RULES OF BEING ALIVE
#1 NEVER SHOW WEAKNESS #2 NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN #3 NEVER NEED ANYTHING #4 NEVER WANT ANYTHING #5 ALWAYS BE AFRAID
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RULES OF BEING ALIVE
#1 NEVER SHOW WEAKNESS #2 NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN #3 NEVER NEED ANYTHING #4 NEVER WANT ANYTHING #5 ALWAYS BE AFRAID
Patches is groceries
She’s groceries
Jill is not the snuggliest cat, so sometimes I have to be content with 'one paw on my leg while we watch TV together' as her way of showing affection
Tiny Tim, on the other hand...
... flops across me and acts like he's dying if I don't give him enough chin scritches
Shhhh...
She fell asleep 🥺
Apparently, falling asleep on my leg is becoming a real trend around here
My ankle must be a very good pillow
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I would forget to text you back in every reincarnation
if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat
sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart
We are SO sleeping on how weird prehistoric fishes are. Like our legged fish ancestors or armored placoderms like Dunkleosteus are weird in their own way but they have nothing on them
Pycnodonts: literally any body shape they want that uncanny valley except some genera that look like normal trevallies
(Rostropycnodus, Stenoprotome, Gladiopycnodus, Maraldichthys by Joshua Knüppe)
Holocephali: cartiliginous fish closely related to chimaeras, which means they are relatives to sharks.
(Traquairius agkistrocephalus, Belantsea, and Squaloraja by Stanton F. Fink, Iniopterygidae by Ray Troll)
I ve been tellin ya but ya didnt LISTEN!
Poor little nervous girl. Putting in more cat furniture has helped her a bit, but she's still very shy lately. I'm not sure how to help her, so I've decided to move the reptiles out of the spare room and turn that room into Cheza's room so she can decompress for a while and reintegrate at her own speed
Feeling physical exhaustion as a psychosomatic reaction to things that feel daunting or intimidating is such a ridiculously counterproductive thing to do. Like there's a situation that requires you to be alert and mentally present and paying attention, and your brain just goes "hey I don't wanna. I don't wanna be here. How about going unconscious instead. No fuck you we're warping out. Night night."
"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?
This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.
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me frm 2016 lookin @ me frm 2022
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BRO??????????????
u seein this shit, bedroom demon?
i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week
hyperfixation has led me places i wouldn't go with a gun. I'm browsing blogs that haven't seen the light of day since 2010