[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[mysillycomics]

Hell Song

[a-book-of-creatures]

Just introduced my fiancee to this masterpiece and watched her expression cycle through all 5 stages of grief in rapid succession

[bogleech]

[c-rowlesdraws]

[cat-mermaid]

If you didn’t click play on that video before reading this, and are considering scrolling back up to listen while thinking “it can’t be that bad”, i invite you to think up the worst possible song your brain can muster

now stop

fool

you’re actually thinking up a song, stop that

now imagine: think of what a loud (but not yelling) 8 year old would word salad while pressing all the keys on a demo synthesizer keyboard at circuit city in the year 1994

now imagine a witch kisses that child on the top of their little head, and that child magically transforms into a perfect genetic copy of 38 year old Paul McCartney

….and keeps singing and going ham on that keyboard like nothing just happened

now you are ready

listen to the song

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[lierabee]

awawa

[ladyofspoons]

me n the other echolalia girlies in the discord vc

[dreadwedge]

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[surskip]

this is killing me it's so cute

[sunnysatori]

@funnier-when-objectum

[the-silliest-stiltwalker]

[zegalba]

Kelly Rowland Texting Nelly Via Microsoft Excel And Then Getting Annoyed When He Doesn’t Text Back (2002)

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

[evilscientist3]

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

[beardedmrbean]

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[feralratbitesu]

harnessed this things essence lol and all that he once was is now redused to this. kept his husk alive just bc i was bored lol

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry