growing pains

[997]

i havent been able to stop thinking abt how thats paddington’s boyfriend

[person918x]

[matchagirl]

i cant believe this is a real photo

[2braincellskiss]

I’m back because I deleted literally all other social media and have no other choice hello friends

[weirdmageddon]

i can! i can SP EEᴇ ᵉ

[konoko]

[squeakitties]

[arabbara]

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[frizzlez]

@one-time-i-dreamt

[mar64ds]

[vmae]

I’m watching bridezillas and can’t get over this stripper’s name

[merethic]

[madvocate]

The New York Times is officially reporting that mass shootings could be prevented if the mentally ill just had less privacy and were easier to forcibly hospitalize, proving once again that the non-mentally ill are the most dangerous people of all.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

“Hey guys, what if we simply imprison people we don’t like without charge or trial? No? Why not, do you love murdering children?”

[zahnegott-lives]

wild you guys are seeing this as an ableism thing and not like a surveillance state thing which it is

[rainy--daisy-deactivated2019082]

hot take it’s both

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

attacka you with a branch

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

attacka

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

attacka

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

fucking kill and smasha you on a rock

[suppermariobroth]

Thwomp’s story from Mario Party Advance. (Screenshots taken by me in a GBA emulator.)

[mentosmorii]

the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

[casettadellorso]

OP you are missing the power of “the.” As in “the pokey-man” or “the fortnite.” Hell, I just say “the Costco” and everyone around me loses their shit.

[rue-nightly]

Once you’re over the age of 30 you can put these two hands together and instantly deal out 15 points of psychic damage to anyone under the age of 21 within hearing range

[porterr-robinson]

[an-eccentric-devil]

BIG

PHUCKING

MAN

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead

[maxknightley]

What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!

[maxknightley]

god dammit.