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sapphymayeyeplease

she let me hit because i have the exact same correct interpretation of her favorite characters as her

#I got something really crazy here. nobby/greebo

salr0ka-deactivated20250623

it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

#tied to the same post

evehaze

It's fading

cottoncandylesbo

oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

jame7t

im a well behaved beetle.

jame7t

your post isnt relevant to me

#did I already compare this to vetinari. an unmoved enclosed gecko

moonandserpent

Flail earrings handmade by Moon and Serpent

bigandretired-deactivated202501

travellinganachronism

Cape. 1912, French.

House of Worth.

Source: Met Museum.

#chat what if I started a rincewind blogging experience

teathattast

radioactive-yuri

everybody in fandom could have so much more fun if they started playing around with aromantic identities more. why is it that the only time a character is headcanoned as aromantic, they're headcanoned as aroace. why is it that the only aspec microlabels ever included in headcanons are the asexual ones. there are so many characters that would be infinitely more interesting to interpret as aromantic or aro-spec. ask me about it. ask me about it

#taking my years of training in study of aro ethoslab and applying it to discworld with as many brushes as possible

incesthemes

best kind of character development is where they don't actually become better people in any sense of the word but instead just grow increasingly psychologically dependent on another person for their entire sense of self and value in the world until they define themselves utterly by their place in that other person's world

romanceyourdemons

coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

redstonedust

shrek 2 is a mostly flawless movie but i have to say its kind of hilarious that fiona even remotely goes along with charmings ruse. like shes obviously kind of suspicious of the whole thing but i think if i were her i wouldve been like. hey guys i think something fucked up my husband. im gonna take some time out on this one. im not feeling this. bye.

redstonedust

#i think she defo felt pressure from her family but also. i think if therre was a shrek 2.5 it would just be her trying to figure out#what the fuck is going on#i think if we gave her 30 more minutes she wouldve figured it out#purely based on the way she grabbed the rose from charming when they were dancing (via @/sneeg-snag)

okay hang on id kill for a shrek 2 midquel thats a entirely fiona stalking charming around the castle trying to figure out what the FUCK happened to her husband. shes got a secret conspiracy board hidden under her bed and currently 'ate a cursed apple that makes you camp' and 'traumatic brain injury' and are the best contenders.

#wait this is maskerade and carpe jugulum and witches abroad

todayiwrotenothing

nereaddict

#very rincewind rjnnswand . Tbh

onemagpie

Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe

sunflowerinanoldshoe

This is my favorite Goncharov post so far because:

1. The concept of an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE for a movie that DOESN'T EXIST is sending me into another dimension.

2. Despite appearing nonsensical, we of course are living in a world where the established Canon of Goncharov is that they do not survive everything and grow old together.

3. Of fucking course Tumblr would imagine a movie with two characters with intense homoerotic subtext, kill them violently with their love unfulfilled, and THEN create AU FAN ART WHERE THE LOVE IS FULFILLED.

And all of it fucking slaps I love this so much

onemagpie

Thank you for the great addition! I’m so glad that people get my joke hehe