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my hoes are 200 years old

just one more post and i'll go to bed for real. oksy who on the grid do you think could do the full kenzie clam slam, and why is jorge lorenzo the only correct answer?

#jl99 #my guy was busting his pussy wide open on the starting grid for god and nick harris to see week in and week out like it was nothing #with his tits out too

etraytin

Today’s Best Reddit Exchange

wifehaver103947

thank you guys for playing blogs with me

rosquez meet ugly where they get double booked to dj the same wedding and both end up bailing early to go fuck in the bathroom

#rosquez #inspiring: young austic 24 year old child takes over and does a great set that she ends with coming out as trans after the other two djs #that were paid to be there bailed halfway through

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

#they tried this with marc but they only gave him one 💔

poliddies big enough to nurse a world champion on

#pe44 #big mommy milkers from day One. he was built to be a mother (in an age gap relationship with a much younger man because he's a real milf)

charl0ttan

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

charl0ttan

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