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A simple little headcanon/scenario/imagines blog for 2p!Hetalia c: || Ask Box: OPEN - Matchups: OPEN

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Active Hetalia ask blogs!

The old blog that did this is no longer up, so I’m making this to keep up with current ask blogs! Reblog or like this so you can be added! 

[thebriannasaurusrex]

eyyy yo gimme attention

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ayyyy fam what up lmao

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So I found this tiny furry fucker on my walk today Meet Taz, guys. He's my new mascot.

[nahuhumaling]

may i please ask how the 2ps would react to while wondering through the woods, they come across a strange little shed and when opening the door is faced with a ton of cats who were clearly planning on taking over the world?

2P! Italy:- “what the actual shit”- gets the attention of the felines- is attacked and well be help hostage

2P! Germany:- falls over- is visibly freaking out- “oMG I WILL FITE YOU FOR THE DOGS’ HONOR,,,,,”

2P! Japan:- literally fucking dying because of fur allergy- wants to help them - “I’ll tell *s nEEZE* you everything I *snooze* kNOW—- to help, as long as,,,,,,,, *snoot* you fucking stay away from me p l e a s e–”

2P! Romano:- “aaaaaaAAAAAAaAAAAaaaaAaaaaAAA-”- freaking out and ends up being captured as well- “oh hi fratello”

2P! Prussia:- slowly backs away in terror- tells the others but they don’t believe him, so he plans counter measures on his own- “*holding a gun* they’ll never get me…never…”

2P! Austria:- “wait hold the fuck up wat”- he has seen a lot of fucked up shit but this is just bullshit so he gets attacked- “should’ve listened to Gilen holy shit”

2P! America:- bACKFLIPS AWAY- starts an organization against the cats with Gilen called Fuck Up the Pussies™- members of the organization are only 2

2P! England:- “gee golly well ain’t this splendid”- gains their trust- is secretly working with Allen but the cats found out and bribed his loyalty with catnip (Oliver secretly a cat confirmed)

2P! Canada:- “so this is were my tv went”- will fight them but not too much so they won’t get hurt- animals of the wild (+Matt) vs evil felines

2P! France: - “……wot….”- uses his cigarette to burn the shed- walks away (he’s on their hit list now)

2P! Russia:- nopety nope nope nosiree - u-turns away- “this isn’t rEAL”

2P! China:- “holy shit I don’t recall doing any drugs today….???????”- doesn’t even give a shit anymore- the last this he sees are a pile of cats that’s good enough for him

2P! South Korea:- “I’m pretty sure this’ll end up in a catastrophe”- claws ensue- not your ideal last words but eh

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I choked on mY SPIT "FUCK UP THE PUSSIES" I'M LI T ER A L L Y CRYIGN

MY NEW KITTEN IS JUST GLARING AT ME HE KNOWS

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I'm 5"5, wavy/curly blonde hair with burgundy dyed on the underside, blue/green eyes, glasses, prefer dresses and skirts. I'm a mom friend, I'm really nice?? I look out for people and go way overboard to show that I care. I'm pretty quiet but I'm a witty little shit. I love writing! And musicals! I like to stargaze and have bonfires with friends. I'm an oddly complex person?? I go from emo with a flannel to a floral dress and a cardigan. I watch a lot of anime, spn, and marvel. I identify as pan

(I got like thirteen of this same exact ask hHHH--)I'd most likely ship you with 2p!China!! He finds you absolutely adorable, and loves that you have a witty side. He'd cling to you like a drug that he just can't get enough of eue

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Any rules or things you won't do?

Hmm… Not that I can think of off the top of my head. Except maybe, no EXTREME kinks if this blog goes down that path xD Like… No scat or bloodplay or anything like that, because honestly, that just freaks me out.

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Another thing I won’t do is ABUSE headcanons. I grew up in a verbally/emotionally abusive household, so I will not allow these sorts of asks simply because it is a trigger for me and many other people ;v;’’

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What kind of info would be helpful to include in match-ups?

Heyo hon! Sorry I took forever and a day to respond lmaoI know there's a lot you can potentially write with matchups, and the character limit doesn't make that any easier. For matchups, I'll ask for a brief physical description, a short personality snippet, and your sexuality!Feel free to send some in now that you know vuv I'll also accept matchups for your OCs if you'd like!!!

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when you temporarily die for two weeks and forget you made your account

aka I’m back!! feel free to send in those asks, I’ll get to the ones in my qeue as soon as possible!!!

[nahuhumaling]

IM 5'1 SO HEY IM SMOLLL

SMOL PEOPLE UNITE

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I'M 5'2" CAN I JOIN UR SMOL CLUB

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Reblog if...

You are an APH blog willing to do collabs with/for other blogs

[circlique]

Need Hetalia blogs to follow

Hey so I’ve been gone from tumblr for a whiiiiiile and a lot of the blogs I used to follow don’t really post Hetalia anymore.

So if you post a large amount of Hetalia or any of the following please reblog and I’ll check out your blog!

- Hetalia -RusAme -FrUK -Ameripan -APH America -APH Russia -APH Asians

[harley897-deactivated20230225]

Come here! 😊

[2ppossibly]

technically I only post 2p but it’s technically hetalia

[mewfromshadows]

Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself

[seeyouallintherapy]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

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I dare y'all lol

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Hey guys. Guys. Do it.

[ladyscientia]

MAKE MY YEAR

[dorkmcgee-deactivated20200828]

*shrugs* Why not?

[ponkuno]

yes please. 

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GUYS

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P l e a s e

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A Little Too Drunk Starters:

“Oh, HELL no! Not in MY bed!”

“We watched some horror movie.. I think it’s called, ‘the Teletubbies..’?”

“Pants are just an illusion.”

“Shut the fuck up a pikachu onesie does so suit me.”

“Hey, man, I hate to tell you this, but I think your dog’s cheating on you..”

“Hey, the cat crashed your car.”

“I thought today was your birthday, so I rented a bouncy house, but then I remembered it isn’t, so now we have a bouncy house.”

“It’s not a mattress, it’s my kingdom and you are encroaching on it.”

“[NAME]’s a VIP at that one strip club….. What’s it called again… ‘Golden Corral’?”

“I’m bleeding?!”

“I have to tell you a secret…”

“You think it’s important that I lost my shirt?! You think it’s important?! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT’S IMPORTANT!!! CALLIOU CAN’T FUCKIN’ TIE HIS SHOES!!!”

“I need at least seven sweet and sour sauces or I’m fucked.”

“I was pretending to be a ninja and the blade of the knife just flew right off and broke the window.”

“Look, man, I didn’t mean to pee on you.”

“Thanks for letting me room with you… By the way, vodka makes me gassy.”  

“You want to go to Taco Bell?”

“I lost [NAME]. Have you seen them?”

“Wow, you look so much better when I’m drunk. You should try it more often.”

“I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT A LULLABY!!”

“Hello, 911? Are you still awake?”

“Jesus told me to do it.”

“I’m really sorry I’m so creepy everybody…”

“This is awful. I am inventing electricity, and you look like an asshole.”

“How many nutrients do you think there are in dog biscuits? I already ate, like five.”

“HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO TALL? WHAT THE FUCK?”

“Hamsters have feelings, too..”

“Who convinced me to come here?”

“The dog looked so lonely.. So I took it home.”

“I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!”

“Look at all this snow. Imagine if it was sand, but still cold. No wait, warm snow. Man, that’d be cool..”

“You’re not very hot, but maybe after another beer or two..”

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Alrighty! May I request some cute and/or romantic and/or NSFW headcanons for 2pFrance please? Thank you!!

- he’s not into stereotypical romance, or as he calls it, “sappy bullshit”- so you won’t get dozens of roses from him or a box of chocolates or anything- he won’t even give you a pet name- he believes that above all else, the little things count- so if you really mean that much to him, expect him to do small favors for you- had a long day at work? he’ll do the housework and listen while you rant about it- he’ll give you little compliments here and there; while they honestly don’t sound like much, remember, he doesn’t usually just throw ‘em out all the time. his compliments are special- not too big on pda, but he’ll give you a hug or small forehead kiss every now and then

nsfw- honestly this is the main way he shows affection- if you mean a lot to him, he’ll be all over you- he’s moreso a fan of touching than he is with oral- but he loves getting oral from his partners- is into light bondage, wax play, and the whole master/pet dynamic- he takes his time, so don’t expect a “quickie” from him

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Any rules or things you won't do?

Hmm… Not that I can think of off the top of my head. Except maybe, no EXTREME kinks if this blog goes down that path xD Like… No scat or bloodplay or anything like that, because honestly, that just freaks me out.

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Heyo My Dudes!

Mod Ronnie here! I just wanted to introduce myself and this blog, and explain how this is gonna work. I'm an eighteen year old Hetalia fan who joined the fandom back in around 2013, and I'm biologically female, though I prefer they/them pronouns. This blog runs solely based on your interactions with it! You can send asks where you can request headcanons/scenarios/imagines for certain characters with or without their potential significant other, and you can also ask for matchups! Matchups are basically when you submit a general description of yourself - usually your physical description, sexuality, and a brief overview of your personality - and I'll write up who I ship you with! ovo I'm so excited to be able to do this, and I can't wait till we get this show on the road!! <33