saw-pit of mouth, charnel of maw

salome ~ she/her 18+ sometimes. rpf sometimes ao3 @ threesixsix

[366kmph]

regular reminder that this is a sideblog so if you think we are mutuals we probably are even if tumblr isnt telling you that lmao

[valentin1k]

anyways fermin was on that boat w the owner (ceo? idk) of scalpers who do sponsor him so it makes sense but like. is "come hang out on a boat in ibiza with me" part of the sponsorship contract. fermin blink if you need help.

[multiseb21]

fermin: I’m like dropping hints to valentino that I fuck older men just in case he’s ever interested

fermin cuddled up with a much older man on a yacht who is posting stories saying he behaves so well: I fuck older men btw

[366kmph]

the instagram story from the old man fermin was hanging out on a yacht with yesterday showing fermin climbing out of the water in just swimming trunks captioned, "he behaves so well"

[366kmph]

[366kmph]

the instagram story from the old man fermin was hanging out on a yacht with yesterday showing fermin climbing out of the water in just swimming trunks captioned, "he behaves so well"

[doesthishavetobegood]

marc petting 9 year old pedro like you would pet a small animal (and also giving him a medal)

[telecommunikate]

casey casually dropping that he had spinal fusion and disc replacement surgery three months ago for an injury from 2003 is so goddamn casey

[telecommunikate]

"what's surprised me most is realising that even when i thought my back felt "good" before, i was still living in constant pain. it's only now that i've experienced what having no back pain feels like"

[teamaspar]

rpf is fine and ethical its being personally attracted to an athlete thats reprehensible

[teamaspar]

[hairpinturnn]

...and what are your earliest recollections of being on a motorcycle?

To be honest, I've struggled with my memory in recent times, so most of my memories come from home videos or pictures. I don't have any- I've really had some health issues in these last years and I'm struggling a lot with memory and things like that. So I don't have any first memory of being on a bike; it all comes from what i see on photos. I don't remember passion, I don't remember a feeling or an excitement. Anything like that. It all just goes back off what everyone else can see. And i roughly knew what it was like at the time.

— casey stoner on the rusty's garage podcast

[jellie-sto-helit]

something about a slutty-looking fermín surrounded by old men

[strawbunni-shortcake]

does ana want another dog, asking for myself

[366kmph]

now why is pol posting um

[fabioquartararhoe]

oh no, anyway

[foxface-346]

Well that’s certainly a choice of thumbnails.

[valentin1k]

god's plan, my path // god has a plan

[366kmph]

not a fan of the way that "why do i do this to myself" is like top question of my life

[valentin1k]

what if there was a guy and he was your friend but also an idol and mentor but also your manager but also kind of a personal trainer and he low key managed every aspect of your life. and maybe was also your landlord. this is (potentially) happening right now to my close personal friend dani holgado.