sonoluminant:
okay that makes you sound more like some kind of plant which sucks because normally i like plants but youre giving all of them a bad name just by momentarily existing in the same category im not sure how we jumped from my ass to therapy but i mean if you need help im sure theres a bubble lalonde out there somewhere who will strap you to a couch and go down the laundry list of things fucky in your head but you might be there a while not knowing when a pet name is meant to get under someones skin because they dont understand the word more than the actual word meaning the point is its a sweetner and thats been the thematic but i guess i could start calling you shit like lemondrop and see how long it takes you to figure out why i chose that everyone has a kink honey even if its just something you find aesthetically pleasing this is the internet age also?? its a meme but if you really think you can crack the strider code sure be my guest should be entertaining to watch
ii have taken 2ome tiime two viiew thii2 2iituatiion from a mature, logiical per2pectiive and ii have deciided that iit ii2 ju2t not worth my tiime
your pet name2 are riidiiculou2 you probably have 2ome weiird a22 kiink liike furry 2hiit or 2omethiing and ii hate your gut2 2o ii thiink ii can ju2t leave iit at that
oh and fuck you













