doing an actual game analysis. highlights for me include:

Cath Dubois swearing several times and telling the chat that her hair looks great because beer is so sticky that it's acting as a gel

after Tessa asks Cath if she and Abby are friends now, Cath says, "I think so. but maybe if you ask her, she'd say 'fuck no'" 😂 (paraphrased)

Maggie Flaherty shows up wearing both beer goggles and bright pink shades. the toothless wonder.

Erin Ambrose shows up wearing, like, actual sunglasses. takes them off briefly. puts them back on and says, "no, too bright"

Tessa playing doctor re: Laura Stacey's injury, to which Erin Ambrose says, "no, you don't want this doctor" (also paraphrased) even though it sounds like Tessa was basically right

everyone using the mini Walter Cups J&J had to do beer shots

Erin Ambrose giving a thoughtful answer about how many players could be considered an mvp. Laura Stacey interrupts her to say, "wait, these beer cans are of us??" (I didn't get a good look, but I'm guessing Victoire branded?)

Laura Stacey shows Tessa and Julia her extremely decrepit jill off camera while their faces go on a JOURNEY

Ann Renee Desbiens hastily clarifies that her pool party is invitation only. do not show up at her house with no invitation. she does have a splash machine, though

Kori comes in with Caro. Kori is wearing a Victoire tracksuit. Caro is in her game day suit. Victoire players are in trouble as soon as Kori looks at the video to find out who's responsible for the beer shower

Kori's phone going off in the middle of Tessa ratting out Pou for the late beer shower. Tessa answers. it's Danièle Sauvageau asking where Kori and Caro are because the bus is waiting on them. they hastily depart, taking the actual literal Walter Cup with them.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

troy ryan you want to coach the sj team soo bad

[womenshockeymp3]

[hyenabeanz]

“I have always wanted to change the world through sports. Playing hockey empowered me and gave me an amazing platform to advocate for the issues that matter the most to me, especially gender equality and LGBTQ+ inclusion… Trans athletes deserve those same rights and equal opportunities in sports. I now mentor young athletes, inspiring them to find their voices through hockey. Every child, regardless of gender identity, should have the chance to access the lifelong skills that sports teach like confidence, perseverance and leadership.”

Meghan Duggan – Three-time Olympic medalist and IIHF Women’s World Champion, and now PWHL Hamilton GM.

We love to see it. 👏👏👏 Too many of the women who have reached elite levels in hockey are very quiet on this topic. Nice to see someone incoming who has spoken up.

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Valuable info from the Jocks in Jills post game live episode:

ARD has a pool and WILL be having a pool party for the team

Laura Stacey is afflicted with Sidney-Crosby-Disease, aka wearing a cup that has been falling apart for years and should be burned

Laura Stacey has extended the Sydney-Crosby-Disease to the realm of socks

Maggie Flaherty is an absolute cupcake (not new information but still important)

Someone had a "Laura Stacey is a faker" sign in the stands, which is hilarious because if Stacey was faking that injury last game she needs to give up hockey and become an actor immediately

Lina Ljungblom was hyping everyone up with a pre-game speech and meant to say "today is the day" but instead said "today is today" and the Victoire kept repeating this to each other all game

There is some sort of betting system I didn't understand on the team, but the loser has to hike to the top of Mount Royale and play an instrument that they have never played before for a whole song. Stacey says she is hoping it is a tuba.

People are apparently writing "ARD ARD ARD 🦭" on social media and Desbiens is thrilled about this (on account of the pool)