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She forced me to take all the drinks out so she could sit in box?

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Oh I have a fourth cat too! His name is Gilbert, he’s loud and actually low key hates his picture being taken but here’s some of the few pics I have!

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Work dream alert! 🚨

So I work at a fancy lil coffee shop called ✨Dutch bros✨and I had a funny dream where Dutch bros and like an alcoholic bar was combined together.

And the night before opening day we had a party to celebrate with the managers and my coworkers the like all having fun you know.

And we also get to like go in the store and see what it looks like mess with the equipment and just in all figure out how everything works and stuff. Well I go in to see to and in like the matter of 30 seconds I manage to figure out how to break EVERYTHING FLIPPING THING in the the store in an impressive fell swoop.

I’m so embarrassed by this I run 5 miles all the way home leaving my car and everything behind.

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Had a lunchable in my dream you know the ritz cracker ham and cheese one. Well in this dream there was the tinniest piece of sliced cheese in the container! Like I’m talking smaller than what you’d give to a rat and it was sliced how it would normally be.

Very sad -8/10

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Had a d dream but I couldn’t c tell you what it was about because it was completely in French.

All I know is that it was hilarious.

Also I do not knew French.

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Wish I could post about my latest dreams but they’ve all been a sort of code than I can’t even begin to think to how to translate them into something that makes sense as of late.

Truly awful. How dare my brain dream and not provide me any sort of content.

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Had a dream where I was doing the laundry but I was also a sock so I had to fold myself and put me away also

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Dreamed that the director of the film Pirates of the Caribbean (I’ve never actually seen any of the movies nor do I know who directed the films) was swimming around one of the boats used for the set. While swimming he encountered a narwhal who tried to kill and eat him and the director had to swim for his life. He did in fact get to live and finish the movie lol.

Did look up who directed the first film after the dream and ngl the guy looked very similar to what I saw in my dream 🧐

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Had a dream where I was baker and I was making cupcakes for a coworkers birthday party but when I would go to cool the cupcakes and put icing on them. The icing would morph and eat the cupcakes so I kept having to start over. I was getting very anxious too because I was worried that we’d be late so I then decided that I would just bring the next batch of cupcakes no matter what, so I served cupcakes that we actively being eaten by humanoid icing monsters. No one noticed.

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Had a dream last night that I was tired of living in America so I decided to move to Russia of all places

BUT! The only way I could see comfortably living there was to assassinate Putin which I successfully did somehow. I have zero physical capabilities so idk dream me is baller I guess.

ANYWAY

then I met this super cute Russian boy and we lived happily ever after. 💕😂

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Those 2 dreams are all I remember but I had upwards of 8-10 dreams last night and I’ve never been more exhausted in my life.

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Had another dream where I wrote a book written by Jane Austen.

So it was about a man who felt woman would not love him in the way that he was so he teams up with a raven. This raven is actually a demon and possessed this man.

Everyone in town was afraid of this man expect one girl and the man and her start a courtship.

Unfortunately I woke up around this time so I don’t know whatever happened to the couple.

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Soooo… had a dream about a generic famous trans woman had a vaginoplasty many years ago and was just then openly discussing how the meds she was on after caused some horrific symptoms. Specifically the medication caused her to temporarily go blind.

So I guess I’m just asking are all the trans people out ok? Y’all seeing good lmao?

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Not me knowing scooby doo so well that I watched the episode bedlam in the bigtop word for word in my dream but as Scooby doo.

Someone needs to take my cartoons away from me. I’ve become dangerous

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Dream time!

I was just having a normal date in ancient Italy and they were calling for anyone that wanted a job and well I was poor and definitely wanted a job!

They load me up on a boat and weirdly enough we go to Easter island to a house I’ve been to before (it’s my friends house that is definitely in Texas and not Easter island lmao) anyway I’m to have a job restoring a castle which is super cool and not back breaking work at all.

Well here’s the problem! I don’t have any shoes and they won’t let me work without them so what do I do? I steal shoes from my friends closet knowing the house was abandoned with all their stuff left behind.

I start my job and it’s a little annoying because the shoes are too big for me but u really liked the job I was doing so I was very happy.

The end lol

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adhd symptoms are always just mild enough to seem fake but just severe enough to make everyone on planet earth think you’re an asshole for having them. not a big fan of this paradox tbh

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First time in weeks not having a dream and now I don’t feel normal help

I did on one had get sleep for once but I was late for work 😭