:/

[musinggemini]

i believe in hate at first sight

[heroesnewday]

Also known as a Buster.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Don’t even talk to me unless you’re wearing this shirt

[officialunitedstates]

rich folk: flying cars, tesla, macintosh computers

[theres-a-wolf-at-the-door]

What do poor folk have?

[officialunitedstates]

good chairs, cheddar cheese, ipod shuffle

[danisnotonfires]

[clawsou-deactivated20181209]

K-2SOs can cause major distraction for the Imperial army.

(Easter egg on the locker door!)

Latest updates are on my twitter!

[gokuma]

- To Transformers fandom, with love

[lampfaced]

I am willing to bet money that this was partly inspired by some of the concept art in the Art of Rogue One book

[paxiprime]

I…..

[slimetony]

[theunsentproject]

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

some of you asked for the picture so here it is

[thatsthat24]

And people say chemistry isn’t fascinating

[iamthebestby2ne1]

and they were roommates

[melongorl]

oh my god they were roommates

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via davicduffie)

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[prokopetz]

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

[hollowedskin]

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back

They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them

The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them

A flower fell off the potted plant

The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it

One of them lost their bandana

The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her

The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

[dennys]

Infamous sign changer Egg Daddy is at it again, this time altering the famed Hollywood sign.

[01101010-01100100]

hows the gaming, gamers?

[soaprock-deactivated20170214]

im depressed

[galpalkirk]

some relatable numbers from Carrie Fisher

“unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings”

“I have at least 14 bad angles”

“If Harrison was unable to see that I had feelings for him (at least five, but sometimes as many as seven)…”

[powerarmor]

about a year ago i read that capybaras can briefly run as fast as horses and no revelation since has shaken me as much. i can’t get rid of the thought of the world’s largest rodent barreling at you at the speed of a horse. it’s so sinister

[mostmodernist-deactivated201708]

in all seriousness I read this and thought “good thing capybaras aren’t real” before realizing that I was, in fact, thinking of chupacabras

[fuckyeahdementia]