The Terrible Tales of Tinder

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because we all know changing yourself for someone is the key to relationships right

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because the ladies need to know your fatherly skills right

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avocado deserves all the likes

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I’m kind of always amazed at the amount of black face found on Tinder

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because we all know animal print is back in season

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I guess couples that Tinder together stay together right

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because the ladies love guys that still buy print media right

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charming

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I AM ALIVE! I'm in the middle of moving into a new flat and organising all the shit that comes with moving. Reorganising my finances and trying to figure out what to feed myself every night after work. Life of a boring responsible adult. But now I'm sick with a cold so I have time to troll Tinder; huzzah! Time to get this blog rolling again

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