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the signs as suicide squad characters; based on their comic book personalities
The Demonic Zodiac
One thing I’m surprised people don’t talk about more often is the Demonic Zodiac (also known as The Black/The Dark Zodiac.) The Demonic Zodiac represents the darker side of the human creature. They represent the darker side often overlooked in traditional astrology. The movie “13 Ghosts” created it’s own Black Zodiac to reflect the personalities described in the Demonic Zodiac.
Aries/The Selfish King: The selfish king rules in order to receive all the victories for themselves They are as angry as they are self-centered. Hates the Ravening Dog. They are arrogant, selfish, and hot-tempered.
Taurus/The Fallen Demon: The Fallen Demon lies through their teeth to gain the upper hand. They hate The Poisoned Dart. Main characteristics are malice, remorseful, and braggart.
Gemini/The Viper: The viper spits venom in their words and are skilled at it. They show no remorse when angry. The Viper hates the Hurricane and is emotionless and venomous.
Cancer/The Snake: When all others fight, the Snake crawls beneath their noses and strikes when the moment is right. The Snake is manipulative and drains the life form their victims. The Snake hates the Leviathan and is treacherous and deceitful.
Leo/The War Maiden: Warrior Goddess of Evil, The War Maiden is blood-thirsty and craves the spotlight. They value pride and honor before all else. They hate The Horned Beast. Main characteristics are pride and greed.
Virgo/The Maelstrom: Wrath from the Maelstrom is directed at all. The Maelstrom destroys all out of ignorance and is ruthless to all in their path. The Maelstrom hates the Weapon and their characteristics are aggravation and hypocrisy.
Libra/The Ravening Dog: The Ravening Dog acts on a whim, attacking anything in it’s path without thinking first. Represents the number 666. The Ravening Dog hates the Selfish King. Characteristics are reckless, accusative, and irrational.
Scorpio/The Poisoned Dart: The Poisoned Dart is known to carry grudges for a long time and strike when the moment is right, and it’s sting packs a lethal punch. The Poisoned Dart hates the Fallen Demon and is suspicious, abusive, and sinful.
Sagittarius/The Hurricane: The Hurricane represents blind destruction, withholding emotion until it explodes. It’s reckless destruction is directed toward those it hates, which is mostly all. The Hurricane hates The Viper and is destructive, reckless, and acts first.
Capricorn/The Leviathan: A blood-sucking leech, The Leviathan gains power from others. Their cunning allows them to steal while stealing the strength of the other signs. The Leviathan hates The Snake and is parasitic, powerful, and dangerous.
Aquarius/The Horned Beast: Abusive and controlling, The Horned Beast only shows this side of their personality to gain dominance and complete control over people. Hates The War Maiden and is confusing, manipulative, and abusive.
Pisces/The Weapon: The Weapon is blinded by it’s emotions, especially anger. The Weapon does not show until the easy way out is no longer applicable. The Weapon hates the Maelstrom and is impulsive, narrow-minded, and moody.
It’s important to remember there is a little evil in all of us, and the good parts wouldn’t exist without it. Evil should not be feared, it can be harnessed and turned into something useful. It should never, however, overpower the good. (This is also just for fun.)
What's up with the Ophiuchus???????
not a thing (as of now).
How would you describe a Sag & Scorpio cusp?
actually my dad is a sag/scorpio cusp! if i had to describe them, i’d say they are hardworking, life of the party, popular, protective, over-emotional, mistake-prone leaders.
the signs as songs from "This Is Acting"
Aries: Alive
Taurus: Unstoppable
Gemini: Footprints
Cancer: Sweet Design
Leo: Cheap Thrills
Virgo: Reaper
Libra: Bird Set Free
Scorpio: Broken Glass
Sagittarius: Move Your Body
Capricorn: Space Between
Aquarius: House On Fire
Pisces: One Million Pieces
I’m sick and I hate myself enough already so I thought I’d make a zodiac version of this meme
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How would a Aquarius Aries couple be?
both very rebellious/independent which is nice to have in common, but there’s not a whole lot of contrast and has potential to go wrong.
Source: http://www.behance.net/gallery/Gelato-Horoscope-Vice-Magazine/11579737
definitive ranking of the moms in my art class
1. Pamela - brought fancy chocolates for the class, very sweet, calm and got along with everyone
2. Amy - nice to me, fun mom, gave me 4 pieces of palette paper while exclaiming “YOU NEED MORE PAPER, IM A MOM”
3. Anne - also brought chocolate and was nice to me
4. Mary Ann - wore timberlands every day
5. Deb - we didn’t talk but she made my fave paintings in the class
6. Tessa - wore all denim, asked me how to pronounce the prof’s name, i said i didn’t know, we agreed on the wrong pronunciation and both called her that for the entire week
7. Pavel - french dad, found out i was majoring in physics and asked me if i knew that einstein was a jerk
8. Andy - brought dunkin donuts munchkins and wore an “Old Guys Rule” t shirt despite appearing to be in his mid 40s
9. Gretchen - didn’t talk that much but she was adorable
10. Aileen - honestly not entirely sure who she is
11. Lisa - i think she might have been my middle school art teacher but i didn’t ask and she didn’t recognize me so
12. Susan - refused to use anything but charcoal and made me nervous
13. Tina - wore heels every day, had “my children bully your children” vibes
everyone tag yourself im pavel
Aries: Andy Taurus: Anne Gemini: Gretchen Cancer: Pamela Leo: Aileen Virgo: Deb Libra: Susan Scorpio: Amy Sagittarius: Tina Capricorn: Mary Ann Aquarius: Pavel Pisces: Tessa
The Signs as Suburban Moms
Aries: Jennifer, age 43, an alcoholic who lets her kids run wild but still shows up to school functions so it looks like she's trying
Taurus: Ramona, age 37, a stay at home mom obsessed with interior decorating who spends over $20,000 a year at Homegoods.
Gemini: Lyn, age 38, a confident mom who flirts with married men even though she herself is married and posts too much on social media
Cancer: Pat, age 41, a loving mom who already has six kids but wants to push for one more because she loves the whole process of raising a child
Leo: Stella, age 36, a "younger" mom who is an ex Broadway star and likes to tell stories about her "dazzling" experiences on the stage and rant about how her kids are sure to follow
Virgo: Courtney, age 45, a traditional mom who doesn't let her kids dye their hair and thinks college is the most important thing ever
Libra: Katherine, age 42, a gossiper who is obsessed with high school reunions and going to parties and socializing
Scorpio: Kelly, age 39, a widow who is doing her best to provide for the kids but is grief stricken since losing her husband
Sagittarius: Georgina, age 38, a firecracker mom who brings everyone on road trips across the country and likes to skydive
Capricorn: Susan, age 42, a self proclaimed "tiger mom" who pushes her kids to learn instruments and achieve perfect grades so they can show the world their potential
Aquarius: Harriet, age 37, an artist who keeps to herself and doesn't really show up at PTA meetings because everybody there is boring
Pisces: Christina, age 40, a super lenient mom who won't get mad at her kids for drinking or anything like that but rather try to understand why they did it and try to help
the signs as natural disasters/death they cause
Aries: Volcanic Eruption; cooked by waves of gas Taurus: Earthquake; crushed by falling objects Gemini: Tornado; falling to death out of the tornado Cancer: Hurricane/Typhoon; spontaneous debris Leo: Drought; famine and starvation Virgo: Avalanche/Mudslide; buried alive Libra: Asteroid; crushed by impact Scorpio: Tsunami; pulled and drowned underwater Sagittarius: Wildfire; suffocated and burned alive Capricorn: Blizzard; freezing to death Aquarius: Epidemic; painful infection Pisces: Flood; trapped and slowly drowning
the signs as famous cities
aries: Madrid, Spain
taurus: Berlin, Germany
gemini: Singapore, Asia
cancer: Rome, Italy
leo: Paris, France
virgo: New York City, U.S.A.
libra: Dubai, U.A.E.
scorpio: Stockholm, Sweden
sagittarius: Sydney, Australia
capricorn: Shanghai, China
aquarius: Tokyo, Japan
pisces: London, U.K.
The Signs As People The Law Firm I Used To Work For Has Represented
Aries: Caught fire because a neighbor fucked up at operating a tractor so bad that literally everything for like a quarter mile caught fire.
Taurus: Stalked by co-worker, sued management for not doing anything about the co-worker. Management defended their inaction on the grounds that the stalker was from Eastern Europe and they thought stalking was “pretty much culturally expected over there.”
Gemini: Hacked a company’s store credit system and bought a bunch of stuff on nonexistent store credit; defended self on grounds that their security system was really badly designed and the store was asking for it.
Cancer: Angry preacher who wanted to shut up the people on the internet saying they ran an “orgy church.”
Leo: Kept a lion in a small enclosure in their yard.
Virgo: Assault with deadly weapon. Deadly weapon in question was a chainsaw.
Libra: Police officer fired for “taking the whole ethics thing way too far,” ie, interfering with other officers’ crimes.
Scorpio: Murdered "an old friend.” Obviously 100% guilty, visibly 100% unrepentant. Jury let them off, to the firm’s total bewilderment. Sent senior partner a lovely fruit basket.
Sagittarius: Used work email account and work computer to exchange sexual fantasies and photographs involving horses with like-minded individuals.
Capricorn: Their goats wandered onto their neighbors’ property “one time too many,” so the neighbors shot the goats.
Aquarius: Shot at neighbors, including a grade-schooler, for walking across their yard. When police were called, was enraged and offended, particularly when the police also walked across their yard. When asked whether the neighbors had in fact been threatening them in any way, appeared to be genuinely hurt by the question, and began complaining about how hard their life was and how little anyone understood their woes.
Pisces: Doctor suing the state for preventing patients on probation from taking their medications, which the state thought were probably basically the same as cocaine.
Can you do which signs would be Hazel Grace, Alaska Young, And Margo Roth
done!
Hazel Grace vs. Alaska Young vs. Margo Roth
Hazel Grace: Cancer, Libra, Capricorn, Sagittarius
Alaska Young: Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio
Margo Roth: Aries, Taurus, Aquarius, Pisces
fmk; Capricorn, Virgo, & Aquarius
f: Aquariusm: Capricornk: Virgo ?
what will be in the signs' stocking for christmas
aries: fur coat
taurus: that photo of donald trump comprised of dick pics
gemini: god's forgiveness
cancer: weed
leo: strands of lana del rey's hair
virgo: 31 vinyls
libra: world peace
scorpio: eggs
sagittarius:
capricorn: dj khaled
aquarius: an emo CD
pisces: a dog