big idiot

i love a lot of things ! here they are !

[softsubs]

[colorogasm]

[loveyoufor1000000years-deactiva]

Lovey dovey bitch syndrome is decaying my brain

[klimtsonian-unofficial]

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

[shiftythrifting]

You….

Baby.

[iguanamouth]

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

[hobiflu-remade]

me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks

me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓

[theemotionmachine]

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”

— Truman Capote

[g-meister]

Grave of the Fireflies (1988)

[bisexualtwilight]

Bella sends this to Edward after he tells her “don’t do anything reckless”

[sailurmars]

I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad

[godpenis]

egg (ayy) lmao

[teraokanatsumi]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

dogy

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I feel such an incredible sense of peace looking at this

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[kushblazer666]

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

[lornagonigall]

your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr

[sailorbrazil]