I Did My Best

I'm Morgan and no matter what I write here I sound like an eleven year old.

[homofied]

[sofiapdf]

delete this

[cantfightfatetoo]

I’m a simple girl, is it too much to ask for a broody handsome suitor to stroll across a field, in the morning fog at dawn, to tell me that I’ve bewitched them body and soul, and that they love me and never wish to be parted from me from that day on.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

[thenatsdorf]

[bee-dot-exe]

The slide and snuggle is a favorite of my two

[viostormcaller]

IM GONNA CRY

[notkatniss]

Im a bit drunk, its 3;00am. But Why does Bebe yoda give the uppy arms.. Why does mister mandalorian immediately pick him up .. why does no one involved with this production car e about my well being

[notkatniss]

[nowscience-blog]

How many people can say they have played rugby with a Beluga whale? 🐳 🏉

[pugnacious-pacifism]

I’m putting this back on my radar. I want this life

[free-parking-blog]

Francis Alÿs, Nightwatch, 2004.  

Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mylittleredgirl]

i didn’t reblog this post the first time i saw it but it’s been HAUNTING ME

[somecutething]

Pardon the awful background music.

[incendiaryhero]

I will not pardon a remix of 7th Element by Vitas. It is integral to my enjoyment of this silly video

[tainbocuailnge]

death of a bachelor is a good song

[tainbocuailnge]

it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat

[somecutething]

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

video description: a tiny, tubby orange and white kitten is rolling around on a patterned blanket. someone approaches him with an appropriately small brush and attempts to groom him, succeeding in brushing his side and tummy but then having to field his clumsy attempts at smacking the brush. he is so cute it is criminal.

[awed-frog]

[sluttynurse]

true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys

[yakultic]

relevant twitter meme

[radio-charlie]

Soup is so crazy its like hot water but its got stuff goin on

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

None of you ever think to thank the giant woman twerking to make the wave pool work and it shows

[such-justice-wow]

You mean the moon???

[cannibaltree]

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

[thothoes]

being on tumblr is literally just straight up vibing. no one knows who you are. no one knows what you look like. just vibes.