Eternal peace is probably overated.

Indie klaus hargreeves rp. written and loved by shelly.

[30daychip]

[[just got back from endgame, nothing is okay. I’ll be in and out on my tony blog probably and will get to things here tomorrow ]]

[30daychip]

‘My four poster bed is your four poster bed’

[[meme]]

“Can we get some of those romantic curtain things, keep the nosey people out?” Klaus chuckled, grinning bright before falling back into said bed. Patting the space beside him. “Have I told you you’re stupid cute today?” Klaus stretched, rolling onto his stomach kicking his knees up.

“I’m loving the whole old man sweater thing-- I’d love it more if you were over here keeping me toasty, though.”

[lodgingness]

CRINGEY RIVERDALE SENTENCES STARTERS

“ i’m so tired of the toxic masculinity in this hallway! “

“  im coocoo bananas for you, obvi   “

“  looking extremely dilfy today “

“ there’s always room for one more kitty in my litter box ”

“  you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football “

“ i might have to punish you “

“ real friends don’t kiss each others boyfriends ”

“ because we’re endgame ”

“ we’re gonna be a ship ”

“He OD’d on Jingle Jangle.”

“In case you haven’t noticed. I’m weird. “

“ I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. “

“ I don’t want to fit in. “

“ Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? “

“ That’s weird.”

“ The serpent queen is a warrior queen “

“I’d recognize those abs anywhere ”  

“ SHUT THE HELL UP IMPOSTER! “

“  lets show ____ how poisonous we pretties can be “

“  we can dominate too, ____ “

” Our parents are so triggered that we are playing this game “

” She’s an enemy of the serpent state! “

“ Thank God and Gucci ”

” No one invited fascist barbie to the party “

“ the other guy told me he’s impressed by my Fizzle Rocks sales “

“ I survived a bear attack,  ___ “

“ all i’m doing is pointing out that ___ can’t do anything right. even be a serial killer. “

“ drop the butter knife, bitch! “

“ follow me, your Gryphon Queen! “

“ on your feet, soldier boys! we’re going to war”

“ we’re just working on our murder board “

“ oh, men and their dellusions. why do they do anything? “

“ hope those nuns in jail don’t crack under pressure and start talking about how you were their candy man. “

“ luckily, i was able to get my archery set and hunting cape. “

“ thank you for mansplaining my business to me “

“ Faux-lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994 “

“ can i get some more … game enhancement? “

“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”

“Hands off, goblin.”

“Be the Jay to my Bey?”

“I’m gonna make my bones with you… “

“The Pembrook is a fortress and Andre is trained in the martial arts“

“sorry, Daddykins, but this is going to hurt you way more than it will hurt me”

“____ is like Dracula, snapping up properties from all over Riverdale to expand his empire and FEED.”

‘My four poster bed is your four poster bed’

‘MY VIXENS HAVE FALLEN. “

“This psycho bitch.”

“You’ve got some pretty big coconuts pulling that kind of stunt last night.”

“I was attacked by a bear.”

“You’ve given me the kiss of life _____  Now I’ve given it to your dad.”

“what are you going to do? handcuff me?”

FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE!

[30daychip]

mindthevoices‌:

Diego let out a disgruntled sigh and rolled his eyes again at Klaus’ tirade. “Yeah, well, maybe we just hate seeing you continue to poison yourself with that junk.” Diego had never, and would never touch drugs. Maybe the occasional alcohol but never more than one glass in a single sitting.

“Sure, I’ll get you something to drink. How about some water to help clear out your system.” He didn’t exactly give his brother a chance to reply before he was headed off to the kitchen for a bottle of cold water. It didn’t take him long before he was back with it, either.

“Here. One for you, and one for me.” He opened both, sitting Klaus’ down next to him. “It’ll do you some good, and then you can go back to drinking whatever else you want to.”

“In fact, you drink that whole bottle of water and I’ll lay off your case for the next two weeks. Sound fair?”

“And yet- nobody does a thing about it. Cheers.” He held up the sandwich in some sort of toast before taking a bite and chewing it down. He’d been in and out of rehab so many times he had a whole entire box of those fucking chips. Too bad they had no pawn value, or he’d be a rich man.

Klaus rolled his eyes, took the bottle of water without a fuss and drank away. It wasn’t as if all he drank was alcohol. Though of course his brother would think so little of him; to his credit, at least Diego was doing something other than scowling at what a shit person he was for poisoning his body. The last thing he had to eat before now was somebody else’s remaining breakfast at the diner.

“Maybe you should have been number one.” Klaus muttered, halfway through his sandwich. Eyes flitting to Diego before settling back on the table in front of them. “Luther wasn’t the best leader. And to be honest, his power is kind of boring.“

[30daychip]

You looked like you needed one

[[meme]]

He sighed, not pulling away from her but actually sagging against the touch. The only person who offered him such things had been his mother– and she wasn’t even human. Sure there had been late night hook ups, flings that ended as fast as they began and if he was lucky enough to pocket some cash or something better… so be it.

“Thank you.” Klaus let his fingers curl gently in the back of her shirt, hastily wiping his face of any trace of tears. “Thank you, I guess I did need that.”

[platonicrpmemes]

Send “You looked like you needed one” to give my muse a hug.

Or “I needed that” for my muse to give one to yours.

[30daychip]

hecarried‌:

     “ … i  actually  still  don’t  know  what  that  means.    i was too scared to ask. “

“Even me?” Klaus gave out a soft laugh, setting down the bottle of brandy he was currently nursing on the floor. “C’mon now, Dave, It’s me, I won’t laugh- promise.”

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the-best-toys‌:

@30daychip || Continued from [x]

Klaus was a newcomer to their little group – an absolute delight of a person that Cal had picked up…well…she wasn’t really sure where Cal had picked him up. But as Klaus had abilities and Cal’s mom was Deputy Headmistress of the leading (and only) school for mutants, she guessed it had something to do with that. 

Mira had loved him the moment she laid eyes on him and the fact that he could party just as hard (if not harder) than any of them only served to endear him more. Especially as he always seemed to be carrying. 

Like tonight. With the molly coursing through their veins, the world was a shiny shiny place. So shiny, that tripping over one’s own feet was waaaaay too easy. Even easier when she was in heels as high as hers.

Thankfully a scraped leg was never really hospital worthy. And the kiss really did make everything better. With a smile, Mira bent over and kissed the top of Klaus’s head. “My hero. You know what else makes everything all better? Cheese fries. Shall we find a diner?”

Sure, he’d met Cal’s mother and all, checked out her little school, but sadly, his father had helped him drive his own abilities into submission via drugs and alcohol at the rip young age of fourteen. Cal had been a bit of fun, and the prospect of new friends that wouldn’t judge him like his family had-- well, how could he refuse a good time as all that.

The Stark girl was young, pretty. Too wild for her own good and surely Daddy would have his head for breakfast if he ever caught wind he had been a supplier in her evening escapades. But she was also fun.

“Oh--“ A hand went over his heart, features sinking into a hearty smile; a girl that was down for a good time and good food. It didn’t get much better than that. Well, maybe her never ending pockets that would certainly come in handy when he needed a fix.

“And eggs? It’s almost breakfast time, right? I could go for some eggs-- bacon-- toast--- Yeah. Yeah, lets find food.”

[remanence-of-love]

[scotchymemes]

Castlevania Season One Sentence Starters

Don’t mistake me for a witch, everyone out there already does that! What have you to trade for my knowledge? Perhaps I could help you relearn some manners. They won’t be superstitious if they learn how the world really works. Don’t hurt them, they don’t understand! If you would love me as a man, then live as a man. Pack and go, and do not look back. I grieve with you, but I won’t let you commit genocide. Kill for my love. Kill for the only true love I’ve ever known! Hit ‘em with a shovel! You haven’t got your shovel. I used to fight fucking vampires! Would you please leave my testicles alone? I hope you all bleed out, through your arses! The last stop between me and starvation.  The next stop’s fourty bloody miles away. No one’s getting in, and no one’s getting out. God forbid anyone you warn someone before you empty your shit pot. Never thought I’d climb through a shit pipe in persuit of breakfast. I warned you, you can’t say I didn’t warn you! Will killing an old man make you feel less scared about the dark? Last warning, this will get nasty. History is a living thing, paper is dead. It’s not dying that frightens us, it’s living without ever having tried our best. God shits on my dinner once again. I could pee in a bucket and tell him it’s beer. I don’t think I’m allowed into churches. If I enter the church and catch fire or something, it’s your fault. I’ve brought you here to answer some questions, not ask them. You will leave before sundown, or you will not see the morning. By the way, you’re all going to die. Does someone run away when someone tells lies about them? Although battles are won and lost, there is a larger war at stake. You’re a wreck, you stink, you can barely keep your eyes open. Please, this isn’t a bar fight. Have some class. Killing you was the point, living through it is just a luxury.

[hexbaiting]

robert sheehan - hunger tv (part one)

[30daychip]

“i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.”

[[meme]]

“But WILL it though?” Klaus clicked his tongue against his teeth, hand going over his eyes and whining loudly. No, no, no, no, surely someone would blame him  for this. The pills he had been sharing with her all night didn’t help the situation any and surely her poor leg was just going to rot off below the knee because hospitals and drugs and her last name was not a combination he wanted to be mixed up in.

“Oh, shut up, it is so that bad,” he whispered to Ben from the corner of his mouth, straightening before Mira and with a heartfelt hand over his chest, he knelt and pressed clumsy lips to the road rash on her knee. “There.” Proudly stated when he lifted his head, all smiles and blown pupils and a giggle as he plopped down on the bench seat next to her. “All better, fixed it up just like mom does.”

[captain-flint]

Beautiful.

[sandcvstles]

hurt meme.

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

“i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 

"it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

[andermuunoz]

☕

[rahullkohli]

the pants !!! i also think those a glittered flipflops so

[andhungry]

hadestown lyric sentence starters.

❝  flood will get you if the fire don’t.  ❞

❝  there ain’t a thing that you can do.  ❞

❝  it’s an old song.  ❞

❝  i’m the man who’s gonna marry you.  ❞

❝  i also play the lyre.  ❞

❝  i’ve met too many men like you.  ❞

❝  see the world? i’ll make it beautiful for you.  ❞

❝  are you always this confident?  ❞

❝  when you look at me, what do you see?  ❞

❝  lover tell me, if you can, who’s gonna buy the wedding bands?  ❞

❝  the sun is hot, so am i.  ❞

❝  i’m as free as a honeybee.  ❞

❝  what we have, we have to share.  ❞

❝  i’ll give you a song for free, ‘cuz that’s how life oughta be.  ❞

❝  he could make you see how the world could be, in spite of the way that it is.  ❞

❝  i was alone so long i didn’t even know that i was lonely.  ❞

❝  this is how it’s always been.  ❞

❝  all i’ve ever known is how to hold my own.  ❞

❝  i wanna hold you.  ❞

❝  takes a lot of medicine to make it through the wintertime.  ❞

❝  everybody’s hungry, everybody’s tired.  ❞

❝  kinda makes you wonder how it feels.  ❞

❝  if you wanna keep your head, you gotta keep your head low.  ❞

❝  in the coldest time of year, why is it so hot down here?  ❞

❝  it ain’t right and it ain’t natural.  ❞

❝  i recall there was a time we were happy, you and i.  ❞

❝  everything i do, i do it for the love of you.  ❞

❝  if you don’t even want my love, i’ll give it to someone who does.  ❞

❝  hey, little songbird, gimme a song.  ❞

❝  i wanna lie down forever.  ❞

❝  weren’t we birds of a feather?  ❞

❝  help yourself, to hell with the rest. even the one who loves you best.  ❞

❝  ain’t nobody but yourself to trust.  ❞

❝  aim for the heart, shoot to kill. if you don’t do it then the other one will.  ❞

❝  cast your eyes to heaven, you get a knife in the back.  ❞

❝  wouldn’t you have done the same?  ❞

❝  wait for me, i’m coming with you.  ❞

❝  when’s the last time you saw the sky?  ❞

❝  wipe away your tears.  ❞

❝  you sell your soul, you get your due.  ❞

❝  but don’t you see? it’s different with me.  ❞

❝  there must be some mistake!  ❞

❝  it was a mistake, alright. and now you gotta pay for it, for the rest of your life.  ❞

❝  a lot can happen behind closed doors.  ❞

❝  is anybody listening?  ❞

❝  nothing can wake me now.  ❞

❝  why are you getting on your knees?  ❞

❝  i’m asking you to marry me. marry me, say ‘i do’. i came all this way to ask you to.  ❞

❝  the two of us, you and me. that’s how it would have been, if the world was different.  ❞

❝  it ain’t no use; you’re bound to lose.  ❞

❝  is it true what they say?  ❞

❝  how long have we been married?  ❞

❝  i don’t mind if you look at other girls now and then.  ❞

❝  how does the sun even fit in the sky?  ❞

❝  love is not a gilded cage.  ❞

❝  soldier on and then the war will bring us peace.  ❞

❝  the heart of a man is a simple one.  ❞

❝  gotta think quick, gotta save face.  ❞

❝  what you gonna do now?  ❞

❝  men are fools, men are frail. give them the rope and they’ll hang themselves.  ❞

❝  with his kiss, the riot starts.  ❞

❝  you said that you would stay with me.  ❞

❝  can’t promise you fair sky above. can’t promise you kind road below. but i’ll walk with you, my love, any way the wind blows.  ❞

❝  just keep singing.  ❞

❝  the coldest night of the coldest year comes right before the spring.  ❞

❝  doubt comes in and my heart falters.  ❞

❝  you’re early.  ❞

❝  i missed you.  ❞

❝  pour the wine and raise a cup.  ❞