2 Girls And A Gay...

The Incredibly True & Perilous Dating Adventures of Zoey, Ella, & Ethan. Independent, successful, witty, erudite 30 somethings trying to find their mate.

[2girlsandagay]

Hmmmmm

[2girlsandagay]

The most beautiful flowers from a beautiful friend on a difficult day - thank you so much @cmk188

[2girlsandagay]

Sums up the day. 🐶

[2girlsandagay]

Sometimes you just need to be alone with your Garfield. (at Beetle's Bungalow)

[2girlsandagay]

In honor of Derby Day🌹. From my early thoroughbred period.

[pr1nceshawn]

The 7 Stages of Not Sleeping at Night

[ambris]

Every damn time

[mandopony]

the truest post ever to be posted on the internet

[2girlsandagay]

True story.

XoElla

[2girlsandagay]

Champagne Sunday. #korbel

[terribletindertales]

thank you for ruining ice cream for me

[2girlsandagay]

I'm suddenly lactose intolerant. If he's 25, I'm 10.

XoElla

[ok-catfish]

It’s good to have plans.

[40yodater]

❤️ing this answer!

[2girlsandagay]

I respectfully ask that I may plagiarize this for all future communications.

XOElla

[2girlsandagay]

Forgot to block the Stage Five We Had One Date Klinger. Not sure why I owe him a thing. XOElla

[2girlsandagay]

Stage Five Clinger alert. Had ONE date. Didn't respond last night due to the fact that I had a dinner meeting after work. Truly my loss? He's a bill splitter, slovenly dressed, messy, anxiety ridden, IBS sufferer who speaks of it incessantly, and oh yea he lives with Mommy & Daddy. Yes, it certainly is my loss. Commence blocking and begin fade away in 3, 2, 1...... #fadeaway, #garfunkelandoates, XOElla

[2girlsandagay]

I just realized that in a span of 2 weeks, I went on two first dates that both ended with a man asking me if I could “at least leave the tip” . I think men should have to take a quiz about life every time they want to make it to the next level with me - like in a video game…

Xo Ella

[2girlsandagay]

I mean, he is wicked msart. XoElla

[2girlsandagay]

Not only is this his profile photo, (likely inspired by the early work of Carlos Danger), but his first message proudly proclaimed he's a womanizer. The hits just keep on coming. XoElla

[2girlsandagay]

Typical casual at home pose obviously. XOElla

[2girlsandagay]

Not enough likker in the world for the disaster of a date I went on today.  Even my perennial favorite of eggs Benedict and mimosas was not worth it.  I can sum it up in 4 easy points.

1.  At the tender age of 38, still lives with his parents.

2.  Describes, in detail, his struggle with Chron's disease and anxiety disorder while we eat.

3.  Can't stop attempting to paw me with his big, chubby, sweaty hands.

4.  Has balls large enough to ask, "can you at least leave the tip?"

I F$%&ing give up.

xoElla

[datingappsass-deactivated201808]

The Complete Saga: “Nah.”

 See the crumble of a man’s ego with just 3 letters.

With such amazing award winning lines as: 

“You were cool until you rejected me.”

“If Chris Pratt is a 10, I am surely a 7.”

“OKCupid has jaded you, you fatty.” 

And the funniest in my opinion: 

“I used to be a music major at Randolph-Macon college but it was too much like math.”

[2girlsandagay]

This should be on a billboard datingappsass XOElla