343_GuiltyFart

| any pronouns | 19 | adhd/autistic | genderfluid warrior | chronically online | multifandom | metalhead | single asf | interests: halo, marvel, death stranding, csm, marathon, elder scrolls, hannibal, alien, + more lol

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felt self destructive so i downloaded hinge

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hey guys heads up

4th july is gonna be the 10th anniversary of Juno entering orbit around Jupiter!!!!!!!!! whos excited!!!!!!!!! def me!!!!!!!!!!!! reblog this and get the word out 2 other space enthusiasts so we can partyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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being ugly is it's own kind of hell bc wdym i made myself in the sims and then started crying and feeling dysmorphic

[selenevassos]

marathon yuri coming right up

[bloodgulchblog]

halo fans in 2006 were fighting the weirdest battles you never heard of

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they should add Ranked to Tumblr

example: this is my rank up post. I'm now in diamond 2

[monitorchakas]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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every time this debate gets brought up i laugh because the forerunner lore is one of the coolest parts of the series and some chuds just want to wipe it all away just bc they have a grudge against game studio leadership from 14 years ago and because their Lord and Savior Marty (who is a complete douchebag on many levels) said it was canon (it was only ever a concept for Halo 2)

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the urge to cosplay Gambit AND Rogue (tfw no rogue/genderbend gambit gf to match with)

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the story of marathon is literally about being genderqueer and i am not elaborating.

[captainautismo]

It appears that halo 2 consists of doing action hero shit with the chief through lush and wondrous environments and then hard cutting to the arbiter running through actual Hell

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there are a few reasons why Halo 2 is my favorite game of all time

[legojackmanz]

When they made the metal gear rising revengance soundtrack they made sure to include directional audio of my family yelling my name

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the new marathon season looks sick but scary so i imagine my roommate will hear me screaming for dear life on dire marsh tomorrow night

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when you reach the asexual part of the lock-in

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peanut butter marshmallow banana sandwich

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hate school just want to drink alcohol and goon and play halo on the xbox and eat cheeseburger

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i genuinely need this skin so bad already like bro ive been maining Peni for a few months now bc mecha power fantasy lolol and this is literally just Gundam

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seeing new mortal kombat movie tomorrow. word on the street is omni-man and xenomorphs have cameos. will report back.

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someone fucking lied to me