May 23, 2023
it appears a tiger is going to attack you. what do you do?
assume battle stance
call a cab
soothe it into submission with the majesty of dance
try to persuade it with a copy of Lost (2004): The Complete Series dvd boxset
load another round into your Nerf DinoSquad Raptor-Slash Dart Blaster
let it happen. after all, you've lived a good(ish) life
sob, soil yourself, sob more
run, fast, leaving a life-sized silhouette cloud of yourself in your wake
other
Voting ended onMay 29, 2023
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