Chiko Roll Enthusiast

Receiving transmission from David Bowie’s nipple antennae.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[krykky]

[krykky]

@asimovsideburns​

#op are you aware his first name is brian #just checking

Oh yeah? then explain THIS

[asimovsideburns]

[redjennies]

okay you know those posts that are like "this male character archetype would be better as a woman"? you know what we need more of? female loudmouth braggart hero antagonists. women who are cocky and comedically vainglorious and beloved by the public and also objectively suck so fucking bad. I'm not kidding. I don't care how sexist the audience would be about that. I want to see a woman who should be played by whoever the female equivalent of Nathan Fillion is.

[transcyberism]

no one ever did it like her

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[grahamkennedy-deactivated202411]

Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time

[mcflurry-of-dancing-flames]

very important that you include MF DOOM's Villainous Mac and Cheese Recipe alongside this image

[stuckinapril]

Just muttered “girl just be normal” to myself on my way out of the house

[dingdongyouarewrong]

there's a post i'm desperately trying to find, and all traces of its existence seem to be completely nuked. if anything i'd just like confirmation that i'm not fucking hallucinating the post.

first post was a photo or maybe a YTP of doug walker, the nostalgia critic who remembers it so you don't have to

i'm specifically looking for a reblog though, which said something like:

"i've pissed next to this guy (we run in the same con circles in illinois) and i'm pretty sure he's a robot who needs to operate his os because we were both at the urinals and he was just staring at the wall smiling at nothing the whole time"

[dingdongyouarewrong]

OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING SCREENSHOT OF THE POST, WHICH I TOOK BACK IN 2020

ITS REAL

[gaytanic-panic]

[gala-xyzz]

[postsofbabel]

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Voting ended onApr 17

[lezbadeez]

something something incrediblt weird polls that have an incredibly agreed upon answer somehow

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[dogpuppy]

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

when you jack off to planes w/boobs AGAIN after you promised yourself you’d STOP!!! :(

Oh God FUCK

I shunnah dint

Fuqq…

[dorothylarouge]

[arrow-ettes]

how it's feeling rn

[kedreeva]

There's something so good about the wild type.

[ambiguouspersonhood]

What are those cool spiky feathers?? (Sorry I know nothing about these cool gals!)

[kedreeva]

You've been!! BAMBOOZLED!!

Those are actually not spiky feathers at all! They sure do look like it, though, and that's likely the point- if I were a raptor looking down upon a pincushion, I would think twice about grabbing it with my bare feet.

However, it's a ruse! Just a marking on a feather

Pretty neat, yeah?

[rookravens-deactivated20260314]

Civets

William MacGillivray, 1835-1839