(I'm not actually frogs, sorry)

Ryan • he/him • 21 • Loser but good at it •

[tritiumblanket]

If you're solving an indefinite integral and you don't add the +C at the end a bunch of mathematicians come out from the shadows and beat you to death with hammers

[bripops]

DIRK IS A REGULAR GUY. HE CAN DO A HOLISTIC.

[alucardsinep]

ipa on tap or something idk i dont go to bars

[milktea-grn]

caught up on bobs burgers and i miss my family

[paperchamomiles]

here it is so far!

[814519]

let's have a smoke break with mama (and question our career choice)

[anarchistmemedistro]

[isuggestrevolution]

i suggest using that powerful tool

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[penny-anna]

#we would create an entire new astrology system about it#spoinglology

Grace, watching the eridian children develop a whole astrology-esque personality typing system based around what colour they are: oh god what have I done

[isotopic09]

Fruitcakes :/ smh… (Oc)

[thefriendlypigeon]

❤️💙💛GRACEFUL💛💙❤️

⭐[my social media links]

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[pbeeanjay]

all it takes to stop an angel

[pbeeanjay]

like what’s their deal

[allysabarnabaart]

i’m going through Melangdon/Kingdon withdrawals

[apolladay]

I always get nervous when they start making a big deal about someone turning 100. Look at Betty White for example.

[apolladay]

If he's in the U.K. at the moment then huzzah he made to 100 baby congratulations Sir David 🎉🎉

[halondrus]

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

[halondrus]

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

fanart i made during my absence

[shastafirecracker]

eridian children in Grace’s class interested but slightly disappointed to learn that much earth life is bilaterally symmetrical with even numbers of limbs

Grace going “oh!! But!” and teaching them about starfish, to their absolute delight

new eridian schoolchild trend of starfishing aka flopping flat down with all legs out and moving by wiggling and squirming around, giggling. parents hooting at Grace in despair. why did you teach them this