[konoko]

[auckie]

My parents just switched me from wet to dry food and it’s fucking ruining my life

[mapsontheweb]

US states where it’s legal to own a racoon

[nitrosplicer]

if this happened to me I would simply be fine with it

[mr-styles]

Harry Styles x Gucci HA HA HA

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

When you become 20 something, you have to forgive yourself or you will never grow up. You have to forgive yourself for everything and learn from it.

[utopians]

nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years

[utopians]

sorry professor I'm going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down

[flowerytale]

Margaret Atwood, from “Late Poems”, Dearly

[typewriter-worries]

[ Text ID: These are the late poems. / Most poems are late / of course: too late, / like a letter sent by a sailor / that arrives after he’s drowned. ] 

[girlmuppet]

[geniusoflove]

people are the most interesting thing in the world im obsessed w everyones weird habits and funny stories. the average person is so fucked up that its funny. like no one on earth is normal n u should make it ur job to see why

[indieuh]

[funnytwittertweets]

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[fleetwoodsushi]

Harry you funky little bitch I love you

[memewhore]

[the-rattking]

[tricky2luv]

 love when I become obsessed with a song to the point where listening to it feels like healing my psychological wounds 

[thegoodvybe]

“I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it.”

— Winona Ryder (via thegoodvybe)