hella

mother of one, father of two.

[420noodle]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[memewhore]

[thethespacecoyote]

I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people

[jackaloper]

*straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey

[illegalaustralien]

 (ง •̀_•́)ง finally, i can now fight all of you 

[420noodle]

Introvert: please don't talk to me dirty extrovert

Extrovert: [screaming like a chimp and throwing own faeces]

Introvert: I want to read Hemingway in peace!!

Extrovert: [smears shit across the wall shrieking]

[studip]

why did God make me an angry crier..... How am I to drag a bitch if I can't stop sniffling

[meanplastic]

[untrustyou]

[420noodle]

someone: *says something to me but my processing skills are too slow to understand them so it basically sounds like a bunch of garbled nonsense*

me: hahaha me too buddy

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[justiceleaque]

i mean he’s not wrong

[guvinofree]

what the fuck is this

[scootsenshi]

Shaggy look like he’s had enough… like he about to roast Fred old toast head having ass.

[luckiechloe]

Shaggy tries to solve a mystery and gets grounded

[sunshinewoman]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[heelyz]

[honey-heroin]

[bopeep]

me experiencing love: this is too spicy