my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the kennedy-pallister family" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i can feel the ever-present ghost of The Father in these woods. like even two gay moms can't beat the patriarchy that's crazy.
my buddy niall pacing: i have destroyed and betrayed myself for nothing
















