Jus My Blog Of My Random Thoughts Through The Day

[everythingfox]

just two good bois sharing a shell together 

[2random2person]

So do they have one spime or two

[raeseddon]

A turtle’s spine is fused into the inside of their shell. It’s why you never pick a turtle up by its shell. You’re putting stress on the shell that is unhealthy for the turtle. From the looks of it, there’s a spinal ridge (that bump on the top of the shell directly between the two heads) that denotes where the spine is fused to the interior of the shell. So, this little dude just has the one spine.

[2random2person]

Ouuuuuuu

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

mmm borger

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

made perfect borger, iz good

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Gaud’s Juicy Fuck*ng Borger Recipe

use hands to mix in bowl:

1lb ground beef

1/3 cup (panko) breadcrumbs

1 beaten egg

1 tbsp the worchestshire sauce

1 tbsp minced garcli   

1 tbsp milk/cream

salt

round each patty into beautiful spheres. flatten slightly, like you changed your mind last minute. pan grill medium/high until however long feels right

i topped mine w/ blackberry preserves, goats cheese, chipotle mayo, & avocado. next will be experimenting w/ hot pepper jelly. also where the heck can i buy brioche buns, they’re harder to find than mythical pokemon

[coldcalzone]

You spelt Worcestershire wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THERE IS NO CORRECT SPELLING FOR WORCHESTERSHERSHITER

[2random2person]

Unfortunately, due to the fact that all of english is a mess of bullshit anyway, im going to add another t.

Worchestershershitter.

Thank you have a nice day

[catchymemes]

[genericusernamee]

Holy shit this got really funny to really sad really quick

[weatherman667]

rebump

[werewolf-cuddles]

oh my god it’s the real one. I’m so used to the stupid Skyrim edit.

[unknownknights-blog]

Ashoka could still fix it

[2random2person]

Alright. Im gonna be straight up. I dont understand the last part. From what i can understand, this is simply an alternative ending designed as a dream that the characters are somehow aware of (which is a cool ass concept btw) then it fades to black and my brain goes “????????? Oh i mnow that place he was a ghose ??????? Oh it was sad.”

Is anyone willing to help me understand that particular association? Not like, what sad is but how its triggered by said pictures? I cant *feel* some emotions (like sad), but id like to... understand some of its aspects to better help my friends who can.

Thanks

[pokiepip]

[witchling-guidence]

I support this comic, if you dont want children everyone else can shut up and keep their opinions to themselves. I want children, but that doesnt mean I am going to force you to have them too.

[tsuki-chibi]

This comic is amazing and everyone needs to read it. So many people think they can pass judgement on childfree people. My decision to never have children has absolutely no bearing on you, so please STFU.

[alienlamp]

this comic is really wonderful and if you scrolled down here to pass it, please go up and read it

[2random2person]

I want to adopt eventually but even still they scare me

[outofcontextdiscord]

[2random2person]

They really are and its wack

[radicalapollo]

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

[kaizo-ningen-deactivated2021100]

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[unyanizedcatboys]

[chronicconfusion]

I am loving the notes section

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[peatbogbodyhasmoved]

“I very proudly entered the forestry school as an 18-year-old and telling them that the reason that I wanted to study botany was because I wanted to know why asters and goldenrod looked so beautiful together. These are these amazing displays of this bright, chrome yellow and deep purple of New England aster, and they look stunning together. And the two plants so often intermingle rather than living apart from one another, and I wanted to know why that was. I thought that surely in the order and the harmony of the universe, there would be an explanation for why they looked so beautiful together. And I was told that that was not science, that if I was interested in beauty, I should go to art school. Which was really demoralizing as a freshman, but I came to understand that question wasn’t going to be answered by science, that science, as a way of knowing, explicitly sets aside our emotions, our aesthetic reactions to things. We have to analyze them as if they were just pure material, and not matter and spirit together. And, yes, as it turns out, there’s a very good biophysical explanation for why those plants grow together, so it’s a matter of aesthetics and it’s a matter of ecology. Those complimentary colors of purple and gold together, being opposites on the color wheel, they’re so vivid, they actually attract far more pollinators than if those two grew apart from one another. So each of those plants benefits by combining its beauty with the beauty of the other. And that’s a question that science can address, certainly, as well as artists. And I just think that “Why is the world so beautiful?” is a question that we all ought to be embracing.”

— Robin Wall Kimmerer, “The Intelligence of Plants”, from the podcast On Being with Krista Tippett

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

th

the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[bomberqueen17]

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

[unclevertitle]

“You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

[2random2person]

I dont mind spiders, as long asi know theyre not gonna kill me.

[ace-and-bees-deactivated2020102]

I cant believe asexuals officially own Halloween

Ace week 2020 is october 25-31st

[my-strange-attraction]

I mean our flag matches the Halloween Aesthetic™ so it’s about time tbh.

[four-or-five-or-nine]

Here y’all go, a Halloween themed ace flag I made for fun a couple days ago

[my-strange-attraction]

This. This is beautiful.

[ironwoman359]

oh yes PLEASE

[2random2person]

Actually...

[teashoesandhair]

A historical, ad verbatim list of criminal charges brought against my trash ancestor between 1884-1893

- being drunk in charge of a house and cart - feloniously stealing a bag containing 2 bushels of soot - being drunk and disorderly and refusing to quit the private premises of the Queen Inn - furiously driving a horse in St Martin Street - cruelly beating a cow with a stick - being disorderly and refusing to quit the private premises of the Black Lion Inn - failing to keep a lamp or lamps properly trimmed, lighted and attached to a cart which he was driving - using indecent language within hearing of Paradise Buildings to the annoyance of passengers there - wandering abroad and lodging in a shed in Newtown Road - wandering abroad and lodging in a shed on Red Barn Farm - wandering abroad and lodging in a barn at Canon Moor - willfully damaging a quantity of hay in a rick at Canon Moor - feloniously stealing a fur boa

[antique-scarecrow]

tag yourself i’m wandering abroad and lodging in a shed

[2random2person]

I lodged in a barn, according to mg parents. Now i get to leave my door open all i want

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

People like to quote that “every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way,” but you could just as easy argue the opposite. I’ve met many unhappy people and heard of many unhappy childhoods, and the details very, but they always feel familiar. The unkindness, the disrespect, the yelling or the stilted silences,  the absences physical or emotional, the lingering discomforts never addressed, the fear and fury and suffocation of chaotic households and anxious childhoods—I hear the same story over and over. Learn enough variations, and unhappiness becomes recognizable in every form. 

Admittedly, I have fewer experiences with happy families, so naturally I find them less familiar, the individual stories more unique. Maybe some day every such family will seem the same to me, but at the moment I’m still learning the many ways that people can make each other happy.  

Really, the original quote only serves to romanticize our dysfunction. It lets us seek comfort in the idea that the source of our unhappiness at least makes us special. But that’s not true—being part of an unhappy family alienates us, and makes us feel alone, but it also makes us very alike. 

[nowordsforthis]

“Romanticizing dysfunction” is like a whole genre of Russian literature.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know the original post was serious but i am cackling over this comment

[2random2person]

The specifics are different, but the situation is the same from a cause/effect point. The fact that people refuse to accept this is the source of the problem

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

:)

[2random2person]

FISH IS BACK

[noonlight-stims]

source

[2random2person]

I love flowers blooming

[everythingfox]

just two good bois sharing a shell together 

[2random2person]

So do they have one spime or two

[i-am-tired-duh]

Trump: I got covid 😣👊

All the Internet:

[omghotmemes]

Arrived so quickly

[2random2person]

Oof