QUEEN COBRA

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[horrorfilmdyke]

the saying you cant miss what you never had is so insane to me.... like um actually i am always missing what i never had. theres so much missing... i miss everything

[40oztofemdom]

i want one of those things in my wallet people used to have to show pictures of their kids but just for my friends so i can brag about them better

[40oztofemdom]

drinking cheap beer and watching front bottom music videos. what is the difference between me now and that bike messenger living in pilsen i was when i was 20

[40oztofemdom]

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I hate to be that guy who posts THIS YEAR but this is the best goddamn version of the song I ever did hear

[40oztofemdom]

i am so glad blaze wasnt a feature when i was using this thing all the time. id absolutely be drunk shitposting making damn sure my wallet gets everyone to see it

[40oztofemdom]

I want to share this with yall. I love it. I forget where I got it but someone on reddit messaged the photographer from the Sunset Tree and asked where the photo was taken. I think it was somewhere in France. This is it from another angle. love love love

[40oztofemdom]

just came across my old art tumblr by accident, it’s been six years since I made it. it’s been six years since the best days. it’s almost been a decade since the best days. man. 

[40oztofemdom]

i biked by seals barking tonight and called 10 friends to have them listen for a few seconds. not one person left the the phone call with anything but joy. i hope to one day get a phone call like that

[40oztofemdom]

I bought a container of 1000 of those church bread wafers and can’t stop eating them.

they taste like cardboard.

[40oztofemdom]

it got too cold to jerk off in my tent, a memoir

[40oztofemdom]

party tip: if you get bored of quarantining in your room you can just go to the woods to camp out and not have to put on a mask to go pee

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Allright guys, I know Avril Lavigne is getting a lot of flack right now because of her Hello Kitty song but have any of you heard her acoustic version of the song??? It came out like a month before she decided to turn it into the weird dubstep creature feature it is now and I really wish she would have kept it like this because it’s almost hauntingly beautiful

[40oztofemdom]

I can not believe this post is still going. It isn’t even relevant anymore lmao

[40oztofemdom]

I used to live in an unfinished attic with my girlfriend, with my closest friends living in the house below me. Felt like a dream.

[40oztofemdom]

did I swallow a fly or a wad of cotton? either way my neighbors think I have COVID

[40oztofemdom]

I need more money or less expensive kinks

[40oztofemdom]

resting in body odor and spilled beer

[40oztofemdom]

thank you, craigslist