welcome to the night side!!!! :]

she/he/they/it/xe/idgaf just do anything lol. actually dont know my gender nor do ireally care me thinks. but transmasc anyways bi-racial, zebra (black n white) when u hear hoofbeats think horses not zebras i like science SO SO SO MUCH!!!! :3 it's my entire life basically. so stuff like biology, chemistry, astronomy/astrophysics, ykwim :] also think i have ASD (autism spectrum disorder) anyways this is the night siders' leader. hope u enjoy ur stay here :]

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[fleshengine]

me when I haven't been around the block

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i hope im not beating a dead horse or forgetting to address any elephants in the room

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i want to make out aggressively with Spirit but in a very platonic way bc i love her but not in a romance or "eueghgheheh i wanna fuck u" kinda way. i NEED a trip to Mars and a lasso and a few other friends with me so i can rescue her and take her to my house and she can live with me forever

[ladycapulets]

EVERYTHING SINGS, Aisha S.

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hey guys heads up

4th july is gonna be the 10th anniversary of Juno entering orbit around Jupiter!!!!!!!!! whos excited!!!!!!!!! def me!!!!!!!!!!!! reblog this and get the word out 2 other space enthusiasts so we can partyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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reblohhing it for myself to help bc theres no shame in that!!!

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[blue-decimal]

bad news chat.

so basically my family (the adults) call me Kekeli (i think thats how u spell it.) it means "light" as in the shit thatbehaves like a wave and a particle. and. y'know who eats light. organisms that photosynthesise. and solar-powered... anything. and also. Necrozma. the fucking pokémon. WHO I SAW NOT ONE, BUT TWO OF IN A DREAM I HAD!? THESE GUYS ARE OUT TO GET ME PLEASE IM NOT A PHOTON DONT ABSORB ME I HAVE NO "NUTRITIONAL" VALUE IM A LIVING ORGANISM

this is why im never going to Hawai'i btw. i dont want Necrozma snatching me and taking me to some goofy-ass dimension that they live in.

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there are WAYYYYY too many folks out there that want Parker Solar Probe to be named "Icarus." that's like telling the poor guy to kill themself. thats not nice :[ u dont want them to die, do u?

just an issue i have with people. you'd be condemning the poor probe to a horrible fiery miserably hot death, idiots. heat stroke but billions of times worse. and you're alive feeling that crap.

[blue-decimal]

"giddy up horsey!!" and it's fucking Curiosity whom i stole from Mars.

"hey blue i dont think thats a horse"

"well you only think that because you beat yours until it didnt look like one!! and you're still doing it!!"

"oh. you're right im sorry"

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just got done kicking Sojourner's butt. wasnt too hard tbh. i apologised bc i felt bad after.

Spirit you're next. better sleep with one eye open/ref

[blue-decimal]

ok i beat Spirit and Opportunity. it was leagues harder bc y'know. they're kinda huge. but also hella slow (movement-wise, they're very calculated) so it wasn't too bad.

ughhhhhh now i have to fight THE BIG GIRLS. aka Curiosity and Perseverance. i might be fried because. um have you SEEN THE SIZE OF THEM?!? oh and also im gonna go after Ingenuity because. well she came with Percy i see no reason not to.

Matt Damon is last. he's getting the worst of it

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oh and if im feeling it im gonna go after New Horizons and Voyager 1.

[blue-decimal]

i fucking won

they were too slow to do anything 😂✌🏼so it was.... actually fucking hard i had a broken foot (it got better tho dw) and they have .LASERS DID YOU GUYS FORGET ABOUT THE LASERS THAT PERCY AND CURI HAVE THAT SHIT HURTS DUDE. oh and also they're NOT in our range of light we can see so i was being hit with INVISIBLE LASERS!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!! but i won bc i was very persistent. :p

oh and also Matt just ran away the instant he saw me bc. he'd seen me kicking ass apparently?? and was scared i was gonna kick his ass too so. i meani still beat him up NO ONE ESCAPES ME i won chat.

New Horizons and Voyager 1, you guys are next bitchhhh

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straight up ass-butt-booty naked on the toilet rn bc clothes on toilet/in bathroom = they dirty ewwwwwww

ok i feel dirty rn after writing that EMERGENCY SHOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRR🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💧💧💧💧💧💦💦💦🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💧💦💦💦💦💦💦💧💧💧💧💧🌊🌊💧🌊💦🌊💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💦💧🌊💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💦💧💦💦💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧

yeah even the thought of wearing clothes while shitting makes me feel gross.

autism probably? idfkkkkkk

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

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i love them 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 but they're killing me idkkkkk what is halpening nymoreeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 its ok i'll yust kidnap all of them and they live with me🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🤠 so i dont suffre enymore 🥹🥹🥹🥹 yesh thats the solution gurllllll you go steal some fucking spacecraft lik,,,, all of them and they're all urs🥹🥹🥹🥹👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 and and and you can be,,,, friends with them,,, eheheggggcffgghhhhhhh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

im insane if u coukdnt tell by now

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[homunculus-argument]

People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."

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my mom with 5 crotch goblins in the same territory(i am one of them) why'd you have 5? what, you thought they'd be lonely and need partners? lmao yeah but we all ball tho.

also hello carbonated water + milk powder person hows your day been

[byjove]

I stand by my more terminally ill female mcs in romance stance. do dying women not deserve to fall in love with a hockey player single dad too? is the baddie with consumption not allowed to fuck the brooding regency era widower? why does everything have to be happily ever after? why can’t it be happy now, at the end?

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consumption mentioned. im telling John Green

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hey guys do you think i could romance Perseverance (the rover)

YEAHHHH YOU HAVE UNLIMITED RIZZ!!!!

yeah sure you could do it

idk

maybe. try your best ok

nooo no way brochacho

HELL NAH YOU HAVE NO CHARISMA AND/OR INTERESTING ASPECTS!!!

what the fuck

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