314LiquidDave

Another Dave of Houston. Also, RadagasttheBrownie. My word, I have a lot of names.

[official-creepypasta]

[obviousplant]

Pool shapes.

[larstheyeti]

New plushie at theAwkwardStore.com!

[ostolero]

I can use excel and the toilet

[ostolero]

spreadcheeks

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[cuteanimalsgifspics]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Player at the start of a fight: I bring out the holy symbols I’ve been collecting from all the other cultists we’ve killed and start shaking them in front of me.

DM: Alright, then the first cultist is gonna strike at you… and he rolls a one. It’s like you’re jangling car keys to distract an infant; he’s entranced.

Player: Cool! I’m gonna hit him!…. and I rolled a one.

DM: Oh my God… OK, in a strange turn of events, you manage to distract YOURSELF with the jangling symbols. You and the cultist have a bonding experience.

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Dogs on the 4th

[cuteanimalsgifspics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Help. (via olliepots)

[sodom-hussein]

[prof-learmounth]

Ho Ho hold on a minute

[westcoast-el]

😂

[beastfeet]

➾ Happy Weddell Seal

[delicatuscii-wasbella102]

[namazu9p-nukomamire]

疲れた時に見るといいGIF

[sixpenceee]

This microwave demands a sacrifice.

Source: GoddamnCommie

[jackiereblogsthis-deactivated20]

All hail the microwave

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[apolonisaphrodisia]

Viva R'lyeh! artist - Alan Pollack

[corgiaddict]

Looking dignified…