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sonoluminant:

okay that makes you sound more like some kind of plant which sucks because normally i like plants but youre giving all of them a bad name just by momentarily existing in the same category im not sure how we jumped from my ass to therapy but i mean if you need help im sure theres a bubble lalonde out there somewhere who will strap you to a couch and go down the laundry list of things fucky in your head but you might be there a while not knowing when a pet name is meant to get under someones skin because they dont understand the word more than the actual word meaning the point is its a sweetner and thats been the thematic but i guess i could start calling you shit like lemondrop and see how long it takes you to figure out why i chose that everyone has a kink honey even if its just something you find aesthetically pleasing this is the internet age also?? its a meme but if you really think you can crack the strider code sure be my guest should be entertaining to watch

ii have taken 2ome tiime two viiew thii2 2iituatiion from a mature, logiical per2pectiive and ii have deciided that iit ii2 ju2t not worth my tiime

your pet name2 are riidiiculou2 you probably have 2ome weiird a22 kiink liike furry 2hiit or 2omethiing and ii hate your gut2 2o ii thiink ii can ju2t leave iit at that

oh and fuck you

#ic #sonoluminant

sonoluminant:

if by that you mean watch me have the most fun out of anyone in the bubbles??? yeah youre right get ready to sit out in the rain there bucko oh gosh weve gone from my face to my ass that was quick i understand now why people warn you about guys on the internet really now honeypie were gonna have to work on your technique here?? but its kind of a funny coincidence because youre definitely a huge spinal crevice yourself sub point google it see now were getting into creepy territory and unfortunately babe that just isnt my kink im sorry???

oh fuck off iit2 not liike iim not a 2eadweller iill ju2t 2oak up that raiin liike iive been thiir2ty for iit baby

oh yeah 2ure n next thiing you know well be talkiin about your chiildhood trauma liike iim 2ome 2ort of pedophiiliic hate-therapii2t 2o dont even get me 2tarted

ii googled iit and ii am no clo2er to under2tandiing and iin fact a2 an in2ult iit make2 ab2olutely no 2en2e 2o you miight want two 2tep up your game fool

oh really whiich iimpliie2 you do have a kiink whiich iimpliie2 there2 at lea2t 2omethiing ii can make fun of you for whiich iimpliie2 that ii have more materiial on you than you have on me ca2e clo2ed biitch

#ic #sonoluminant #oh no iim actually quiite enjoyiing watchiing you make a fool of your2elf dont you worry

sonoluminant:

havent you ever seen beetlejuice???? if i want to be a sparkly ghost with flair im allowed and no milky fish eyes are going to stop me wow look at you waxing poetic there have you been practicing this??? is this the product of bottled up emotions there stevia leaf because it sounds like you spend a whole lot of time thinking about me while writing in your weird lil face journal :P im flattered really!! listen i know you want to watch me try to cut them off in some sort of snuff film fantasy thing youve got goin on but its kind of drastic and also now the entire chat is going to put me on mutilation watch

youre right iim not goiing two 2top you iim goiing to watch from the dii2tance a2 you make a horriible fool of your2elf.

oh ii 2ure have! iive been prepariing for 2weep2. you could almo2t 2ay iive been waiitiing my entiire liife for thii2 very moment.

you wii2h. iim pulliing 2hiit riight out of my 2piinal creviice, whiich ii2 coiinciidentally the exact piiece of anatomy that come2 two miind when ii thiink of you! al2o what the fuck ii2 a 2teviia leaf

youre riight, my only fanta2y ii2 your dii2memberment. for 2ure. iif iit help2 iin any way, ii couldnt care le22 whether you lo2e a liimb or a large, attached appendage. iin fact, whiile were at iit, you can ju2t go ahead and get riid of the re2t two!

#ic #sonoluminant #oh ye2 iim 2o jealou2 #ii wii2h II wa2 a 2quawkbea2t #then ii could fly away from thii2 me22

sonoluminant:

im still waiting for these consequences and also??? dramatic flair isnt UNnatural its just throwing a lil bit of glitter on it because whats afterlife without a bit of sparkle aw thats actually pretty creepy!!! i know im cute and all but damn glucose thats pretty serious yeah uh huh okay sure whatever you say thats definitely believable and completely better than the fact i was having troubles with an itch i couldnt reach because i have two giant fucking wings in the way!!

what2 afterliife wiithout a biit of 2parkle?? beiing dead that2 what iit ii2 get the fuckiing memo

2eriou2? nothiing ii2 2eriou2 enough for how much ii de2pi2e your very beiing, you awful creature. where would ii be wiithout beiing able to wake up every morniing and know that you wiill be here to torment me and slowly chiip away at my faiith in my fellow player2 and wiill to contiinue exii2tiing

oh no poor wriiggler had two whole wiing2 iin the way what a huge ii22ue iit2 not liike ii actually propo2ed a 2olutiion or anythiing.

#ic #sonoluminant #extra youre a fuckiing top tiier squawkbea2t who the hell2 the extra one here

sonoluminant:

dramatic flair is pretty much always necessary dont kid yourself also??? i never stopped the nickname train this thing goes nonstop and even crashing and burning in death cant hold it back so get ready to make a list here sweet n low also i mean you say that buuuut whos the one talking about fish scales in public chat again hmmm

dramatiic flaiir ii2 for the weak iif you have 2omethiing 2cathiing enough two 2ay you can deliiver iit naturally and the con2equence2 wiill follow

oh joy let me get out my favoriite notepad! iit ha2 your face on the front, riight below the word2 “thiing2 ii hate more than liife iit2elf”

excu2e you ii wa2 2peakiing of no thiing my friiend had an ii22ue that needed re2olviing and iit wa2 re2olved, thank you very much.

be2ide2 iim pretty 2ure you were the one complaiiniing about a back iitch

#ic #sonoluminant #ii cant 2ee that beiing any better.#hey excu2e you what wa2 that you were 2ayiing about dramatiic flaiir???

sonoluminant:

i can fully attest ive never tried to catch a falling object with my (wiggling fingers for emphasis) mind powers sugar

the wiiggliing of appendage2 wa2nt nece22ary

are we back two pet name2 becau2e ii can whiip up 2ome more iif youd liike, wor2t per2on ii have ever had the dii2plea2ure of knowiing.

arent you a furry or 2omethiing anyway2 becau2e arguably that2 on the 2ame level a2 forgettiing youve lo2t a major functiion of your thiinkpan

#ic #sonoluminant #ii can type iit perfectly fiine 2o that2 a per2onal problem #though ii wa2 techniically never even 2uppo2ed to have p2iioniic2 iin the fir2t place 2o ii gue22 thii2 ii2 what my liife would have been

@sonoluminant

fuck off 2trider iim 2tiill adju2tiing ii doubt you dont have ii22ue2

#you probably have more of them than ii do #ic #sonoluminant

oh 2hiit ii dropped my mug and triied two 2ave iit wiith my p2iioniic2 and iif that wa2nt the mo2t dii2appoiintiing moment of my liife ii dont know what ii2

#ic #2piittiin and hii22iin.exe #ii need a new mug

ii want two eat grub 2tiick2 but ii dont know how two acquiire them

#ic #2piittiin and hii22iin.exe

iive heard good thiing2 about paiiliing but have you heard of uphol2tery

#2piittiin and hii22iin.exe #iit2 a fun tiime con2umiing hobby