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absolutely insane opening dialogue 10/10 no notes

#even i was a little shocked by this i can't lie #lestat is slightly regretful but totally invested in being a motherfucker #tvl spoilers #iwtv

likeafantasy

#then hannah mckay showed up and dexter went stupid #sorry i'll never stop bitching about that #dexter

sugarcarnation

and the way throughout the entire episode two common themes were daniel asking lestat if he was a stutterer as a child (and lestat ignoring the question) and lestat constantly reaching out to his mother begging her to give him the slightest bit of attention. and then when she finally comes back to him he starts stuttering

#AGE REGRESSION!!! lestat you are so messy my terrible horrible dear #iwtv #tvl spoilers

humanveil

I serve it to you now, how it felt then. Fledgling, lover, mother.

#tvl spoilers #THIS being the final reveal of the episode is making me feral #motherfucker unleashed #iwtv

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Anthems for a Seventeen Year-Old Girl - Debra Morgan & Harrison Morgan

#im wailing fr #harrison u are her. spiritually #dexter

codeinejurors

s1 deb hair ABSOLUTE PEAK

#love deb post-mascification but i do agree that she can pull a mean femme look #dexter

saperbasement

small abstract thing made during a sleepless night

#this is amazing #dexter

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Ask me if you can help.

Dexter & Harrison Scenes I Think About - (2/∞)

#(eating my own foot) oh he's suchhhhh a desperate loser #murder is intimacy to him and he's actually so needy it's insane #dude youre grooming your teen son because your murderboner is uncontrollable #dexter

it's kind of fascinating seeing dexson content as someone who used to be disasterly down bad for another dadson pairing in another fandom. like it's not the same but the Echoes...

#anyway candies for anyone who can guess the pairing

3stowaways

dexter original sin is an interesting watch because young adult dex is kind of his own bitch in it and he's definitely the one in the driver's seat, dragging his father around and trying to get his permission to commit murders. which is fine, i guess, but i like harry being more of a dirty groomer instead. i think harry's characterization is a smidge too noble here though

3stowaways

another strange original sin moment: when dexter immediately starts boy-prodigying those crime scenes. like bruh you are 20 at your first internship do not be coming up with fanfiction and saying shit like "this must be pleasurable to the killer"

3stowaways

"serial killers are defined as having killed three or more people. i believe this makes number three"

#dexter

3stowaways

dexter original sin is an interesting watch because young adult dex is kind of his own bitch in it and he's definitely the one in the driver's seat, dragging his father around and trying to get his permission to commit murders. which is fine, i guess, but i like harry being more of a dirty groomer instead. i think harry's characterization is a smidge too noble here though

3stowaways

another strange original sin moment: when dexter immediately starts boy-prodigying those crime scenes. like bruh you are 20 at your first internship do not be coming up with fanfiction and saying shit like "this must be pleasurable to the killer"

#internships are about coffee and donuts and being very very tasteful about when to interject with a useful observation!!! that's it boy!!@#and you are not very tasteful!!!#dexter

raptorific

I'm glad google understands me

#i'm obsessed with this wig because what were they thinkinggggg #“yeah of course young dexter had this fuck ass shagbob thing that's totally a normal look for a 19 yo”#like cmon at that point commit to the bit and give him longer hair with no dumbass bangs #dexter

i just know his hole feel like boiled silk

#MCH truly just gets better with age. because the things i would do to 50 yo+ dexter morgan... the so many depraved things i would do...#dexter

dexter original sin is an interesting watch because young adult dex is kind of his own bitch in it and he's definitely the one in the driver's seat, dragging his father around and trying to get his permission to commit murders. which is fine, i guess, but i like harry being more of a dirty groomer instead. i think harry's characterization is a smidge too noble here though

#like ohhhh you spend so much of your kid's time teaching him how to be a killer and now suddenly u wanna stop #now u wanna get off this ride? bruh #i'm only on like e5 though #i also don't hate original sin i actually think the actors are doing a great job trying to capture the OG vibe #i just have Thoughts about dex and harry's relationship #i can see harry being dex's passenger though after a point. that's what he is in canon #but idk i think harry's gotta be a bit dirtier #dexter

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Creep - Dexter/Harrison

For @ladyculebras 💌

#oh this is crazy fr #i don't really care for csa-related fiction personally but the way you can just twist canon to the left a little bit...#so ominous. god bless. or god condemn. or however that goes. because man that shit was wretched #(i think if i had to choose a flavor of dexson it would be older harrison -> dexter but lol that's just my own preferences)#dexter

3stowaways

watching early dexter is really funny sometimes because dexter really just seems to be a cunty awkward gay autistic man. like sure he fucks women in a demisexual type of way but he's also got the energy of someone who is destined to be a bit gay with it. and then u realize that MCH played a really famous gay character directly prior to playing dexter and many things make sense

3stowaways

half the fruity men i knew in high school wanted to do a photoshoot where they gave off this energy. gayyy