I'm not Sorry

I bet the neighbors know my name. mr.xclusive

[pbbbbtht-deactivated20140128]

what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun

[dioynsus]

appreciation post for broccoli, thanks for bein so tasty u tiny trees

[memewhore]

[listenuppnow]

[quads-for-the-gods]

the realness of this.

[3notemyselfie]

Speaking a language in my head: *flawless grammar, strong vocabulary, impeccable confidence*

Using said language in conversation: *indeterminable gargling noises*

[ruinedchildhood]

[emobaria]

[humansofnewyork]

“Two weeks ago I ran away to Maryland to marry someone I met on Instagram. Yesterday I ran back home.”

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Everyone is WAY too into character here. (Submitted Anonymously)

[blythebaird]

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dogs. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

[sixelya-deactivated20170802]

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

[emily-the-phoenix-deactivated20]

When you start seeing your worth, you’ll find it harder to stay around people who don’t.

Worth by Emily S. P. (via emilythefierce)

[drake-ramoray]

[3notemyselfie]

Trying to set up a tennis date with Serena, but she keeps laughing at me. I can hang. Don’t think I can’t hang.

[ravioligarchy]

latino? more like latiyes. end racism now

[justinisdaddyy-deactivated20160]

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Twerk It Like Miley

[simply-quotes-deactivated202002]

Maybe I was destined to forever fall in love with people I couldn’t have. Maybe there’s a whole assortment of impossible people waiting for me to find them. Waiting to make me feel the same impossibility over and over again.

Carol Rifka Brunt, Tell the Wolves I’m Home (via simply-quotes)