Witchy Bitch

[420cupcake420]

For my husbands 40th we went to a burlesque show, it was amazing!!

[420cupcake420]

Such a lonely day

[420cupcake420]

My husband made me a tarot card holder for my readings. Best man ever!!!

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

How do you think I keep this face flawless and wrinkle-free?

[faeryqueenwitch]

⭐What Makes You the Happiest, Based on Your Sign ⭐

★Aries - Weekends+friends+alcohol

★Taurus- Money+food+cash found in their old jeans pockets

★Gemini- Compliments+travel+social connection

★Cancer- Discount+a comfortable home+food

★Leo- Money+compliments+brunch

★Virgo- Books+everything goes as planned+fresh coffee

★Libra- Stay in shape+skin care+balance

★Scorpio-Music+their crush likes them back+food

★Sagittarius- Snacks+busy fun schedules+and exotic trips

★Capricorn- A good career+a good night's sleep+away from the crowd

★Aquarius- No presure+stay up late+freedom

★Pisces- Binge-watching+love+music

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

I got you babe

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Heresy is a lifestyle

[sourest]

it’s true

[batfamily-andothers]

Damian: What are you doing?

Dick: I'm building a pillow fort

Damian: Isn't that a little childish for someone your age?

Dick: Does that mean you won't join me?

Damian: …

Dick: …

Damian: Move over

[irrevocably-delicious2]

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

[starfire003]

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

[corisanna]

I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.

Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.

[greatfay]

Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”

Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”

Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”

Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”

Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “…” “…” “:)”

Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”

Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”

Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”

Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I thought it was free?”

Me: “:)”

Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”

Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”

Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”

Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”

Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”

Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”

Customer: “This is shit customer service”

Me: “:)”

Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”

Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“

Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”

Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”

Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”

Me: “How unfortunate :)”

[thekeybladeninja]

I can feel the :) deep in my soul

[squirenonny]

I have never felt the :) so viscerally as in this post.

[isa-ghost]

I havent even worked in retail and I feel this

[hoodoowitchesofthetrials]

Tarot Card Info for Beginners

[just-shower-thoughts]

women’s shower-products be like “lock in moisture” and “rejuvenate pores,” while men’s are all “smell like hammer, you idiot”

[anxietyproblem]

[julykings]

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

[veryfunnymemes]

[emmanuelleriva]

Humoresque (1946) dir. Jean Negulesco