daddy's bastard, very strong

your favourite blood drinking skeleton | üle keskmise tartlane | toptierluud since 26.1.22 | they/them | header by @theamazingdevils

[alucardsinep]

and remember kids, bracers grow down from the ceiling and vambraces grow up from the ground

[halethleia]

one of the funniest and saddest parts of project hail mary is that stratt absolutely did kidnap a guy to send off to die in space without hesitation but also made sure to pack all his funky t-shirts and favorite sweater and his crochet earth ball and his favorite coffee settings so!

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[rosiegbaby]

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

[toddstool]

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[nyancrimew]

mutuals do this

[triibulinekiisu]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[wizard-snoopy]

[magicratfingers]

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

[magicratfingers]

this is how many pillows I want

[quintuplequay]

Where does the you go. In this scenario

[magicratfingers]

? what do u mean

[batbetbitbotbut]

Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"

[magicratfingers]

yeah u get it

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[fishyaudio]

All the yellow wet floor signs always remind me of strange animals because they stand on four legs. Like what if they gather around leaking roofs and pipes to drink like a pack of animals seeking an oasis in the desert

This one was drawn over my photo of a metro station that I now think does anything but renovate it's roof. 3 signs and 5 buckets is kinda embarrasing

[fernicenty]

two bear sitting on the edge of katmai river

[musiclovingmoth]

💃🛞☀️

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[ostracartderms]

Acrylic is like what if there was a paint medium that dried so fast that you could never blend anything or get the right colour. And then oil paint is like what if you were always spending 40 dollars

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[nvm-illustration]

Bat Girl Summer?