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✧ 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[adonischildsupportcase]

[the-world-i-love-so-much]

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is the Avon Small Wonders caterpillar perfume!

[briargeese]

A fresh snowfall and recent meal means the geese are ready to bath and they head off into the deep snow to play.

[poughkeepsiesjr]

if you feel queerbaited by actual real human beings have you considered that maybe you're just queerstupid and queerparasocial and need to touch some queergrass

[bumblebeebats]

Trying to join a big Discord server when you're not really that familiar with Discord servers somehow manages to combine the social anxiety of trying to make new friends or ordering at a fancy new coffeeshop for the first time with the general chaos and technical barriers to entry of an MMO. I shuffle up to the counter and go "Um, hey, can I get---" only for someone named ☽ 𝓖𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻 ☾ [👑 Mod] [👺 Dark Wizard] [♣︎ BUNT] [🔮 Pengis Time 2022] • he/him to manifest in a cloud of bisexual coloured animated lightning, turning me instantly to dust and then announcing to the shop at large "Hey guys, please remember to read the #2026-updated-rules-terms-and-conditions and choose your role before you speak, also remember that ordering should go in #ordering-drinks, #ordering-cakes, or #ordering-a-cake-and-a-drink, unless you're 🔉just-using-the-bathroom. Thanks"

[polkadotmotmot]

Emily Palmquist - Please Rise, 2025 - Oil and gold enamel on canvas

[stuckinapril]

(me, insane since the day i was born) sorry haha this has just been an off day for me

[gender-fluidbees]

trans women should not have to be sexy to you for you to respect them. Aaaaaand post

[dogpuppy]

[greatwaytokillhim]

pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

[sacred-portal]

[slavery]

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

[drcyan]

[royaa]

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[cevn]

out of her 5 online boyfriends im at least top 3