#2PARTSHEART

A swim team obsessed, puppy loving, food eating, booze drinking, biology majoring nerdy female undergraduate.

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WHEN ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE ALL SINGLE AND THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT HAVING A MAN

I'M JUST HERE LIKE:

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WHEN THE GIRL IN FRONT OF ME IS EITHER SLEEPING WITH THE PROFESSOR OR TRYING WAY TOO HARD

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WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE TO CONTROL MYSELF IN A COMPLETELY IDIOTIC SOCIAL SITUATION

But really, though? Am I the only one here with a brain?

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WHEN MY BOYFRIEND ASKS IF I ATE ALL THE FOOD. AGAIN.

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AFTER STUDYING FOR MY FINALS FOR A SOLID 24 HOURS

AFTER FINALLY BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND THINGS:

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WHEN I HAVE TO PRETEND I CARE ABOUT A "TRAGEDY" MY FRIEND IS GOING THROUGH

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WHEN I FINALLY FINISHED MY HUGE CREDITS OVERLOAD THIS PAST SEMESTER

AFTER MY LAST FINAL I WAS LIKE:

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WHEN, IN THE MIDST OF FINALS, A FRIEND SUGGESTS A MOVIE NIGHT

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WHAT I FEEL LIKE WHEN I HAVEN'T SWAM IN SO LONG

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WHEN THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I TESTED POSITIVE FOR MONO

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WHY YOU HAVE SEEN NO TUMBLR POSTS IN A WHILE

Seriously.  NONE.

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When someone I don't really like asks me for dating advice

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When I spot one of my awkward hook ups out in public

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When I see who my ex is hanging out with now

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OUTSIDE OF THE POOL

WHAT I WISH I LOOKED LIKE:

WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE:

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WHEN I HAVE TO CHAT UP MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR FOR INTROS ON THE FIRST DAY FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME

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WHEN MY TEACHER GAVE ME A 10 PAGE SYLLABUS TODAY