Exiled From The Human Race

NO FOLLOWERS UNDER 16 PLEASE. DO NOT REPOST MY ARTWORK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. I DO NOT ALLOW THAT. 20+ | Edwin | He/They | 🏳️‍⚧️ | It’s KISS, come on, some of these posts might be a little spicy, proceed with caution 🔞 This blog is very much uhhhh half finished, barely used, just got ripped outta the box. Anyway, Army of Darkness era Catman, you are on my mind ✨

[2hotintheshade]

I’m genuinely sorry I keep disappearing and communicating poorly, but for the last 3 months, I’ve been anxiously trying to schedule and now waiting to have my wisdom teeth removed and have been suffering from an increasingly burdensome infection in the particular tooth that needed removal (to the point that I am genuinely considering calling the surgeon tomorrow to see if they have an opening sooner than my currently scheduled appointment on the 5th. All of a sudden tonight I started feeling really bad.)

I will not be able to continue working on art until probably like. At least the 10th if I have my surgery on the 5th as scheduled, possibly sooner if I end up moving the procedure up, but idk. I can’t even finish the art I needed to have done this week for the holiday market I’m attending next month, which is upsetting just as much as being unable to finish my owed list rn, and I hate it all so much. I hate my brain not working, it’s a nightmare.

I’ve had sudden awful on and off vertigo for like a week, I’ve been extremely fatigued and randomly feverish for the last month, I am just..not well at the moment. It’s even been a bit hard to type this all out because my brain is just not connecting shit proper atm.

My head hurts and my sinuses hurt and I’m tired and can’t think, and I wish I could’ve gotten this done sooner, but I didn’t even know I needed to have it done until 2-3 months ago.

I’m terrified of the procedure but I all I can hope is that I feel better afterwards.

I will update again after I get it taken care of and feel better enough to think and type clearly.

[doodleborg]

I will be back to working on owed art and regularly scheduled nonsense shortly, but I think it can be agreed on that we all deserve today off, fellas

[2hotintheshade]

Coming back from the dead to apologize for vanishing off the face of the earth for a hot minute and say I’ve been sick and battling an infection for the last several months (still am, it won’t get better without surgery) and then was Outrageously overbooked busy with appointments and markets and a convention for the last two, so I just. I had no energy. I was so physically burnt out, and I hated it bc people needed me to contact them/I wanted to reach out, and I couldn’t even find the mental capacity to figure out words into a proper message.

This does not happen normally!! The severity of the infected/broken tooth and then family medical drama with grandpa at the start of October was genuinely affecting my sleep and cognition, so I’m trying to make this last little stretch of ‘feeling marginally better bc of antibiotics and rest’ count and get all my shit squared away before I (hopefully, finally) have surgery by the end of the month.

I am very sorry for being dead. I promise I haven’t forgotten anybody or run off. I think about the work I need to finish every single day and it pained me to not be able to accomplish much of anything. 🥲

I will be resuming and finishing work on my last two pieces of owed art posthaste after I have a breather today in light of uh. Current Events.

Again, I apologize so, so sincerely.

Be kind to each other, and be kind to yourselves. 🫂

[criminallyoverrated]

This might be a dumb take, but it makes me so mad how the Fox and the Ankh Warrior get omitted in everything considered "Kiss." Nobody making merchandise or even just talking about the makeup or anything ever include them. Yes, those personas were definitely more short-lived than the others, but they're still there! And they still represent important members of the band. Ace and Peter are still talked about and represented, but I guess Eric and Vinnie just... don't matter?

Fox and Ankh Warrior deserve to be beloved and remembered characters too, especially now that Kiss is retired.

[simonamorao]

Thank you for the tag @mrs-venus-beaufort 💕

Do you have a pet?

Yes, mischievous dog and angel cat 💗

Comfort food!

Always Potatoes (pan fried so crisp on outside and tender inside and seasoned well with smoked paprika and garlic and stuff or Montreal seasoning but really potatoes are great in any form or way of cooking!!!! Or spanakopitas or even things like Aloo Gobi or a good homemade pizza/pasta dish or fresh crusty bread with some olives, feta or Parmesan or any strong similar cheese (but no mouldy or stinky cheeses), artichokes, red peppers and lots of olive oil!

How many languages do you speak?

I am obviously have English as first language, I never attempt to speak French but I understand it completely, I am learning many languages on duolingo such as Italian, Spanish and German but separate from duolingo plan on Irish and European Portuguese. I love learning languages <3

Random Fact about myself.

I love all things lemony! I love citrus 🍊 they are my favourite fruits in the whole freaking planet! But I love plants and fruits and vegetables of all types in general.

Something you’re proud of.

Some of the art I do. I’m proud of anything I put my best efforts into. <3

Tagging @hammill-goes-fogwalking @boozilla-valentina @shamanbluesss @milkyway-ashes @greensleeves2107 @thatmothertucker

[milkyway-ashes]

thanks for tagging, @death-by-mercury !!

- Do you have a pet?

yeppers! a cute tiny cockatiel whom I consider to be my brother <3

- Comfort food?

Fesenjan!!! I LOVE it with white rice and yoghurt!

another comfort food of mine is…pasta Alfredo.

- How many languages do you speak?

I speak Persian as my native language, but the other languages that I can speak well are English and German. (I’ve had some attempts in learning Russian + I know some Arabic which I’ve learnt at school, but we’re not gonna count that)

- Random fact about yourself?

I hate Mozart. that’s it.

(his music’s good, even though it’s not exactly my taste. but other than that, my imagination of him as a person isn’t very nice :/)

I tag: @hammill-goes-fogwalking @boilmynoodles @aroobalooba @grxtsch and any other buddy who wants to do this! (I can’t really think of anyone rn)

[boilmynoodles]

Thank you sunshine @milkyway-ashes ♥️

Do you have a pet?

Yes, a sweet and lovely kitty

Comfort food?

Mac n cheese, fries, I'm a simple human

How many languages do you speak?

Polish is my native, I also spek English (mainly), I know some German, Italian and Spanish (Spanish and Italian are really similar, easier is to learn both)

Random fact about yourself?

I hate jazz lmao I don't understand that music and I don't want to

Tags @jimmysdragonsuit13 @lil-melody-moon @hammill-goes-fogwalking @frampk @fiammee @probably-not-mig @youre-no-good @n0quart3r @jimmys-zeppelin @lzep @jimmypage7 @lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar @siphrang

[lil-melody]

Hey, thank you dear @boilmynoodles!

Do you have a pet?

Yes, my lovely lady canary <3

Comfort food?

Anything with chocolate, I love it!

How many languages do you speak?

Polish as native, English, some bits of German and I think I can understand some Japanese - very simple though, I'm watching anime for years with subs, I think I got used to this language on that level

Random fact about yourself?

I tend to think that my soulmate is long gone and that I'll be alone for the rest of my life. It may sound depressing, but there's that feeling of searching for someone in your life and this feeling ended in the last year for me. I might be delulu, very delulu on this, but some things point at this to be true

Tagging: @jimmysdragonsuit13 @radioroger @groovyysav @furiousbirdballoon @peaceloveandstarrs @ourshadowstallerthanoursoul @count3rparts @stevesfuzzypinkslippers and @ni-hao-kitty

[ni-hao-kitty-deactivated2024062]

thanks!! @lil-melody-moon for the tag ✨🤗

do you have a pet?

yes, my cat's name is bruce lee. i call him brucie mostly until he rears up on his hind legs with his moves and stuff, then yeah 🤭

comfort food?

xiaolong bao it's a Chinese dumpling soup 😋

how many languages do you speak?

fluently I speak three mandarin, shanghainese and english. I am learning italian and spanish currently. 🤪 I can pretty much say hello in almost every language.

random fact about yourself?

I'm going to be focusing more on my early childhood education major, dropping biology as my second major

:( which means more child psychology & stuffs compared to more biologies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tagging with no pressure @ride-the-hammett , @percys-lemons , @getinthering and @songbirds-sweet

[ride-the-hammett]

Thanks @ni-hao-kitty for the tag!! 💜💜🥰🥰

- Do you have a pet?

My sweet little cat, Klondike. 🥰🥰She's 12 going 3 since she's the biggest baby!!🤭🤭

- Comfort food?

Potatoes, chocolate, ice cream

- How many languages do you speak?

I speak Portuguese, my first language. I suck at reading and writing it because I didn't really practice it as I grew up. I want to teach myself, tho. English, my second language....I'm more proficient in. My Spanish sucks that I took in school since I don't use it much.

- Random fact about yourself?

I miss knitting. I wasn't the best at it, but I was learning. I haven't touched it in a couple of years. I want to work on it again!! 😉😉😁😁

If you wanna.....I tag @davecumstaine; @therockywhorerpictureshow; @rhythm-catsandwine; @vancruejovi and whoever else wants to keep this going!! 🥰🥰🤭🤭

[vancruejovi]

Thank you @ride-the-hammett for the tag 💕!!

-Do you have a pet?

I have my dog Harlan, he’s a mix of pug/daschund/gremlin. He’s a rescue baby and I love him to pieces. I also have 3 tortoises though they’re technically my mother’s. They’re named after my aunt and uncle and Marty McFly (guess which one I named lol)

-Comfort food?

My Mam’s Irish stew with loads of potato in it. They’re always so soft and the meat is tender. Can’t go wrong at all :)

-How many languages do you speak?

I used to be a MASSIVE linguistic nerd and was at least a beginning conversationalist in about 12 languages, but I lost most of it since I never got to use them anywhere. But the languages I kept the most are German, French and Italian since I still watch movies in them all the time without subtitles. I also have a dual first language with Irish but since that’s not used much either I stumble sometimes when speaking (but that’s also autism lol) . So technically I can still do about 5 languages :)

-Random fact about yourself?

I have a lot of weird freckle placements. I have one on my inner waterline in my eye, I have one that used to make a perfect triangle that now makes an upside down cross and I have one on the inside of my middle finger that I call my fret marker.

@u-friend-or-ufo @metalmusicwhore @fake-guns-blazing @bitchymilkshakepirate and anyone else that wants to try :)

[metalmusicwhore]

Tysm for the tag @vancruejovi :D

Do you have a pet?

YES I have two dogs LeeLoo and Jewl and I have a bird named Nibbles and a lizard named Aussie!!

Comfort food?

I’d have to say either potatoes, chicken Alfredo, coconut like flavored things or regular coconut, like regular chicken or my grandma’s meatballs on noodles they are so goodddd.

How many languages can you speak?

Well I speak English, I’ve been learning Korean and Japanese, a little bit of German and ofc I’m fluent in nerd.

Random fact about yourself?

I have a few actually one I’m a cheerleader and I’ve been cheering for like 8 years and I’ve been with at least 5 different teams ranging from sideline cheer to competitive cheer where we went to nationals and got 2nd place, I have tics I’ve had then for about a year or two but they’ve gotten way better and they don’t show up as much, I collect old records, tapes and guitars and last one is that I have a ring of freckles on the left side of my face in my cheek and I’ve always loved it I’m also part Irish as well :)

tagging @starry-eyed-never-satisfied @unknownperson246 @frankiemars69 and anyone else that wants to join :DD

[starry-eyed-never-satisfied]

Thanks for the tag @metalmusicwhore

Do you have a pet?

Yes, Thor a tuxedo cat. He's named after the song God Of Thunder, not the Marvel character

Comfort food?

Potato wedges with sweet chili sauce and sour cream

How many languages can you speak?

Only English fluently. Probably enough Italian to order food.

Random fact about yourself?

As well as writing and drawing, I love knitting and crocheting and sewing.

tagging @angelbambisworld @doctapuella @insanityisdivine @ladyshandioftheendless

[insanityisdivine]

Thanks for the tag @starry-eyed-never-satisfied

Do you have a pet?

no

Comfort food?

Homemade food

How many languages can you speak?

Only English. If I had the time, I'd love to be fluent in french

Random fact about yourself?

uhhhhhhhh trying to think here....i guess to keep it relevant to fandom I also like photo editing

tagging @notpaulsguitar @raedroid2004 @tanookikiss

[raedroid]

Thanks for the tag @insanityisdivine

Do you have a pet?

Yes a cat Cece (She hates me lol)

Comfort Food

Rice and Broccoli

How many languages can you speak?

Only English but I want to learn Japanese

Random fact about yourself?

I recorded with composer Thomas Hewitt Jones last year when I was in Europe

Tagging: @gh0stfl0ra @2hotintheshade @whysodelirious08 @criminallyoverrated @ladyshandioftheendless @starry-eyed-never-satisfied @heavy-metal-baby

[2hotintheshade]

Tagged again!

Do you have a pet?

I did, my sweet doggo Lizzy (she no longer lives with us. I miss her dearly.)

Comfort Food

Japanese curry without a doubt. That and rice with pork gravy. 😅

How many languages can you speak?

If I must answer this as ones I can verbally converse in, English, partial Spanish (My fiancé has been teaching me for ages 😅), a truly MINUSCULE amount of mandarin, and enough Japanese to get by in a train station, though I’m trying to teach myself enough to be conversational in both that and Spanish.

As for what languages can I understand/read, but not actually speak back myself: partial French, Swedish, Italian, German (one of my better ones tbh), Spanish (my reading and writing comprehension surpasses my speaking here), and I can kind of read Japanese, but it’s very rusty, I need to brush up on their alphabet again 💔

This is what happens when your other half is a an enthusiastic polyglot, you receive free language lessons via osmosis 😂

Random fact about me

Uhhh I have a double jointed wrist that turns all the way around so I am REALLY good at opening jars of pickles.

That’s all I got for today ✨🤙 feel free to add your own if you want to join in

[dzdndcnfsd]

I love this picrew I wanna see what y'alls look like 💕

Nefor maker

I will be grateful if you publish your result! Thank you very much for Top #1 !!! i`m so looooved Vk: https://vk.com/zheltok_ne_yolk

No pressure tags: @lil-melody-moon @jimmysdragonsuit13 @joes-sha-la-la-la-girl @wholelottamusic @another-little-hippie @littlemissheavenonearth @hot-for-rock @frampk and anyone who wants to make one :)

[lil-melody]

Oh thank you @dzdndcnfsd

Here, tiny me:

I seem to be very soft here, oh God XD

Tagging: @lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar @jimmysdragonsuit13 @groovyysav @stevesfuzzypinkslippers @hammill-goes-fogwalking <3

[hammill-goes-fogwalking]

dzięki Karolina 🤍🤍

a bit too dark but that's fine

no pressure tags: @death-by-mercury @boilmynoodles @burn-on-the-flame @blurryreality @milkyway-ashes

[boilmynoodles]

Dziękuję! @hammill-goes-fogwalking 😘

W rzeczywistości mam grzywkę do pół czoła przez głupotę

Tags: @jimmysdragonsuit13 @fiammee @probably-not-mig @youre-no-good @jimmys-zeppelin @jimmypage7 @frampk @lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar @n0quart3r @tiny-sorceress-madz

[jimmysdragonsuit13]

Why is everyone speaking polish out of the sudden🤣 Thanks a lot for the tags! @lil-melody-moon @boilmynoodles @dzdndcnfsd ❤️❤️

My hair is a bit darker but this is basically how I look like irl🤣

(No pressure tags): @stevesfuzzypinkslippers @steveinscarlet @joes-sha-la-la-la-girl @n0quart3r @tiny-sorceress-madz @elliotts-personal-property @elliotironmaidenfan @littlemissheavenonearth @criminallyoverrated @armageddonviv @leppardcampbelllove and anyone else who wants to do it!

[criminallyoverrated]

Thank you @jimmysdragonsuit13 !!

This is the most accurate I could get it, still pretty far off lol!

Tagging: @raedroid2004 @2hotintheshade @heavy-metal-baby @stvnszlr @another-little-hippie @elrohare (some of yall I know for a fact do not look like this, but you guys can also try your best to make yourselves as skinny, young, white girls!)

[raedroid]

Thank you @criminallyoverrated

Tagging: @2hotintheshade @gh0stfl0ra @ladyshandioftheendless @starry-eyed-never-satisfied @whysodelirious08 @namelessbutters-doodles

[2hotintheshade]

Was tagged, decided to crawl out from my blanket pile to provide the closest approximation I could make to myself (This guy somehow feels like he’d call me names though 😂😅)

[sluttery-withoutshame]

I feel like this should be the Kissblr family crest.

I love that we love everyone in the band here.

Except Mark. @heavy-metal-baby is right, we all hate Mark.

(It’s been so quiet in here lately. Where is everyone? I miss you all.)

[probably2zjeb]

Fuck Mark, bye

[ericsingerisababycat]

🖕🏻 Fuck to you forever, Mark 🖕🏻

[2hotintheshade]

Mark can fuck off forever and bite me shiny metal ass!! (I am so sorry I have been dead again, my POTS has been utterly kicking my ass 😭

[spacefoxy]

he has the audacity to just walk by like that

[ericcarrsworshipper]

I have stumble upon this gif again. And I must reblog.

They bounced.

[2hotintheshade]

The girls really just be out there in the wild for everybody to see 😭

[angelbambisworld]

I know I'll always be Genes #1 fangirl but like...Eric I'm starting to feel some kind of way about you man

[2hotintheshade]

Oh baby I think about wanting to swap places with that chick on the floor under Carr in HOF REGULARLY-

[2hotintheshade]

HOW WE DOIN’ KISSBLR??

Now you know why I’ve been dead/away so long besides work lol. I’ve been making this punk Fox/Eric Carr inspired look. Off to the convention I go~! ✨

[2hotintheshade]

It has been nine hours and I am dead (by which I mean I am curled up in bed, full of taquitos, reading John Wick fanfiction.) Oh, also Adam Savage had a lovely panel again. I always love hearing him speak at events.

[2hotintheshade]

HOW WE DOIN’ KISSBLR??

Now you know why I’ve been dead/away so long besides work lol. I’ve been making this punk Fox/Eric Carr inspired look. Off to the convention I go~! ✨

[deli-does-bad-art]

Pumpkin Space Eric - GO! LOL

Shitty art coming at yah.

[ericcarrsworshipper]

@2hotintheshade comments that this is some sailor moon transformation. There you have it folks lmao.

[2hotintheshade]

I love how you say this as if I commented it from the opposite end of a couch, like we’re flatmates 😂

[ericcarrsworshipper]

Wdym? You did say it while on the couch.

This couch, remember. And everyone's flatmates in the general chat. I don't make the rules.

@2hotintheshade

[2hotintheshade]

SHDJFJGJSK- I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THE GROUPCHAT COUCH- 😂

[deli-does-bad-art]

Pumpkin Space Eric - GO! LOL

Shitty art coming at yah.

[ericcarrsworshipper]

@2hotintheshade comments that this is some sailor moon transformation. There you have it folks lmao.

[2hotintheshade]

I love how you say this as if I commented it from the opposite end of a couch, like we’re flatmates 😂

[wyldestyle]

KISSblr please forgive me for my absence, so take a demon drawing I made

[peanutbutter-doodles]

Ayoooo!!!

this fucks!

[angelbambisworld]

I love your version of Demon

[2hotintheshade]

THE TWO HEADED HORSE, HOLY SHIT- 👁️👁️✨

[starch1ldz]

Found out starchild is trans phobic the other day and I'm just. EXCUSE ME??

THIS YOU?

Howa are you gonna be feminine asf and queer asf and still be transphobic. I WANT ANSWERS

[cruelovesyou]

When I first heard about this my jaw dropped. Later on when I watched more interviews he said everyone had the right to be themselves and my eyebrow shot up so hard it cracked the roof.

[raedroid]

So did I but then I looked further into it.

He made a tweet where he said that kids should wait till they’re older before taking gender reassignment surgeries as it is a big decision to make and needs to be taken seriously. He also said to not assume their child is trans because they like things of the opposite gender.

I don’t think this is transphobic but at first I did, but I firmly believe that he is right about what I mentioned, but he misworded himself badly. He did apologized and said that he does support LGBTQ+ people, it’s just he was misinformed and was misinterpreted by the fandom

Honestly I’m glad he clarified. I don’t believe he had malicious intent and just genuinely doesn’t fully understand these topics. It’s just he’s from a generation where trans people did exist but weren’t as prominent as our generation. It’s still new to him to some degree and he’s trying and I think that’s what matters

Hope this clears things up a bit

[starch1ldz]

This is fucking weird, replying to a trans man's post with this is not cool :) you're obviously not educated on how long getting on hormones and getting affirming surgeries takes for trans minors.

There are waiting lists and it takes months to years to get on hormones for underage trans people, and surgery is extremely expensive and a lot of the time inaccessible for adults, let alone minors.

You apologized for this, but this was still such a fucking weird thing to say as a cis woman. Cis people do not have the right to determine what is and isn't trans phobic. You obviously don't care about what trans people have to say if you ever defended him.

Anyways, I'm not getting into discourse about a band who's members are all in their 70s and can barely do shows anymore. Just wanted to say my piece about that 🖤

[2hotintheshade]

Hi fella. Fellow autistic trans man here. My dude, calm tf down. There’s no need to be passive aggressive to someone who has already apologized for a misstep, and there is DEFINITELY no need to be passive aggressive about someone not reading another blog’s bio prior to reblogging from them.

Do YOU go in and read everyone’s blog bio before you share on every little thing you reblog? I’m betting not. And frankly, yours is a bit hard to read given the level of color contrast between your text and background.

[2hotintheshade]

I’m not even gonna bother with commentary, you know what to do

Tagging @maggots616 because I saw somebody message you about them. I keep periodic tabs on the name if you need whatever the current one is

[sluttery-withoutshame]

The tits are just spectacular.

If I could just get to play with them for a little bit please. I promise I won’t bite (very much).

[2hotintheshade]

My thumb and pointer finger are bruised this morning, but I finally started sewing my patches onto my Fox vest for a couple hours before bed last night, and it’s amazing seeing the whole thing finally coming together. Lots more work to do, but we’re slowly getting there (and I promise the KISS patch is straight, the fabric just folded wonky in that photo oops.)