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how do you feel about podfics of your fics? đ
I feel honoured and delighted!!!! Iâve just added this info to my Ao3 profile too:
Attributed podfics of my solo works are welcome; please contact me or one of my co-authors if youâd like to record a co-authored work.
Gillian Anderson being an agent of chaos while filming The X-Files | bloopers/behind-the-scenes compilation
Sure drugs might be great, but do they hit quite like the 1am text message from the emergency vet clinic saying your catâs recovering well and slamming down wet food?????
Help prove or disprove a hypothesis ⌠FOR SCIENCE
Hypothesis: Australians are the only people who leave the energy-rating stickers on appliances
Australian, I leave them on
Australian, I take them off
Not Australian, I leave them on
Not Australian, I take them off
NB: Nationality is a social construct and this is a Tumblr poll, no need to prove your bona fides
Help prove or disprove a hypothesis ⌠FOR SCIENCE
Hypothesis: Australians are the only people who leave the energy-rating stickers on appliances
Australian, I leave them on
Australian, I take them off
Not Australian, I leave them on
Not Australian, I take them off
NB: Nationality is a social construct and this is a Tumblr poll, no need to prove your bona fides
Montreal Metros Go Broke For Woke
Chapter 3 - Now Complete â
Ft. the Lily of it all, a few not unreasonable assumptions, the wooing of an imminent free agent, and the correct pronunciation of âRozanovâ
Read the new chapter on Ao3 here, or from the beginning here.
â˘Boston Bears | Boston Raiders (Game Changers) â˘Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros (Game Changers) â˘SchrĂśdinger's Allies Boston Raiders â˘Supportive Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros â˘Babyâs First Gay Friend â˘Competitive Allyship â˘Mixed Media â˘Showing Some Goddamn Respect For Women's Hockey â˘Social Media â˘Straights Attempting Inclusion â˘Texting â˘Twitter
This is an official announcement that I have been converted. I am reborn.
For parenthetical asides, Robert Bringhurst says the em dash:
"belongs to the padded and corseted aesthetic of Victorian typography"
a description so apt and evocative that my allegiance has switched. Long live the spaced en dash! Hurrah spaced en dash!
When youâve never used AI for writing, you refuse to even create an account for any LLM, youâve never been accused of using AI, you have thousands of time-stamped edit entries for all your drafts âŚ
⌠but you still check, just to be, like, totally sure that the claude-detector site skin doesnât trigger for your own works
Image Management
New ⨠collab fic with internet-turned-IRL friend ritualist!
During his rookie year, Shane goes to a Halloween party at a Montreal gay bar to confirm some suspicions about himself. Unfortunately, itâs 2010, so the official photographer uploads a few hundred photos to the barâs Facebook page.
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Yuna gives real thought to finding Mark Zuckerberg and strangling him with his own hoodie strings. Probably this particular thought spiral suggests itâs time for her to step away from the PC, but the thought of taking a break â of leaving the burning fuse that could blow up her babyâs life at any moment unattended â makes her stomach churn.
Read on Ao3.
â˘Shane Hollander Gets Outed â˘Texting â˘Texting Fic â˘Good Parent Yuna Hollander â˘Good Parent David Hollander â˘Good Parents David Hollander/Yuna Hollander â˘Good Parent Grigori Rozanov â˘we are the first to ever use this tag lmao â˘Episode: s01e01 Rookies (Heated Rivalry) â˘Rookie Year â˘set after the CCM shoot but before the 2011 All-Stars game â˘Momager Yuna Hollander â˘Public Relations â˘pre-situationship era â˘Yuna Hollander-centric â˘Protective Yuna Hollander â˘Supportive David Hollander and Yuna Hollander â˘POV Yuna Hollander
When Iâm feeling stuck or uninspired, Iâve been adding little bits and pieces to a Cottage COVID piece ⌠which Iâm not convinced Iâll ever (a) finish, and (b) publish. Itâs essentially just plotless domestic fluff, but there are a few concepts and ideas and interactions tucked in there that I quite like.
Anyway, I read through whatâs in there tonight and thought Iâd share a snippet because I can picture this so very clearly in my mind and maybe youâll enjoy too âŚ
Theyâre lying on the couch, with Shaneâs head resting on Ilyaâs chest, watching an impressively dull documentary on the Library of Alexandria. Well, Shaneâs watching, judging by the little âHuh!â chirrups of interest he makes from time to time. Ilyaâs thinking, an activity greatly improved by the ability to stroke Shaneâs hair like a very shiny, very well-fed, very heavy, very focused dog.
Ilyaâs thinking about societal collapse. Not in a Shane-way, not anxiously. In a just-for-fun way.
Since shelter is sorted, and water is sorted (the well was a good investment, he decides, not that heâll admit it to Shane), food would obviously be priority one. He's willing to bet that the hoarderâs palace that is David Hollanderâs garden shed would contain quite a few packets of vegetable seeds. Both he and Shane are uniquely ill-equipped for futures as farmers, given their matching black thumbs, but heâd trust David with his life when it comes to coaxing nutrition out of soil.
Ilya knows fuck all about the fertility of Ontario land: good? Bad? What, exactly, is the difference? But either way, a lifetime without protein sounds untenable, so theyâll need to hunt. Thatâs where he could shine.
He pictures himself stalking in the white winter woods, the cold air sensitizing his sinuses, the damp humidity of his breath against a scarf. This isnât some classical epic, his love is not a wispy woman waiting by the woodstove; no, Shane is fifteen feet to his left, prowling alongside Ilya, cold-flushed cheeks and a hungry mien (Ilyaâs seen Shane go without protein for a meal once or twice (itâs not pretty (except to Ilya, who finds Shaneâs pissy, snippy moods amusing (âMr. Captain Canada is feeling bitchy,â Ilya remarks sometimes. âGo fuck yourself,â Shane inevitably snaps back, which only pleases Ilya even more)))).
Together, they locate and corner a deer, and (because this is Ilyaâs fantasy) itâs Shane who flushes it out, and Ilya who raises his rifle and brings it down. They freeze cuts and strips of meat to feed their family, which David will cook alongside potatoes wrapped in aluminum foil and rosemary atop the ashes of a fire.
âIn Canada, can I buy a gun if I am not a citizen?â Ilya asks, out loud.
Itâs not until Shane raises his head off Ilyaâs chest and levels him with an incredulous look that Ilya realizes he probably should have prefaced that question with some of his line of thinking.
Montreal Metros Go Broke For Woke
đ Chapter 2!
Ft. SchrĂśdingerâs Allies Boston Raiders (are they supportive or just competitive?), Stonewall-related chirping, and a cliffhanger ending (chapter 3 coming soon âŚ)
Read the new chapter on Ao3 here, or from the beginning here.
â˘Boston Bears | Boston Raiders (Game Changers) â˘Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros (Game Changers) â˘SchrĂśdinger's Allies Boston Raiders â˘Supportive Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros â˘Babyâs First Gay Friend â˘Competitive Allyship â˘Mixed Media â˘Showing Some Goddamn Respect For Women's Hockey â˘Social Media â˘Straights Attempting Inclusion â˘Texting â˘Twitter
Just wrote a negative parallelism, and a voice in my head shouted:
I saw Goody Proctor with the Devil AI!
You know those unskippable ads that play before your movie selection when you fly with Qatar or Etihad with the creativity-by-committee, terrifying visions of milquetoast wholesome family happiness, that leave you vaguely unsettled and immediately in need of a stiff drink and a cigarette to rid yourself of the aura of clean-living propaganda?
The exact vibe of Gwynethâs Apartheid Shilling ad.
Hello! I just binged two of your beautiful Yuna-centric fics, and I'm so incredibly moved and delighted by how you write her. Your writing is genuinely such a joy to read, and I was wondering if it would be ok to attempt making a podfic of one of your works? I tried to see if you posted about permissions anywhere but couldn't find anything, so apologies if you've answered this before and I missed it. Thank you for sharing your writing with us all, it's been so much fun discovering it!
Iâve never posted about permissions ⌠cause I never thought someone would want to do this, hah!!
Iâm so so thrilled that my Yuna pieces are hitting, and Iâd be delighted if youâd like to make a podfic! âĽď¸ âĽď¸ âĽď¸
In the fresh, early relationship, hazy days post-cottage, texting each other constantly, so desperate to crawl into each othersâ skin and learn everything there is to know about each other âŚ
And every time Ilya types yuna it auto corrects to tuna and his eye twitches
Pivotal
Itâs strictly a business trip. Ilyaâs her client, not her friend, and they have meetings with Porsche. Sheâll probably see him for a few hours here and there, and sheâs content to amuse herself for the rest of the time.
Ilya seems to regard her trip differently.
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Ilya Rozanov: Have you heard of Berghain?
Yuna: No, whatâs that?
Ilya Rozanov: Berlin cultural institution
Ilya Rozanov: Bar and art and music
Ilya Rozanov: Very iconic
Ilya Rozanov: I think you will like it
Ilya Rozanov: I go with my friend a bit later
Ilya Rozanov: Come to dinner with us, then come for drink?
Read on Ao3.
â˘POV Yuna Hollander â˘BrandManager!Yuna Hollander â˘Oblivious Yuna hollander â˘Ilya Rozanov Needs A Hug â˘Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence â˘pre-tuna melt â˘berghain â˘Berlin (City) â˘Character Study â˘Family Issues â˘Fluff â˘Friendship â˘Situationships â˘Author is so deep in the sauce they can no longer tell if this is crack
Hey loons, since I use a bunch of workskins in my HR fics and it makes me sad that the formatting gets lost when you download from ao3, I did the Totally Sane thing of converting my works with formatting to epubs.
Disclaimers: only available in epub, only tested on the three devices I happen to own, here be monsters, etc. etc.
Available to download via Google Drive here
