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Iās really scary to think about how one of my followers could just die one day and Iād probably never know
I could die and none of my online friends would ever know
oh man i should probably not think too hard about that one
should i make a post saying i died before i die or give someone my password days before and have them do it
If you planned or can predict your death, go ahead! Except you should not be planning it.
Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. And in honor of this, I have written a poem:
Love is what keeps the world spinning Peace is what keeps the sun so bright Happiness brings a smile to every face It takes Hope to shine a light
Serenity keeps the oceans flowing It takes Courage to take the dive Every Hero keeps on fighting But You are the one who keeps it all alive
You are the Love, Peace, and Happiness You are the Hope that shines a light You are the Serene and graceful tides You are the Brave Hero who never dies
In honor of World Suicide Prevention Day, I have also written a poem:
Y is the Yellow in your shining face O is the circle of light you sent my way U is for being Underneath so long The space you have hidden in your songs
A is the grade Iād give your golden eyes L is for you Lovely smile I cannot live once you are gone V is for the fact that youāre Very wrong
E is for Everyone who loves you And youāll never know what they might do Once we have to say goodbye These are the reasons I need YOU ALIVE
Sorry. Too lazy to post stuff :P Here's a kitty =(-_-)= I just had to wake it upā¦
Happy Irony Day, America!
Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched
Remember when Patrick killed an entire section of the audience, and some guy just offered them for sale as fish sticks? Sorry, I was too lazy to find a gif.
Like if I stopped initiating conversations and making plans people wouldnt even notice though. Like im 5000% serious. No one cares to talk to me or want to hang out with me. No one WANTS to be my friend. Im just a huge burden on everyone and would be better off dead.
Well, that's because you're looking at all the wrong places. You cannot brighten a room by flicking your light switch down, unless, of course, it was designed that way. But maybe if you went the opposite directionā¦ well, who knows? There's a chance the bulb is broken, or there would be a flicker of false hope, but almost always, the light turns on.
Spanish is a beautiful language. You donāt say āI love youā in Spanish, you say āyo quiero comer culoā which translates to āyou are the light of my lifeā which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
this is beautiful Iām crying:ā)
Iāve only taken one year of Spanish, and donāt know what āculoā means, but Iām pretty sure that says, āI want to eat *whatever the fuck culo is*.ā
"Ass"ā¦ "Culo" means assā¦ I should have known.
Spanish is a beautiful language. You donāt say āI love youā in Spanish, you say āyo quiero comer culoā which translates to āyou are the light of my lifeā which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
this is beautiful Iām crying:ā)
I've only taken one year of Spanish, and don't know what "culo" means, but I'm pretty sure that says, "I want to eat *whatever the fuck culo is*."
whyād we have to color so much in school.Ā it didnt teach us anything.Ā is āstaying in the linesā a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie
No. It is practice for Lord Scantron's tests in the future. Pathetic human.
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
If I realized I had more time to sleep, I'd go back to sleep, not get up and danceā¦
Is this a picture of two faces or a cup?
Neither. Itās just two curly braces (or French brackets. Whatever you prefer).
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Do You Have Symptoms?Ā Ā»
Actually WebMD told me I was drunk and undergoing puberty again.
Life is hazardous to your health.
statistics show that 100% of people who have lived are dead and 100% of people who are alive right now will die within 200 years
Actually, by the rate of how technology is advancing, a study claims that the first person to live for a thousand years is probably alive today, or at least someone who is alive today may live to be 1000. It is quite possible that the average age of death increases to over 200 years, so the probability of everyone dying before 200 is slightly less than 100%.
IF YOU'RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.
Haha, nothing can out-awkward me :P
89% of the world: are you seeing all the crazy shit happening in the news?
Me: omg did you see the anaconda video?!
Oh my gosh. Are you counting yourself as an entire 11% of the human population? That means there's likeā¦ 9 people on Earth! And I'm one of them :D
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NERD-ALERT: New Endeavor for Robotic Dominance Against Living Earthlingsā Rising Totalitarianism
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Attention Gamers
If you are a male gamer, I beg you. Please write an autobiography and call it āGame Boy Advanceā.
