IT’S CALLED COMEDY, OKAY?! LOLOL OMGGGGGGG!!!! :::)))))))
i’m writing this article in notepad. that’s how serious this is.
i like notepad because it doesn’t make me capitalize my shit, and that’s what i’m into, and who do you think you are, word processor, to tell me which words i have to make bigger than the others.
there will probably be things spelled incorrectly in this document, as well. notepad, to my knowledge, doesn’t have spell check. qzrrrd. nope, definitely doesn’t. i spelled definitely correctly. TAKE THAT, PEOPLE WHO CAN’T SPELL DEFINITELY!
i hate being told what to do. i mean, i like being told what to do, kind of. i’m a rule follower, in the grander sense of things. i’m not a criminal of any kind - except for stealing your heart, girl - HAHA, TAKE THAT, PEOPLE WHO CAN’T SPELL EXCEPT!
but i hate being told what to do when the people who are trying to tell me what to do are bags of dicks. because then they’re all like “go do these bags of dicks things and believe these bags of dicks things,” and i’m all, “no. you take your bags of dicks right out of here.” and then i get in trouble for treating these bags of dicks like they’re bags of dicks.
DO YOU GET IT? BECAUSE I’M A LESBIAN. IT’S CALLED COMEDY.
whatthefuckever. fuck these people who are bags of dicks or faggots or dykes or mustard or qzrrrd or whichever noun, verb or adjective is most insulting to you at this very moment, fuck whatever that is.
just be a good person. and don’t call people faggots or dykes. in case you do, and in that case, call people faggots or dykes. i really don’t care. although the words you choose to use are an expression of your character, they’re usage is subjective, just like pretty much anything else.
people are all up in arms about lena dunham’s character on “girls,” hannah, playing naked ping-pong with a handsome 42-year-old doctor she was banging during the last episode. WHOOPSIE!!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLL!!!!! ::)));;00
i fucking hate people who write like that. i mean, i don’t hate them as a person, but i kind of do hate them as a person. because this is an expression of their character, and they choose for their character to be an idiot dumb dumb who shouldn’t be alone around machinery or small children. or this person has some sort of nerve disorder which causes him or her to spasm and mash the same key a number of times. and in that case, i apologize. i don’t hate you, and i hope you get better real, real soon. unless it’s genetic and you can’t get better. and in that case, i apologize for assuming your disorder was anything short of the GRAND CASTING DIRECTOR’S work. sometimes god likes to be called that when god’s in l.a. doing press.
either way, it’s a tough life, and i’m sorry for your condition. but seriously, if it’s the nerve thing, you still shouldn’t be around machinery or small children. what if you’re a carpenter and you have a spasm that sets off a tile saw and it slices three of someone’s fingers off? and what if this someone were a child?
fuck it’s hard to be “appropriate” these days.
fuck fucking appropriate. “appropriate” is a bag of dicks.
that just sounded like a gay halmark card from the middle ages. just picture this phrase being said by someone wearing a full suit of armor and looking very stern.
“APPROPRIATE” - the knight proclaimed heavily from beneath his metal exoskeleton - “APPROPRIATE IS A BAG OF DICKS.”
HAHA, TAKE THAT, PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT AN EXOSKELETON IS OR HOW TO SPELL IT!
man, i am KILLING tonight.
so lena dunham is playing naked ping-pong with this good looking doctor fellow and there’s this debate as to whether someone like that - the handsome doctor - would be caught fucking “someone like her,” and when people refer to “someone like her” it’s almost always in reference to dunham’s body as if it were a personality trait.
if anyone watched the episode at all, they’d realize that joshua the doctor was totally into playing naked ping-pong with her and fucking her and all of the things you associate with the physical self. he was totally down for all that shit because he was into her as an entity. “you’re a weirdo, but i’m into that, and you kinda make my old guy dick hard.” i’m paraphrasing, here.
it wasn’t until she went a little “young girl still finding herself and getting too weird too fast” and he went a little “oh shit, my wife and i separated and what the fuck am i doing?” that things weren’t quite the same after.
it wasn’t about the physical self any more than it was about ray’s screen time. it was about the mind. it was about the spirit. he wanted to grab that fleshy white ass as much as anyone else in the united states and surrounding areas did. it’s not everyone’s thing, but it’s some people’s thing. just like any other thing is “some people’s thing.” everyone has a thing. right now my thing is laughing cow cheese and audiobooks. i guess that’s two things. whatever. i picked two things.
the point is that it’s about a moment. or a series of moments. a chapter in life, whatever length it may be, dedicated to experiencing that thing. until it gets weird and then you move on. just like you fucking should.
so diluting the episode to something as shallow as a physical appearance - even though lena dunham can do whateverthefuck she wants with her body and there are MANY people who are attracted to her for that very reason - allowing it to be about anything short of hannah’s character have a thing or two to learn about life.
it always comes down to character.
be into whatever you’re into, just don’t be bags of dicks.
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