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kiwi • 24 • she/they minors dni

[dogpuppy]

It seems like everyone hates you

[segamascott]

sipping on some of that 9pm water

[mrsterlingeverything]

MICROWAVE YOUR PHONE

[persianmom]

phone in bed show me what I need to see

[silentgarfield]

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[targetedknowledge]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[omtai]

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

[waltzingbi]

sunday again i guess

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

[swordwithribbon]

[c-53]

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]