Respectablenonesense

[arsanatomica]

ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.

This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.

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[beggars-opera]

Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around

[uss-edsall]

About an hour and a half ago I felt a cat jump on my bed and settle down, curled up next to me. Ten minutes ago the cat started meowing quite a bit, and it occurred to me that this didn’t sound like the meowing from the cats I own

This... this isn’t any of my cats.

[uss-edsall]

[flushedfox]

Congrads on ur new cat!

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[deeperwells]

[a-mischief-mannaged-star]

Felt like that when I found out

[alphashrooms-deactivated2021022]

While verifying this I found out that Chelsea Peretti’s brother, Jonah Peretti, is the CEO of Buzzfeed

[raviposting]

Okay apparently he also is a cofounder of The Huffington Post and created the concept of reblogging/retweeting  which is really not where I saw this post going 

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

A Straight: I didn’t know you were gay.

Me: I didn’t know you were straight.

A Straight:

Me:

[petello993]

[coat]

Decadence

[the-dark-lords-sister]

Translation from turkish: he’s loves the wash. He’s famous around here , don’t you know him? He’s always here he loves it.

[catchymemes]

[omnomnominator]

[unimpressedcats]

when your leg turns against you

[breatheghost]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

[starsofmirkwood]

[mimikyukyu]

[femalerappers]

[pangur-and-grim]

previously undisclosed lore:

back when I took Wednesday to my family’s place for the holidays, Marmaduke developed an unrequited (and, in fact, violently rejected) crush on Wednesday.

his strategy was slowly, arthritically following him about until Wednesday grew tired & lay down, at which point Marm would SPRINT over & try to squish in as close to him as possible. basically if ‘It Follows’ were a buddy flick

[pangur-and-grim]

it has begun again!

this poor old man “chased” Wednesday under a chair

[pangur-and-grim]

poor Wednesday is the capybara of cats - gentle giants keep pursuing him in hopes of friendship!

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m so sorry Wednesday

[hitmewithcute]

A chipmunk napping on my grandmother’s cat

[fruitsgardens]

this looks so warm and good I wish I was that chipmunk right now

[bloodelfmage-deactivated2021041]

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[violentemme]

Cosmic language

[lavenderfables]

Let’s all be honest, every last one of us wants to stand in the mouth of a dark cave holding a flicking torch in one hand and a sword in the other.

[laughing-thrush]

Mom tried to call her inside but she was enjoying her pot of dirt

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

One day I hope to feel the Pure Joy this cat feels in her pot

[capturingfandoms]

There. See? At least the boy has a sense of propriety.

[counterpunches]

#PHEW and suddenly it’s 2003 again and there will never be anything more swoonworthy

[automatic-caution-door]

[whoopsiedoodle]

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently