died on a hill called "Dark souls 2 sotfs"

I also once swallowed a bug after watching the emoji movie (CURSED MOVIE)

[memewhore]

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[humanfist]

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[tredlocity]

[tredlocity]

[maxknightley]

so many games on steam next fest look like Homestar Runner bits

[maxknightley]

Prisan Brevker: Prepare For Ruthless Bouncing

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[jantesika]

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

[homunculus-argument]

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

[bogleech]

Humanoid robots, generative ai "girlfriend" simulations and realistic sex dolls all exist so WHERE are all the stories already where tech ceo's rush into this new frontier and get their dicks twisted off???

[dailycatsblog]

[angelofdarknessmp3]

[wolfydawolfli]

You LIED to me

[voidic-reblogs]

Hey, op? Fuck you.

[angelofdarknessmp3]

grow up

[deerspace9]

I like this witch cat finding game, very cute. However I think it would be improved if it was instead about a detective with a severe substance addiction who is supposed to somehow solve a murder

[drchucktingle]

wow

[maidthings]

happy winter solstice

[maidthings]

Southern Hemisphere - Wikipedia

[virtualgirladvance]

[ratboy-tummy-deactivated2026022]

This is still the funniest thing to come out of Bugsnax

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

[confuseddragons]

@catholicwaifu

[toxicmp3]

he had to ask the audience